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Riddle Words Part 2
Enigmatic = Hen egg mat icck
Sopwith camel = Sop with (camel, am hell) (Is a slobber camel kiss.)
Church attendance = Err - ah ten dense
Enlist in the army = In list - in the arm he. (He gets medical exam vaccine. His name is on the list.)
Pull no punches = Pull - no punch is
Steam shovel = Steam shove hell
Armistice day = Are missed us day
Leviathan = Love I ass in
Katmandu = Cat man do (Climb the mountain.)
Billy Crash Cradit = Ill he ash- had it
KGB = Cage he be (As in Russian.)
Building block = Building lock
Assyrian = Ass hear - he in. Ass sear - he in
Incapacitated = In cup has it (hate, ate) did
Hysterical = His stare icck hell
Ritalin = Riddle in. Rid - hell in
Saccharin = Sack her in
Animal gait = Animal gate
Fate of the wicked = Hate of the (wick, icck) hid
No laughing matter = No - laughing - - mat her
Manuscript = Man you script
Bourbon in the bottle = Herb on - in the hot hell
Abducted = Have - duck did
Iron will = I earn will
Estados Unidos = Is odd - owes - - who need? - - owes. (Spanish for "United States. High taxes etc. Can't save money anyway. Heard when in vineyard of harvest 1998.
Keepers of the flame = Heap errs of the lame. Keep hers of the flame
Silicon wafers = Ill icck on - waif errs
Atrium = At tree him. At tree yum. (Is a large bird habitat.)
Logarithms = Log her rhythm
Narcissus = Are sis is
Welcome mat = Hell come at
Without ah hitch = With - - out - ah itch. (Trying to get rid of bug?)
Slip shod = Hip - odd.
Hide and seek = Hide and eek
Lucifer's hammer =
Ethen Allen = He thin - hell in
Bivouac = Have (whack, acck)
Paderewski = At ah rouse key. (Is a musician.)
Dire straights = I err - - straight
Former call to glory = Hore err - - all to hore he
Ashland Oregon = Ash land - hore he gone
Roughing up the passer = Huffing up the ass err
High density foam = I dent - (sit, it) he home. (When I found the foam on side of road when on motorcycle, and sat on it.)
Terminal cancer = Term in ill - can sir
Annunciation = Ah nun see a shun
Sitting duck = Sitting - - - duck. (Duck down.)
A remote image of vacant lot in city.
A image of the room I played in upstairs in my dads old workplace, across from the Baptist church in Ukiah. This was thirty five years ago at least. There is a symbolic riddle in this.
Passion play = Ash in lay
Focus on the family = Oh cuss on the - - am hell he
Spanish fly = An itch I
Locus = Low cuts
Hacksaw Jim Duggan = Hack saw - him dug in. (Is name of wrestler.)
Joey Buttafucco = Owe he - but if who go?
Whispering pines = Is purring - I in
Euphoric = You hore - - icck. (Is taking drugs.)
Glandular deficiency = Land you err he fish in see
Chase Manhattan bank = Chase man hat in bank
Anorexic = An hore - x - icck
Cheap thrills = Heap ills
Quatrain = What train?
White elephant = Height - hell if ant
Turtle dove = Turd - - hell - dove. (It was a dove that did it.)
Marijuana = Air ah wan (want) ah
Kathleen Wurnos = Hath he in - where knows. (Is a women serial killer.)
Serendipity singers = Air in hip it he - sing errs. (Is a fart.)
Pleadian = Plea hid he in
Ubiquitous = (You, who) icck - quit us
The epitome of evil = The he pit owe me of - he ill
Reconnaissance mission = He on ah sense miss in
Polly Class = All he - ass
Chevron = Have on
Gentle giant = An hell - I ant
Gods elect = Odd - he ecck
Richard Rameris = Itch erred - ah he err is. (The night stalker killer.)
Fuselage = Few sell lodge
Slap stick = Lap icck
Nuremberg trial = Who err? - Him err - I hell
Burnished metal = Burn - hiss - met hell
Mystic cliffs = Missed - icck - cliffs. (Wine bottle label. Means drunk wrecked.)
Black top = Lack - - hop. (Am hopping over pot holes.)
Try tip = Try tip. (Tip of knife draws blood and cuts. When I cut my finger and later saw blood on the sheet rock.)
The sky's the limit = Ah high ah - him it
A solid piece of evidence = A (solid, all hid) piece of have ah dense
Menstruation period = Men stray shun - (peer, ear) - he hid. (Hid out with his peers.)
Anecdote = An ecck dote
Mephistopheles = Mess is awful - he is
Philippine jailer = Fill lip - he in (ale, jail) - err. (Busted for drink.)
Honor principle = On her - prince (he, see) pull
Siamese cat = I meese (mice) at
Vichy springs = Fish he springs
Ring worm = Ring -- worm (Time to tie the knot.)
No fee = Owe he
Buchenwald = Who in vault? (Saw a TV show called "Treasure," about Sliemans (an archeologist) gold in a German museum. The city was sacked, and the Russians took the rare Turkish treasure of Troy during WW two. The god is now on display in a Russian museum.)
Alexis Argueo = Hell - X is our way owe. (Name of famous boxer seen on TV.)
Arron Prior = Hair on - I err
Broken arrow = Oak in - air owe. (Arrow hit a oak tree.) Oak in hair owe.
Annals of history = An hells of - his store he
Prometheus = Pro me - see us
Breakneck speed = (Brake, err ache) - (heck, ecck) - (heed, he hid.)
Ecstatic = X stat hick. Heck's stat tick. Hexed at icck. X'd - addict. (Has been ejected from night club.)
Button your lip = Butt in your (lip, hip.)
El Comino real = Hell come he know (real, he hell.)
Magic moment = Maj hick mow him meant
Philosophy = Fill loss - owe fee
Enlightenment = In light - ten (fullness) meant
Illiterate = Ill lit - err it
Scarsdale diet = (Scar, are) is hell - - die it
Bobby the brains Henan = Bob he the bray in see nan
Liquid diet = Icck would - die it
Medical examiner = Head - icck hell - X am in err
Magical mystery tour = Maj icck hell mister he to her
Ace of spades = Hays of spades. (Is digging field.)
Antonio Villa Bolas case = An own he owe - ill ah - - whole has case. (Guy sounds like a real nut case, and needs help. Is a classic UFO case.)
Cloud nine = How would - high in?
Discrepancy = His crap in see
Kiss your ass good-by = Kiss - your ass good buy
Pied piper = Pie hid - pipe err
Golden opportunity = Hold in up her to win it he
The cream of the crop = Suck ream of the crap. The Cree (Indians) - him of the crop.
Predominately white = He dumb in ate he. - Why it?
Dead as a doornail = Dead as - ah door (coffin) nail
Pre natal care = Preen ate tell heir. He ate tell care
Seasons greetings = See sons greetings
Packaderm =
Stinging nettle = Stinging net hell
Blue lagoon = Blue leg - who in?
Ah penchant for living = Up end chant
Pharmaceuticals = Farm - ah suit icck hells
Laughlin way =
Stifle yourself = Sty full yourself
Pre Madonna = He mud on ah
Resale value = He hell- hell you
Law enforcement agency = Law in force meant a gent see

Brace yourself = Race hore hell. Ace hore sell.
Ambassador = Am ass sit hore
Applegate fellowship = Ape hell ate - hell owe ship
Sunshine superman = Son (shy, shine) soup err man
Crash course in economics = Ash hore in echo - no mix. Rash hore in - ecck owe no mix.
Ham and eggs = Am in eggs
Harbin hot springs = Our bin hot springs
Patagonia = Pet ah gone he ah
Easy way out = He see way out
Bitter root valley = It err. Who hell he?
Hermetically sealed = Hermit icck ill he - see ill. Her met icck ill he sealed. Her mitt tickle he sealed. Her medic ill he see ill
Exile = X - I hell
Saint Anthony's Chapel = Ain't - ant own he - is chap hell. (The building is hell - it's infested with army ants that eat wood.
Sea breeze = See breeze. He ease. See - he is
Investment broker = In vest meant broke err
Mahatma Gandhi = Ma hat Ma - gone he. Ah hat ah on he.
Emily Dickinson = Him hell he icck in son
Al Checci = Hell ecck he
Chevron = Have run
Stickler for defense = Stick ill - err hore- he fence. (He jumps fence.)
Nagano = Hog ah know
Wayne Dwyer = Way in - (why, I) err. (Author of self help book.)
Phyllis Chesler = Ill is - has err. (Author of "Women and madness.)
Slaughterhouse five = Ought - err ow I. (Name of book.)
Christopher Cross = Christ if err - cross. (Name of singer. Gets cross.)
Thunderclap = Under lap. (When before making a fart. Was psychic.)
Doppler radar = Dope hell err - raid are
Human guinea pig = You man in - he pig
Siberian = Sigh - beer he in
Sue city Oregon = Who sit he - hore he gone
Keyhole saw = He hole saw
Unholy matrimony = Un whole he at ah money
Cerebral palsy = Sir he hell - all see
If I only had ah brain = If - I only had a bray in.
Communist manifesto = Come you nest - man ah feast owe
Horizon = Hore rise son
Horizon ministry = Or high is on in his tree
Chiseler = Is hell err
Clam bake = Am ache
Calico cat = Hell icck go at. Hell lick owe at. Calico hat.
Corless Lamont = Hore less am on
Liechtenstein = Icck den sty in. (Is pig pen.) Icck (ten, tin) sty in
Intoxicated = In ox ah hate did
Dewdrop in = Do drop in. Who drop in?
Jennifer Flowers = Yen of her ow errs. (Is sex scandal of president.
A pig in ah poke = Ape big in ah owe)
Exima Seborrhea Psoriasis = X am ah - have hore he ah - sore I ass is
Fantasy Island = Fan (fanny) ta see - I land
Maxwell Parish = Ax - hell perish
Galapagos Island = Glop ah goes - I land. Gull hop - ah goes - I land.
Drew Cary show = Who care? He owe.
Olive garden = Oh live our den
Wishful thinking = Wish full think king
Contemplation = God dam place shun
Family reunion = Am - he he - you in yon. (I'm here still.)
It's ah God = Hit's - ah - odd
Bay of pigs = Hay of pigs
Bay of Fundi = Hay of fun he
Chicago Illinois = Ah (Cog, hog) owe - ill annoys
Jewish mysticism = Who wish mist - hiss is um
Barking orders = Bar king hore errs
Shark attack = Ark ah acck
Science fair project = Sigh in air - odd ecck
Pastor Chuck = Ass err ucck
Vimanas = Him on has. Him on us. (Ancient flying machines.)
Heretic = Hair ah tick
Daisy Puentez = Daze he when has. (The cute girl on Funniest video.)
Commanding officer = Come man ding (rings bell) office err. Commanding - off is err.
Watership down = What err? - Ship down.
Hideous jungle = Hid he us jungle
Sexually promiscuous = X you hell he - pro miss cue us
Shuttle cock = Shut hell cock. Hut hell cock.
Marlin Brando = Mar in brand owe
Panorama = Pan or am ah. Pan hore am ah.
Promiscuity = Pro miss cue - it he. (It was him. She missed his cue.)
Triple saucow = Trip hell - ow ow. (Person fell on the ice.)
Elvis Stojko = Hell is strike - ow. (Olympic ice skater when fallen.)
Lillyhamer = Ill he hammer
Nagano = Hog ah know
Raiment = Ray him meant. (As in cloths.)
Feeding frenzy = Feeding friend see
Timber toes = Him err owes
Herman Maier = Her man my err
Mongoose = on goose
Glassy eyed = Ass he hide
Excise tax = X - high is ax
Unjust gain = Un just gay in
Maori Eato = May hore he eat owe. (When I had to go to the outhouse real quick.)
Pity party = Pit he part he. It he are he.
Social graces = So shall grace is
John Paul Getty = On all get he
Helmet laws suck = Hell met - aw ucck
Cell mate = Hell hate
John Paul Jones = On all owns
Partner in crime = Are err in cry him
Kingdom come = King dumb come
Sabbatical = Ah bat icck hell
The price is right = The prize is right
Doris Day = Hore is - hay
Coalescence = Whole has sense. Hole has in.
JD Caterpillar tractor = JD (Jack Daniel) at ah ill err acck err
Stitch in time = Itch in - time. (When I had a itch and hands were tired.)
Closed caption = Low cap shun.
Public domain = Pub icck - owe may in
Ritalin = Riddle in. (Is the drug for crazy people.)
Prussic acid = Us icck ass hid. Us sick has hid
El Ninyo = Hell he in owe
Golden seal = Golden seal = (The sea mammal) Hold in heel. (To fix cuts as a medicinal herb.) Gold in - see hill. (Later saw winter Olympics down hill skiing to bring home the gold for USA.)
Wind chill factor = In ill acck err
Mephistopheles = Mess is awful less. Have fist off ill he is. Have is off hell he is.
Partners in crime = Part errs in cry him
Bakini Atoll = Ah keen he at hole
Pain killer = Pay in ill err
Bone of contention = Own of con ten shun = (When I was upset at being paid much lower wage for doing equal work.)
Bail bonds = Ale on
Changing of the guard = Changing of the hard
Sapporo = Ah (pore, hore) owe. (The beer.)
Senicot = An icck got. (The laxative name brand.)
Inalienable right = In ale he in a ill high
Michael Milken = I hell ill in. My hell - milk in. (The rich criminal who did so much for all the people.)
Upanishad = Up an is had.
Stanley cup = An he up. (Hold it up in the air.)
Testosterone = Test us - her own
Tin lizzie = In is he
Anno Domini = An owe dumb in he
The biggest mistake = The pig is miss take. The pig hissed - his ache. (Cut big fart.)
John Iswaggas Nugget = On is hog ah's ugh is
Hairline fracture = Air lie in - (acck, rack) you are.
Artificial womb = Are ah fish ill who um
The new way of speaking is of a remote thought seen "setting" is flashed into the mind, and a word riddle relating to that scene "setting" is then broken down into it's relative meaning . This is almost done by me, as far as what the hidden word riddle is, but could be partly helped sometimes. There is a fine line that is hard to distinguish, if it's really me or them also helping see the riddle word.
Miracle of life = Me err ah cull of lie.
Straw hat = Raw at. (Too much sun makes skin raw.)
Iniquity = In icck quit he
Hippopotamus = Hip owe pot am us. (Is a dope smoking hippie.)
Confidence = On ah dense
Lighthouse = Height house
Assisted suicide = Ah siss did - who ass hide
Stipulation = Hip you lay shun. Hip pew lay shun
Mental capacity = Men tell cup has it he
Botswana = Butts wan (want) ah. Huts wan ah.
Yom Kippur = Yum - kip poor. (Cat needs food.)
Smoky Robinson = Smoke he rob in son
Speech therapist = He air ah pissed. Each there ah pissed. He hair up is.
Pacifist = Pass ah fist. Ass ah fist.
Toad stool = Owed - stew ill.
Date rape = Hate ape. Ate ape (The ape put the drug in the drink.)
Rohypnol = Owe hip all. (The date rape drug.)
Tooth pick = Who icck?
Botswana = Butts wan (want) ah.
Projectile = Owe ecck I hell
Sauerbraten = Ow err rot in. The German beets and sourcrout new years eve food.
Well-wishers = Well - wish hers
Electrolyte = He ecck owe light. (Got shocked.)
Bunsen burner = Bun son burn err
Poop shoot = Who shoe? (Is now on shoe.)
Number nine = Numb err - high in
Pencil dick = An ill - icck
Linford Christe = In errd - Christ he. (Broke the minute mile.)
Mazeretic text = Has err at icck ecck
Royal press conference = (When I went to the bathroom after saying "Even kings have to shit sometime."
Bombshell = Bomb hell. (Heard now while typing last sentence. This is how they can speak on the spot while typing the notes. Bombshell ties into Royal press conference.
The faint light appears at side or lower of direct vision at a time of revalant thought needed to reflect upon . It can appear on the wall, or book etc.
Civil libertarian = Civil- libber tear he in. Sieve ill lib err tarry in.
Dukes of hazard = Who of has errd
Role model = Whole odd hell
Diamond bar = Dime on bar
Fellatio = Fell lay she owe
Liverpool = Live - her pool
Chastisment = Has - high is meant
Mysticism = Mist us is um
Outrageous = Out - rage us
Advent = Had vent. (When my wood stove kept smoking up the room.
Lawrence of Arabia = Lore ans (answer) of ah ray be ah. Hore ans of array be ah.
Combustion chamber = Come bust shun - shame berr. (When my stove kept smoking and wouldn't burn hot enough.)
Messiah = Miss I ah
Serendipity = Air in hip it he
Esalin Institute = Has ah in - in he toot
Decibels = Has he bells
Bargain basement prices = Bar gun basement pry's is. (Crook is in basement.)
Holyland = Hole he land. (Is a archeology digger in the holyland. Heard after I read book on Bible archeology.)
Occams razor = Ucck comes (raze, raise) err. Ucck comes ray is err.
Affluent = Have flew ant . (Ant is stepping up in society.)
Head over heels = Head - over - - he ills. (It's over and time to go.)
Parallel parking = Parallel park king. Heir ah hell - our king. Pear ah hell - par king. (Deserves rotten fruit thrown at him. Being king in a parallel world.)
Deja vu = Days have who?
Dregs of society = Drugs of - so high it he. Drugs of - so sigh - it he.
Breast feeding = Rest - feeding
Bret the hitman Hart = Brat the hit man hurt. (Is a wrestler.)
Agatha Christi = Hag hath ah - Christ he. (Christ, he is the ridicule of the town.)
Superlative = Soup hurl it have
Luck of the wounded = Ucck of the wound did
No end in sight = No - - end in - sight. (I see it.)
Harford Connecticut = Are hore con et ah kit. Are for con net ucck it. Are hore con etiquette.
Bowel movement = Ow will - move meant
Bag lady = Hag aid he
Petafelia = Pet ah feel he ah
Seattle Washington = See at hell Washing ton
Richard Hoagland = Rich errd hog land. (Is name of local person.)
Steamboat springs Arizona = He um owe rings - air ah zone ah
Dostoyevsky = Dust he halves key.
Reiki = Reek he
Crisis coming = Cry Siss coming
Madonna = Mud on ah.
Proficient = Pro - fish ant
Disgruntled employee = His grunt (tell, hell) him ploy he
Chartreuse = Are true
Bullet train = Bull it rein
Rigomortis = Rig ah more us
Church of the golden rule = Church of the gold in rule. (You have to die to get the gold.)
Tulle lake lane = To he lake lay in
Sabbatical = Hub at tickle
Diplomatic = Dip -- low mat icck. Hip owe attic
Isomerizer = Ice owe - more high is err. (Is a distiller of cannabis.)
Grand funk railroad = And funk hell - owed
Bette Middler = Bet middle err. Et middle err.
Rights of passage = Writes of passage
Pillow case = Ill - owe ace. (When I had too dirty pillow cases, and could feel very small bugs, and smelled.)
Freshet = Fresh it
Jonny Rotten = On he rot ton
Cryptozoology = Crept owe zoo all oh gee
Wayne Chambers = Way in chambers. (The image of Waynes house came into my mind right after typing Cryptozoology. I then broke down his name and realized it said "Way in chamber," as in crypt. This is evidence of a higher intelligence working that has access to all information, and shows another example of how a image and word tie in to another word, with both having a similar word riddle that connects. Also, they can dredge up something that you haven't thought of in years. It is quite shocking to see they have access to every smallest fact going way way back.
Incompetence = In come pittance
Richard the Lionhearted = Rich errd - the lie in heart did
Misconception = Miss concept - shun
Misdemeanor = Missed ah me in err. Mist - ah mean err. (Was foggy.)
Knocking at your door = Knock king - at your door

March 13, (Friday) 1998
Now they are finally starting to speak phrases that have no apparent riddle. The last few days has been a mixture of riddle words and outright speaking. I have been hoping this would happen someday. This morning I hear Knotts berry farm when getting grape nut cereal. Means "nuts bear he farm."
Miracle food = When I was picking cabbage for my sister. There is no apparent riddle that fits this one. In town today heard "eye contact," and later saw some people eye to eye. People I thought I knew.
Also during the evenings they have been giving more remote images now. The last few days they have been giving old word riddles I've heard before, and also some meaningless riddles that don't exactly fit the situation, really vague, and also some outright word phrases. I feel it's a turning point of some sort. When I wake up in the night I often hear a word riddle right upon standing up to take a pee, and then I write it down. The word riddle is connected to a thought still going around in my head that's related to a dream I just had, Just some off the wall word that's a continuation of my dreams or other. The other day - three or so days ago when riding motorcycle, I just came to driveway of God father figure, Spillman the tall man. (He represented God the father figure seen in my walk with God story, the one I sat at the right hand of at the table) and the thought "coming on strong," or "busting on in" or some such came. Later the thought Bubonic plague (who on icck plague) came - when I just crossed railroad tracks in Calpella. (Means where two worlds meet.)
This seems to be another turning point in the program that's lasted a little over five years now. It went from first major visit, to beep in the ear, many dreams visions etc., spots of light in eye, other (missing time secrete, lights in sky, poltergeist noises in wall (loud cracks, poundings) apparitions, strange vacuum sounds in head other pop noise in ear, to telepathy word riddles for last three years at least with occasional plain phrase with no riddle in it, and now even some more normal plain phrase.
Remote image of small stone near gate to the now Buddhist temple in Talmadge. Maybe means to eat of before entering gate to God.
Psoriasis = Sore I ass is
Remote image of the rocks in the river and water flowing over, where the Indian food grinding bowl was found near bridge (where two paths cross.)
Another image of rock slabs with water flowing over them on Rumsy cutoff road.
Image of the house above bridge where bowl was found in river.
Other scenes of "white house on coast near Branscomb road" where highway One and Branscomb meet. (Is right angle, and near big water that is the ocean.) Means to live by Gods word.
Image of "the old remote school house" out Sheerwood road on way to the coast. Is still being used. Means to learn Gods word.
Image of house on Branscomb hill near highway one intersection overlooking ocean (yurt with saucer type roof) that I worked on ten or more years ago. Means to build your fathers (Gods) house, and live that life.
Other scene was a yurt I helped build in Occidental for a lawyer. Means I helped build or I am judged by the owner (saucer Gods.)
Image of "the sign telling of the path and wildlife and plants, leading out to the ocean coast walk (means the scene at big waters or Gods word.
Steamboat springs = Steam boat springs. (Springs leak.)
Charitable cause = Chair it table cause
Not a cough in a carload = Not a cough in a carload. (No smoking in car allowed.)
Leukemia = Luke key me ah. Who he? - Me ah
Beleaguered = Be league errd. He league errd.
Poppycock = Hop - he cock. (Is a rooster.) Pop (gun) he cock.
Lock stock and barrel = Lock stuck in barrel. Look - stuck on barrel.
Twilight zone = Why? Light zone.
Image of grapevine hills top where the store was, on way to desert around LA. This was 10 or more years ago on our bike ride to Mexico. (Could mean "to eat at the top of hill (Gods) and Vine means blood or sacrifice when you get there. Eat of Christ's blood.)
Had also received image of the tunnel where we camped at the bottom of hill the night before. Means the top is where the fruit of vine is, and maybe the tunnel at bottom is where the root is and where water crossed. Water is Gods word.) This image was given many times and I couldn't figure it out.
Have also received image of "right angle" road turnoff at local Indian reservation. Was visited by them when a baby on the Indian reservation in Navaho land.
Hair raising = Hair razing
Experience = X spear he ans (answer)
Image of greenhouse glass we delivered to person in Redwood City from the old rose greenhouses we tore down there. Maybe means a new house for roses to bloom. A old life gone and then a new one.
Scott M. Peck = Hot him ecck
Systematical approach = System at ah cull- up roach. Siss dumb mat tickle approach.
Harem = Hair him. Heir him.
Sherlock Holmes = Shure - lock homes
Loyola Merrymont = Lay whole ah mare he mount.
Status Quo = At is owe
Herculean effort = Her cue - - lean have fort. Her cue he in have fort. Erk you - he in have fort. Her cue lean - heff (hefty) hurt. (Guy needs to loose weight.)
Parmahanza Yogananda = (Harm, arm) ah hands ah yo (you) gun hand ah
Palaverdies national monument = Pal have fair days ash in hell on you meant. Hell have air - hay is ash in ill on you meant.
Hippocampus = Hip owe camp us (When going to my house.)
Squeaky clean = Squeak - he clean
Harold Camping = Air old camping
Painful decision = Pay in full he scission
Loves body = Loves - odd he
Horse flesh = Hore is hash
Silver chalice = Ill err hell is
Vibration = I bray (donkey howl) shun
Blasphemy = Ass ah me
Trent Lott = Rent lot
Sabbatical = Ah bat (flying mammal) tickle
Persephone = Her see own. (Greek myth)
Lamb chop = Am hop
Telluride = Tell you ride. (The ski lift) Hell you ride. (Is steep)
Amnesty = Am nest he. (Am pardoned and welcomed back to nest.)
Witchcraft = Witch craft? Hitch raft.
Influenza = In flew ends ah
Oppenheimer funds = Open I am her fun's
Attica state prison = At icck ah hate - is in
Flamboyant = Am buoyant. Am boy ant.
Dodged a bullet = Dodged - a bull it
Preferential treatment = Have err in hell - treat meant
Amniotic fluid = Am knee hot icck flu hid. (Sitting on parents knee.)
Benevolent dictator = An have hole lent icck hate err
One flew over the cookoos nest = On who - oh err ah - who - who has? (Someone has bird shit on them.)
William Reich = Will yum - reach (Before getting lunch.)
Rigormortis = Rig ah (hore, more) us. (Is greed.)
Cash cow = Hash how. Ash ow.
Dark glasses = Hark- (lass, ass) is. Ark - ass is (Ark of covenant is seen through dark glasses. People think it is of the ass, Satan donkey.)
Sabbatical = Is ah bat tickle. (Is only a bat flapping.)
Ubiquitous = You pig quit us
Meister Eckhart = Miser - ecck heart
Sasquach = Has - (squat, watch.) (Hide from it and watch.)
The lion and the lamb = The lie in and the lamb. (Lion is stalking.)
Ninnian Smart = Ninny in smart. In he in heart. (Author on religion.)
Sir Lancelot = Sir lance ah lot
Eddie Rabbit = Head he rabbit
Dumbo the giant = Dumb - owe the - I ant
Sanctuary = Sank (hide) chew (cud) wary (be on alert for lions.)
El Robol auction yard = Hell robe pull - auuck shun - yard. (Is a local place to buy animals for slaughter.)
Automaton = Adam mat on. (In Adam all have sinned is Bible verse.)
Nemesis = Him ass is
Serendipity = Hair in dip it he.
Orifice = Hore ah fuss
Plutarch = Who ark?
Pallet and shook mill = Ale lit and shook ill
Opportunity knocks = Up her tune it he knocks
Albatross = Hell - bit us.
Rollo May = Hollow - - hay. All owe may. (Author)
Intoxication = In ox icck a shun
Oxymoron = Ox he moron. Ox he more on. (Is wise ox)
Morocco = More rock owe.
Tara Lipinsky = Tear ah - ah pin's he. (Skating coach had to pin up her outfit.) Hair ah lip ins he. (Has a hair lip.)
Todd Eldridge = Odd - hell ridge. (Odd on edge of skate.)
Pontius Pilate = Paunch us - pie let
Brian Boytano = High in boy on - owe (Skater did a great jump and deserves a good score.)
This is a example of how they can get meaning out of just about anything. These came while watching ice skating on TV. If I watch football, boxing or motorcross, there is always hidden words in the names that speak about the very subject. The names will be spoken, and then I will break it down into meaningful riddles.
Elementals = Hell ah mentals. (Guy must be a mental case.) Hell ah men tell. Hell a meant hells. (These were fairy folk spirits.)
Al Jaffee = Hell have he. (Is Writer or editor of Mad magazine.)
Starbucks coffee = Are uccks - off he
Son Young Moon = Son young moo in. (Is baby calf. As in the Rev. Moon cult and cow jumped over the moon.
AWOL = A wall. (As in deserting the army. Guy jumped the wall.
Army = Arm he
Alcohol = Hell owe all. Hell go all
Alcoa aluminum = Hell owe ah hell who men numb. (Beer cans.)
Kaluza Klein = Hell who's ah high in?
Planck = Plank (As in Max Planck maybe, and walk the plank? He had some wild ideas about physics.)
Achilles tendon = Ah ill he is an done. Ah kill he's ten done
Roger Witticker = Roger - wit icck err. (Yes - is a bad joke.)
Emergency = He merge and see
Three is ah crowd = He is ah crowd
Iconography = Icon owe graph he. I can know graph fee. I con no graph fee. I can owe - gruff he.
Weekly publication = Weak he - pub icck a shun
Love is an echo = Love is an ecck - owe
Ailing parents = Aleing parents.
Harvest market = Our vest mark it. (Has not pad in vest pocket.)
Aneurysm = An your is him
Chester the molester = Chest her the molest her
Embarrassment = Him bare ass meant. Him bear - ass meant
Fluegel horn = Few hell hore in. Flew gull hore in.
Fields landing = Fields landing = (Landing in the field. Is the name of area near Eureka.)
Under achiever = Under - achieve her
Brownie button = Brown - he butt in
Flying saucer = Fly in sauce err. Flying sauce err.
Bella Abzug = Hell ah have's - ugg
Herniated disk = Earn - he hate - did this. Her knee - hate did this.
Hispanic = His pan icck. Hiss pan icck. (Is meager share or too greasy food.)
Boonville road = Who in ill owed
Pekoe tea = Pee owe he
Kiddy porn = hid he hore in
Double indemnity = Dub bull in dam nit he. (Is a nit as bad as a bull.) Dub bull in - them net he.
Figure skating = Fig your skating. (Is almost with no cloths.)
Life is ah journey = Lie - is ah err knee. (When I had a bum knee and walking down path.) Life is - adjourn he.
Remote image of egg factory distributor near church south of town. (Maybe means the egg is being hatched or will be sent out.)
Image of the rock found near Clear lake
Image of the burned house on Uva drive road
Image of the highest ridge top on ridgewood road
They will answer a misread image scene with another image that gives a further clue to the first. The quick scene is flashed in the minds eye, that holds a riddle. using the symbology of the setting and objects involved. Anyway, this is a new one, this multiple images in trying to have me decipher a scene riddle.

Sarcophagus = Our cough ah guess. (As in a burial box.)
Promise keepers = Promise keep hers. Promise keep errs.
Sexual promiscuity = X you will pro miss cue it he. (She gives cue and guy gets jealous at friend.
Sexual misconduct = X you will miss conduct. ( The guy tries to excommunicate friend.
Budapest = Boot - ah pest. Buddha pest. (When I thought of harassing the preacher.)
Wild man of Borneo = I hell man of born he owe.
More intense = Hore in ten
Low budget operation = Owe budge it - op err - a shun
Japanese art = Upon - he's art. (When doing garden design.)
Oliver Twist = All have err - twist. (The twisted knee hurt.)
Manifest destiny = Man ah fest has in he. (When cooking dinner.)
Epistemology = He pest team all owe gee.
Aphrodisiac = Afro these he yack
Peabody museum = He odd he - you see him
Rapacity = Rap city. Rap - sit he. (Is homeless person in city.)
So few and far between = Owe you and are he he in. (Have teeth cleaned.)
Lung cancer = hung - can sir
Detachment disorder = He hatch meant - is hore err. (Booby hatch.)
Hooverville = Who err - ill? (As in the shanty towns of depression.)
Procreation = Pro creation. owe he a shun.
Dr. Barnhouse and the Bible = Doc err bar in ow - and the I ill
Remote image of right angle street in Fort Bragg leading off main street toward big lumber mill. (Means many logs are harvested near the right angle where two roads meet.
Remote scene a little later of bridge in Rockport where river had moved much logs across. (This is a example where two scenes that give the same answer have been given one after the other.) The logs are hung up on the bridge where two paths cross, and the water (Gods word has jammed them there. At first I didn't catch the riddle about the mill in Fort Bragg, and then they gave this other scene.
Feudalism = Feud hell is him
Plagiarism = Plague your is um
Occams razor = Ucck am's raze hore. (Need shave.)
Magna Cum Laud = Magna come loud. Hag ah come ow hid (Means to graduate with honors.)
Valedictorian = Hell ah icck hore he in
Avant garde = Have on hard
Dumbfounded = Dumb found did
Eucharist = You ah rest
Throw down the gauntlet = Owe ow in ah haunt it.
Remote image of the small stone at right angle road meeting place with small river bridge also crosses the forked road right near intersection by the old chain saw shop in Talmadge. (Means where water and right angle and stone meet there is (ideas, food) taken in.
Image of Mormon church in Willits (means a new visitation from city on hill above us. Willits is a town at a higher elevation.) This image has been given maybe four times and I missed the riddle.
Intimacy = In Tim us see.
No co soap = No - owe soap
Manifestation = Man ah feast a shun
Neil Young = He ill young. (Neil Young's son has a debilitating disease since childhood.) Was given in a remote image seen in a magazine once, and then a thought was worked out from the object of the image, and the connection made when I recalled his ill son.
Image of the dam of water above the old state hospital where my dad used to work. (Means my dad in heaven (water) is near.)
Wotan = Woe ton
Beatitudes = Be attitudes
Magna cum laud = (Heard before I cut one. I didn't know I would. It was psychic.)
Doldrums = Old drums
Image of when I saw the group of people by the river about eight or more years ago. Also they have given other scenes where a group of campers by lake was seen. Also a scene of when my friends and I camped by a large right angle bend in the river, at least 20 years ago.
String of good hope = Ring of good - hope
Idolatry = I doll it tree. (Ancient wood carving from trees were worshipped.
Image of the water worn hole in the rock up the enchanted canyon that I brought a can of raviolis and put it in and ate from it when I was a young boy. There is also a big pool next to it.
All is transitory = All is - ran sit hore he
Chronic back pain = On icck acck pay in
Antithesis = An this ah this
Rosetta stone = Rose set ah stone. (As in Christ.)
Besetting sin = He sitting in
Terminal disease = Term in ill is ease
Next time around = Necks tie him around. Heck's high him - ah round. (A drink.) X I him ah (round, hound.)
Winners circle = In errs sir kill. In hers circle.
No pun intended = No - pun in tend did
Esophagus = Ease off - hug us. He's off - ugh us. (Is strangler.)
Investigation = In vest ugh a shun. (Was shot in bullet proof vest.)
F.B.I. = Have he I
Amphetamine = Am fit ah mean. Am fat ah me in.
Mushroom cloud = Mush - room cloud. Mush room loud.
Dichotomy = Die cot owe me. Dike caught - home he. (Have fish.) High got - owe me.
Flights of fancy = Flights of fan see
Hore in training = Or in raining
The prince and the pauper = The prints in - the hopper. The prints in the pop err.
Mausoleum = Has soul he him
Aficionados = Ah fish he ah nod owes
Swashbucklers = Is wash - ucck ill errs. (Is smelly pirates.)
Altruism = All true is him
Impresario = Impress are he owe
Inventory = Invent - hore he
Social security = So shall sick your it he
Life size portrait of Jesus = High high hore it of he's us
Digitalis = Did ya ale is. Did ya tell us. Did - ah hell is. (Is medicine.)
Protocol = Pro owe call. Oh oh all.
Aristotle = Air is hot hell
Domicile = Dumb is I hell. (House is a mess.)
Tremendous accomplishment = Tree mend us - ucck - come plush meant. (Is a reforestation project.)
Perpetual bliss = Purr pet chew - will bless
Image of the apple tree we ate from that night when my brothers and I were coming back from the coast on bikes, and we had watched a movie in Fort Bragg and then rode in the dark, and found the tree right where we camped by roadside. This was thirty years ago at least. We camped on ten mile beach.
Virgin Mary = Fur in air he. Her in heir he.
Human sacrifice = You man sack ah ice
Bloody mess = Blood he mess
Tip the scales = Hip the hells. (Fat persons hips.)
Indignity = In dig nit he
Prometheus = Pro me see us
Mary Baker Eddy = Merry baker head he. (Goes to bakery.)
Amad Rushad = Ah mad rush had. (Is basketball player.)
White collar worker = Heard when at Potter valley graveyard and I just looked at white rail board fence. Means to not feel bad about being a blue collar worker, because a easy job leads to a early grave.
White collar work err. The work errs.
The Protestant mystics = The prod - hissed ant - mist iccks. The rot hissed dint - mist iccks
Highbrow society = High ow - so (high, sigh) it he.
Isopropyl alcohol = Ice owe - pro pull - hell key haul
Paralegal = Air ah he hell
Para medic = Air ah head icck
Crowd pleaser = Ow he's err
Pornography = Hore in hog rough he
Acapella choir = Ucck ah hell ah - why err
Battle lines drawn = Bat hell lines drawn
Celebration = Sell ah bray - shun. (Is preaching Aliens are God.)
Legacy = Leg us see
Forensic scientist = Hore ends icck - sigh - in is
Science of the impossible = Sigh hints of the him possible
European commonwealth = Your up he in come in wealth.
Jam it down your throat = Jam (jelly) it down your throat.
Brocas brain = Rock has bray in. (Donkey scream)
Jungian philosophy = Young he in - fill loss owe fee
Richard Boehme = Rich errd - bomb
Mutual existence = Mew (cat) chew will X is ans (answer) Me you chew will exist ans(answer.)
Copernicus = Cup earn icck us
Life in the ER = Life in the - he are
Mountalk principle = Mon(money) talk - prince he pull.
Slave labor = Slave lay - bore
Stevie Ray Vaughn = He - he ray on
Raging planet = Raging - plan it
Stand up straight = And up ate
Aspirated = Ass err ate did
No easy way out = No - he see way out
Congruence = On grew ans (answer)
Kick boxer = Icck - ox err
Extreme fighting = X tree him fighting
Partners in crime = Part errs in cry him
Pressing matters = Pressing mat hers. (Later saw gymnastics on TV.)
Bruce Lee = Bruise he
Theo = He owe. (Was Van Goghs brother.)
Mysterious valley = Miss stare - he us hell he. Mist tear he is vale he.
Laso Opso = Lasso ups owe. (Is name of some animal.)
Spirit guides = Spear - it guides. Hear - it hides.
Jones = owns
The Ka of Gifford Hillary = The ka of if errd ill err he. (Name of book. The ka was a small telepathic voice in Egyptian religion.)
Yassar Arafat = Yes - our arrow fat
Sperm whale = Sperm whale . (It is shaped like a whale.)
Peter Paul and Mary = Peter pull and marry
Epitaph = Up it have
Agreed upon charge = Ah greed up on - charge
Anthropomorphic = An throw owe morph icck
Acropolis = Ah crop pull has. (When I saw people on TV eating coca leaves.) Ah crop whole is
Ladies home journal = Late he's home (your in ill, urinal)
Serial killer = See her - he ill - kill her
Crop circle = Crop sir kill
Barney Fetzer = Bar in he fits (sir, err.) (Is founding father of winery.)
Weibel winery = Why bell? Why in err he? (Pure tone it isn't to be drunk.)
Adravino = Had ah vino. (Is a local old Italian grape growing family.)
Brendon Gone = And done gone. (Is a four wheel dirt racer on TV.)
Jubilee year = Jew bell he hear.)
Palay = Pay lay. (Is Hawaiian volcano.)
Bullfinches Mythology = Pull inch is - miss all - oh gee
Hose Floras = Hoe say floor has (flowers.)
The tempest and the teapot = The hemp is and the he pot
Mutual fund = Mew chew will - fun
Gossamer Albatross = Guess him err - (hell bit us, Hal bit Ross)
Pop Warner = Pop (war, hore) in err
Dot com = Dot come
Mug shot = Ugh shot
Munchahausens disease = munch house ins is ease.(Went I went to eat at house.)
Otra bondahas = Owe ah on day has. (Means "another box.")
Masomanos = Has owe may knows
Tyrant = I rant
Dictator = Icck hate err
To catch a thief = Who hatch a he?
Count Basie = Count base he. (Musician counts beats of bass.)
Green card = He in hard
Poseidon adventure = Pus hide in had vent you are.
Billy Ray Sirus = Ill he ray - high are us
Terrorizer = Error - high is err
Pelican bay = Hell icck in pay. (Is a prison.)
Super fly = Soup - err fly. Who err? I.
Dreadnaught = Head hot. (Is African hair style, and also name of guitar body type.
High tension wire = High ten shun - why err?
Japanese sailor = Ape on knees ale err.
Constipation = On hip pay - shun
Palletizer = Pal it high is err. (The stack is too high and might fall, or to be on drugs or booze is bad.
Pulitzer prize = Bull it surprise. Pull it's her prize.
Spur of the moment = Spur of the - owe meant
Lamb chops = Am hop
Village people = Ill ledge - pee pull
Pharisees = Fair us sees
America the beautiful = Am air icck ah he be you "T" full
Liposuction = I ow - ucck shun
Hodgkin's Lymphoma = Odd in - limp home ah. (When driving truck back home with bad motor.)
Gastro intestinal disease = Ass owe in test ton hell is ease.
Achilles heel = Ah kill he has heel
Defeatist attitude = he feet is at ah - who'd? (Who'd go near?)
Words of wisdom = Err of - is dumb
Holy terror = (Hole, whole) he tear err
Act of violence = Acck of - I lance
Cameron Dias = Camera on he has. (Is a actor.)
Ozwego Canada = Oz we go an hid ah
Rumple Stilskins = Rump pull still skins
Ferris wheel = Fair is wheel
Engineer = Engine (hear, near.)
Mahogany = Ah hog on he
Oedipus complex = Head ah puss - come X. Owed a puss - come X.
Pitiful sight = Pit he full - sight. (As in outhouse hole or dump.)
Flippant behavior = Flip ant - he hay have your. (Took hay.)
Inner sanctuary = In her sank. Who heir he?
Melbourne Australia = Hell hore in - us ale ya
Perpetual motion = Purr pet chew will motion
Nathan Ramsey = A thin ram is he. (Is motorcross racer.)
Ad nauseum = Hog knows see him. (Means "on and on" in Latin.)
Bureaucrat = Be your oak rat
Evil deeds week = Evil deeds weak. He ill deeds weak.
Handels Messiah = Hand held - - miss I ah
Cashes Clay = Ash is lay. (Knocked out boxer.)
Julian Huxley = Jewel he in uccks hell he
Saskatchewan = Says catch ah one. (When I saw the show on TV of saving the girl who fell through the ice of the Sesketchawon river in Canada.)
Frigate bird = Rig - it erred. (The guys car doesn't run and he can't date girls.)
Binge drinking = Bin drink king. Been drink king.
Wicked salesperson = Icck hid - ale is err son
Penitentiary = Pen it ten he air he. Pen it ten - chew hair he. Pen it ten - jury.
Blue bonnet = Who on it
Citizen Kane = Sit us in cane.
Affidavit = Have ah day of it
Truant officer = Who in? Off - is err.
Cedar Siani medical center = Seed err sigh in I - head icck hell scent err. See hid err sigh in high - head icck ill sent err.

Graven image = Grave in - him hedge.
Acapulco = Acck ah pool owe. (Is cliff divers.)
Hierarchy = Higher ark he.
The great hore of Babylon = The great hore of babble on.
To every man an answer = Who have he an an hands err
Turner broadcasting = Earn err broad ass
Undisclosed amount = Un is owed amount
UPS mail = You pee - is male
The Hite report = The height - he hore
Open wound = Up pit who in?
Dispensation of God = His pen say shun of odd
Starseed transmissions = Are he - am mission
Abdominal pain = Have dumb in hell in pay in. (When beginning to eat too many beans.)
Anxiety = Hangs high it he
Cesarean section = Scissor he in - ecck shun
Seventy six is = Have in he sick's is. (Being thrown out of bar.)
The making of a saint = The may king of a - ain't
Sedimentary = Said amen - tear he. Said ah meant tear he.
Increasing = In crease sing
Living manna = Living man ah
Linguini = In we ne (need.)
Valley medical center = Hell he - head icck hell sent err
False dichotomy = Falls - I cut - owe me
Tailgate party = Ale (ate, hate) part he
Mistaken identity = Is ache in I dent it he. Miss take in I dent it he.
Pale horse = Ale hore
Indoctrination = In dock in nation. In doc in a shin.
Scorpion = Hore he in
Sobibor = So be bore. Owe he hore.
Tom Selleck = Tom sell icck
Carpel tunnel syndrome = Are pull ton hell sin roam. (My hand hurt.)
Barstaw Las Vegas = Bar's saw - has - a guess
Yucca valley = Yuck ah hell he
Camaraderie = Come rat err he
Cerebral palsy = Sir he hell - all see
Ripleys believe it or not = Hip he is - he he - it hore hot
Lagerfeld = Louder felt. Odd = err hell. (The cloths company)
Black balled = Acck all
Boomer Asiason = Boo him err ass I a son. Boom err ass I ah sin. Boom err ass I ass in
Ice station zebra = I is stay's in see bra. Eye's stay - shun - see bra.
Douche bag = Who hag?
Lambs in = Am in. (Name of local building in town.)
Snake bite = Ache I
Rise and shine = High is in high in. (The sun.) Rye is in shine. (Ripe rye field.) Eye is in shine. (The sun.)
Judaism = Jude is him
Houston Texas = You's ton X (ass, is)
Bend Oregon = Bend - hore he gone
Flash Gordan = (Ash, hash) (hore, gore) done
Piece meal = Peas meal
Sonny Bono = On he - oh no! (After when reading about funeral in paper. He hit a tree while skiing.)
Open heart surgery = Up in are sir - your he. Owe in are err err he.
Silent majority = Sigh lent ah hore it he
Jurassic park = Your ass icck ark
Spanish tile = Spanish tie hell. (The tie doesn't fit the suit.)
Pocket pool = Pocket who will.
Life is ah ladder = High is ah lad err. (And I saw the religious picture in the library of saints on a ladder, and some fell off with devils pulling them.)
Jason and the argonauts = A son and the are go knots. (Speed through the water.)
Ball point pen = All point in
Glockenspiel = (Clock in's be yell. Lock in he ill. Cluck in spiel. (The little bird in coo coo clock.)
Plastic surgery = Has icck sir - your he
Manhattan project = Man hat in pro ecck.
Slow burn = (Low, owe) earn
Penny whistle = Pen he whistle. (Is a writer pied piper.)
Sinbad the sailor = Sin bad the ale err
Vicarious = I care he us
Persistence = Her sis ans (answer)
Global relationship = Glow bell he lay shun ship
The brothers Karamazov = The others care ah hot's have
Pulitzer prize = Pull - it's her prize. (Came a half minute before I decided to reach for a piece of cake from my mother.) Pullets (young chickens) her prize. Bullets surprise. Pull it sir - (prize, pry's.)
Government cover-up = Cover meant - hover up
Zero point energy = Here owe pint - in err he
Charge clusters = Our lust err
Trilobite = Try low bite
Spike Jones = Spike owns
Pantelones = Ant hell - own he's. (Ants in pants.)
Case in point = Case in - point.
Cut flowers = Cut flow - errs
Billy goat gruff = Ill he owe - rough. (Goat just charged.)
Before the rain came = Before the ray in came. Be fore the ray in came.
Sea water = See what err
Dixieland jazz = Deck see land has. (Band playing on big sea vessel and he spots land.) Decks he land has. (Fell on the deck when dancing.) Dixie land has. (Dixie has landed.)
Loewenhoek = Low in hook. (The scientist.)
Herbicide = Herb ass hide
Porter Wagner = Hore err wagon err. (The singer.)
Belarus = Hell ah ruse. Bell ah ruse.
History in the making = His story in the may king. Is hore he in the make king.
Townsen Brown = Town send brown. (Like shit.)(Is radical scientist.)
Sacrilegious = (Sack, hack) he ledge us
Capitol investment = Cap it tell in vest meant
Blackball = Acck all
Inebriated = An he brie (cheese) ate did
Periodontal disease = Air ah on hell is ease
Mississippi burning = Miss his sip - he burning. (Drank hot tea.)
Lockerbee Scotland = Lock err be - out land. (The jet crash.)
Antonio Solari = An owe - he owe soul air he. (Is a composer.)
Hornitos = Hore neat owes. Hore in eat owes.
Horrendous = Hore rend us
Philosophers stone = Ah loss ah- hers own
Wall paper = All ape err. (Ape messed room up.)
Interstellar space = In err hell err ace
Transcendental meditation = Ran send dent tell head it a shun
Open secrets = Hope in secrets
Colonial = Cull own he ill. Cologne he ill
Honey I shrunk the kids = On he I shrunk - the kids. (Give to kids.)
Horace Greedly = Hore is greed he
Suffering servant = Suffering serve ant. Huff erring serve ant.
Fuselage = Few sell lodge.
Aircraft = Air raft (Raft is filled with air.)
Master Eckhart = Ass err ecck heart
Exile = X I hell. (As in lepers or convicts.)
Stipulation = Hip you lay - shun
Homeless shelter = Home less - shell err
Centrifugal force = Sent riff icck hell hore
Cruschev = Crews chief. Who's chief. Ruse he
Medallion = Mud hell he in
Seismic activity = Sigh is icck - active it he. (Volcano sighs.)
Double agency = Dub bull a gent see
Crossword puzzle = Cross word us hell
Stones throw = Hoe in owe
Question mark = Quest shun ark
Miraculous medal = More acck you less met hell. (Is not worth being a saint.)
Antithesis = An this is this
Yom Kippur = Yum - kip purr
Plesiosaurus = Plea see - owe - sore is. Please - he owe - hore is (Person got hurt, and either saw doctor or got help to get revenge on dinosaur.)
Grocery store = Grow sir - he store. Grocer he store.
Spirit medium = Spear it meat he yum
Bartholomew and the oobleck = Bar fall am you and the who heck? Barf all am you and the ooh bleeck.
Lonely hearts club band = Own he are club hand. (Is a cripple.)
Eighty miles an hour = Hate he my hills in ow err. Ate he my ills in ow err
Apologize = Ape all owe - high is. Appall - owe I

Riding past fire station, I looked back and saw the bell swinging. I heard the noise after I passed it on bicycle, then looked back. It moved by itself. A day later saw the house screen door open and was no one there. Was also passing this house on a bicycle.

Garden variety experience = Our den err high it he - X beer he ans

Image of the burned candle sticks the girl found at ruined old church or school, while I was reading a new book by Van Dusen. (Were found buried in dirt with metal detector, and near fireplace. This was maybe twelve years ago.)
Assassinate the president = Ah sass in ate the - has ah dent . Ass has in hate the - has ah dent.
Mystical experience = Miss tickle - X spear he ans (answer.)
Hair raising experience = Hare racing - X spear he ans
Screw tape letters = Who ape let - errs? Who let out ape?
High blood pressure = I blood press err
A drop in the bucket = A drop in - the buck it
Lockjaw = Hock aww
Euthanasia = You fin haze ah. (Is a shark.) Youth in Asia. You thin - hay is ah..
Raucous living = Rush us living. Hush - us living.
Arbitrator = Are bet traitor. Are bit tray tore. Our bit rate hore.
Ogden Utah = Hog den - you it - ha
Betty Midler = Bet he middle err
Melissa Melano = Hell has ah - hell on owe
Kennybunkport Main = An knee punk hore it may in. (Knee him.)
The book of Kells = Ah hook of kills
Rube Goldberg = Who whole err
Exasperation = Ex ass err a shun
Three pillars of Zen = He pill errs of in. Heap hill errs of sin.
Taxpayers money = Ax pay her is on he. Hacks pay err is honey
Unorthodoxy = On ore thud ox he.
Disheveled = Dish shoveled. Dish have held
Tuna fish = Tune ah fish. (The music stinks.)
Incapacitated = In cup has it ate did. In cup pass sit hate did.
Spiritual enlightenment = Spear it you will - in lie ten men
Ear it chew ill in lighten meant. Hear it you will in lie ten meant.
Politically incorrect = Pole lit icck hell he - in hore ecct. (Dog pee on pole.) Pull it hick hell he - in correct. (Person pulling belongings needs to get it togeather.) Pole it tickle he in hore eccked. (Is sex scandal in government.)
Bill Meir = Ill - my err
Transcendental meditation = Ran send dent tell- met it - a shin.
Ran send dent hell - head - it a shun. (Head out of there.)
Worriers = Hore he errs
Spice girls = Pies girls
Breathalyzer = Breath hell - high is err
Passivity = Pass sieve - fit he.
Gods green earth = Odds - he unearth
Life on other planets = Lie fawn heather plan it's
Holy trinity = Hole he in it he
Jesus complex = Cheese us come ecck. He's us - complex.
Mystery stranger = Miss ster he - stray injure. (Lady found stray wounded cat.) Mister he stray injure. (The guy done it.)
Reverse psychology = He errs - I call - owe he
Stranger in paradise = Stur- ranger in pair ah dice. (Animal has chance of being caught.) Stray in your in - pair hid eyes. (Hid their faces from the lord.) Stray injure in - pair ah dies.)
Calabash = Hell ah (bash, ash)
Marty Shottenheimer = Mar he shot in high him err
Hermit = Her mitt. (Had a strict mother.)
Bloody island = Blood he I land. (The island in Lake County where the Indians died.)
William James = Will yum James. Will - him aims. (Author of "The varieties of religious experience.")
Stock broker = Stuck - broke err. (Guy lost it all in stock market.)
Canonized saint = Can own - high is - ain't. Con owe - high is saint.
Family album = Am ah he - hell bum
Lucky star = Luck he are
Christmas carol = Is us care all
Astronaut = Ass row naught. (Is no air to paddle.)
Grocery bill = Owe sir - he bill. (Gets food bill.)
Nefertiti = Have her tit he
Bianki = Be on he. Be on key. (The bicycle name brand.)
Inanimate object = In an ah met object. .
Elohim = Hello him. Hell owe him.
Bar fly = Barf fly. Are I
Shiprock New Mexico = Shit rock - who X icck go.
Weak in the knees = Week in - the knees.
Reconciles = Wreck in sigh hell
Tannenbaum = Ten in bomb.
Christi Allen = Christ he hell in
Elias = He lie ass
Forbidden fruit = For bit in fruit.
Thorstinson = Hore's in son
Check point Charley = Check - point - are ill he
Test tube baby = Test tube - babe he. (Is swimming with inner tube.)
Bunsen burner = Buns in - burn her. (She burned food.)
Garbage in garbage out = Our badge in - our badge out
Holy grail = Whole league rail
Vestibule = Has ah be you will. Vest he you wool
Pet porium = Pet poor - he yum. It hore - he him
Old ironsides = Whole I earn hide
Translucent = Ran slew sent
Reluctant messiah = He luck tent miss sigh ah. (Was lost in woods.) He luck ten miss eye ah.
Evil intention = Eve ill in ten shun. (Adam and Eve in garden. She ate apple.)
Alpha Centauri = Alpha sent hore he. Elf us in tore he.
Kate Wolf = At wool. (Is local musician.)
Linda Ellerbee = In ah hell err be
Air defense command = Hair he fence come man. (Guys hair is a fence.)
Winnie Mandela = In he man hell ah
Zsolt Aradi = Whole are odd he. (Author of book of miracles.)
Acapella = Occk up hell ah
Sam Bush = Am bush. (Is bushy hared mandolin player.)
Precarious situation = He carry us - sit you - a shun. He care he - us sit - you a shun.)
Dom Perrignon On air he on.
Senility = An ill it he
Gravestone = Grave own
Ambulance = Am - - you lance
Ass wipe = Has I
Appian way = Ape he in way
Amerikesh express = Am air icck hash X has
Bangor Main = Bang hore may in
Brinsley Le poer Trench = In's he ah pour trench. In is he ah poor trench.
Aileron = Ale err on
Pig weed = Pig we hid. (When pulling pig weed in garden.)
Working overtime = Working over - - time. (Is time out.) Were king - over - time. (Is over now.)
Shot down the tubes = Hot down the tubes
Horrendous = Hore end us
Earned a place in time = Err in - ape lace in - tie him. Her in a lace in - time.
Terry cloth = Tear he cloth
Poinsettia = Point said "ah." (Pointed and said "ah.") Point set ah.
Punch and Judy = Hunch in Jude he.
A well oiled machine = A well oiled - ma sheen
Askerit = Ask her it. (Is not a word.)
Asterisk = Ass err risk. (This similar word wasn't given by them.)
Image of Kings kitchen rock, and then the scene of many vineyards below from where I was viewing the table rock way up there, and then the thought "too much blood" came.
Ulysses Lolonis = You less he's low loan us. (Is local grape grower, and was my grade school P.E. teacher.)
Intrepid = In trap hid
Enigmatic = Hen egg mat icck
Cash flow = Ash owe
Battle ax = At hell hacks
Horatio Hornblower = Hore ray she owe hore in blow her. Hooray she owe hore in blow her.
Hackle's up = Hack hell is up
Double O Seven = Dub hell owe heaven. (Seven is the number of heaven.)
Scotty Pippen = Hot he pip in
Gorden Michael Scallion = Hore done my Kells (book of Kells) galley in. Gore den my kills skull he in.
Sosiopath = So see owe path. (Owes new way of thinking.)
Angola heights = An goal ah heights
Respiratory failure = Rest pit hore he fail your. (No smoke.)
Doesn't matter = Does in - mat her
Post hole digger = Post hole - dig her
Cats cradle = At a hell
Blind as a bat = Hind has ah - at
Hermetically sealed = Hermit - icck hell he sealed. Her mitt icck cull he sealed.
Saskatchewan = Says catch ah one
Image of the remote building in Canada where I thought the gas station attendant was going to lure us into the new game room they had built, to possibly kill or sexually assault us. I was just paranoid, and there was nothing else around for miles, and the game room was way off the road down in the woods in the dark Canadian wilderness. It was on our trip back from Alaska. This image came right after I typed Saskatchewan.
Game room = Gay him room. (This word just now came.)
Placebo effect = Place he bow effect
Tulips = Who lips? Two lips.
Bow flex = Owe X
Bell witch = Hell itch
Marty Robbins = Art he rob in
Fuel for the fire = Few will for the higher
Table top tennis = Table top ten is
Edinborough Scotland = Head in burrow hot land. (Is warm burrow.)
Tony Robbins = Own he - rob in. (He has been robbed by Tony.)
Bram Stoker = Am oak err. (Wooden stake is err for dracula.)
Emphatic = Him fat icck
Humbling experience = Hum bulling X spear he ans (answer.)
Sands of time = Hands of tie him
Assets = Ass sets
Roller derby = Roll her derby. Whole err err be
Hypotenuse = High - pot ah noose
Barking out orders = Bar king out - hore errs
Eucharist = You ah rest
Sheep shit = Heap it
Prosthesis = Has - see is
Dopamine = Dope ah mean
Herniated disk = Earn he hate - did this. Her knee hate - did this
Rhapsody in blue = Rap sit he in blue. (When I left my blue sweater and later found it at job site.)
Christian Laettner = His ton late in err. (Basketball player.)
Off color = Off - cull err
David and Goliath = Day hid and go lie hath
Laramie Wyoming = Lair ah me why homing
March hare = Are heir. Are hair.
Mad hatter = Mad - hat err
Pedagogery = Pet ah hog - err he. Head ah Gog err he.
Baratone base = Bear ah tone base
Shark attack = Ark at - acck
The 64.000 dollar question = The sick he hore ow sin all err quest shun
Deuteronomy = Dude err on owe me
Forest Gump = Hore is hump
Abraxas = Ah ax ass
Annunaki = On (who, new) knock he? (Gnostic God. Is poltergeist phenomena.)
Rape victim = Ape icck dumb
Finger lakes lodge = In her aches lodge
Bob Packwood = Bob hack wood. Bob pack would
The point of no return = The point of - no - return. The point of it is reconsidered.)
Murder suspect = Err err - us ecck
Fair-weather friend = Fair weather friend. (The day was finally nice.)
Time is of the essence = Tie him - is of the - ass sense
Paucity = Paw sit he
Eucharist = You ah rest
Daughters of Seth - sons of perdition = Dot errs of say has - sons of perdition
Shag carpet = Hag our pet
Unholy matrimony = Un hole he at ah money
Insecurity = In sick - your it he. In secure - it he
Thumb nail sketch = Thumb nail's catch
Big birtha = Pig birth ah
Twin lakes lodge = In aches lodge
Empirical wisdom = Him beer icck cull whiz dumb.
Grass roots movement = ass hoots move meant. (When the car came up behind me.)
Anasazi Indian = Ah nest has he in he in
Conglomerate = Con glom - err it
Yard boss = Hard hoss. (Is the muscular horse doing the work.)
Archimedes screw = Ark ah meet - he's grew.
Incongruity = In con grew it he
Hob goblin = Hob gob in
Kon Tiki = On teak he. On he key. (Key to the mystery.)
Anachronistic = Ah knack crow nest stick. An acck crone hissed icck.
Isaac Asimov = I has sack ass ah move
Confluence = On flew ans (answer)
Pythagoras = Pie hag hore he has
Obituary = Oh bit (the dust) you air he
Rugged individual = Rug hid individual. (When I needed shave.)
Key to survival = Key to survive hell
Big birtha = Pig birth ah
Prince Machiavelli = Prints match ah hell he. In hatch ah belly.
Capital offense = Cap it hell - off fence
Nakita Cruschev = My key ta crews chief
Crested butte = Rest did - beaut (Is beautiful)
Bastard = Bass turd. Ass erred.
Shock treatment = Shock - treat meant
Martyrdom = Martyr dumb
Medicine = Head us in
Canyon De chelly Mexico = An on is - hay - X he go. (See petroglyphs.)
Grease the grousers = Err he's ah - owe - is errs
Gnats ass = At has
A year in quarantine = Hay here in hore in he in
Arguable point = Are cue a bull point. (See the bull.)
Immutable success = Him mute able success. Him you tub pull sucks says. (Drink the tub full.) Him you table's huck says. (Is table dealer.)
Candid camera = Can did camera. An hid camera.
The house of seven gables = The house of have in gay bells
Napalm bomb = Ape palm bomb. (Is ape in cocoa nut tree.) Nape on bomb. (Fell on nape of neck.)
Groom lake = Who him ache? Who him lake?(Sees UFO)
Power to the people = Power to the pee pull.
Red herring = Read her ring
Wednesdays child = When is day's high hell. When is day is I held.
Arch Stanton = Arch stand in. Arch stand ton. (As in the arch of heavens gate. Is the name of grave next to unmarked grave in "The good the bad and the ugly," a Clint Eastwood movie. The gold was in unmarked grave.)
Electric horseman = Elect trick hore is man
Alma mater = All ma mate her
Capacity crowd = Cap has it he crowed. Cup pass it he crowd. Cup ass settee crowd.
Brockton Massachusetts Rock ton mass it who sits. Rock ton ass it chew sits.
Crab grass = Grab grass
Crop circle = Crop sir - kill. (Ruined crop.)
Trip wire = Trip - why err?
Carbon copy = Carb in cop he. (Fast police car.)
History in the making = His story in the may king. Hiss hore he in the may king.
Cure for the common cold = Cue her for the come on cold. You err for the come in cold.
Continental devil = Con tenant hell devil
Ambiguity = Am big you it he
Ah dime ah dozen = Ah die him ah does in
Don Butow = On beaut (Beautiful) owe. (Is grape grower I plow for.)
Blind as ah bat = High in has ah hat. High in has ah at. (Sonar.)
Shantra = On rah
Pennyroyal = Pen he royal
Garden variety = Our den verity
Bear enclave = Bear in leave
Bird in cage = Her in age
Carbon copy = Our pen copy
Cyclone fence = Psyche loan fence. Sigh clone fence. Psyche clone fence.
Mystified = Missed if hide. Missed stiff hide. Mist stiff hide. Miss stiff hide.
Parking meter = Par king meet her. Par king meat her. Our king meet err.
Madcap scientist = Mad cap sigh in is
Plutarch = Who ark? Blew hark. Blue ark.
Apocrypha = Ah pock rough ah. Up hock gruff ah
Crudens concordance = Grew dins con core dense
Get off my cloud = It off - I loud
Falkland Island = Fall land - I land. (All, fuck) land I land.
Jerusalem = Heir who sell um
Red Buttons = Head butt ins. (Is comedian.)
Magnanimous = Mag an him us. Hag nan am us
Stone temple pilot = Stone him pull pile lets. Own him pull pie lets. Stone hemp hill high ill it's. Own hemp pull pile lits.
An attention mark = An a ten shun Mark
An emotional block = An he motion hell - lock
Charley Barra = Are - he bar ah. (Is a local major grape grower.)
Budweiser = Bud - Why? - is err. (Drugs are err.)
Binge drinking = Bin drink king
Tidy sum = Tide he some. (When fishing.) Hide he some.
Priestly fashion = Priest he ash in
Fashion stater = Ash in state her
Household name = House hole name
Lincoln logs = link in logs. Link in hogs
Catapult = Cat ah bolt
Heaven on earth = Have in on earth
Frequent flyer miles = Freak went fly err my ills
Illegal alien = Ill legal hell ale he in
Twin towers = In ow errs. Win ow hers
pharmaceutical = Farm ah suit ucck cull
Trapeze artist = Trap he is artist
Star of David on forehead = Star of day hid on hore hid
Signs of a true worrier = Sigh ins of a who hore? - he err.
Humanitarian = You man ah tear he in
Head hunters = Head hunt hers
Tit willow = Tit will owe. Hit will owe.
The mind of a worrier = The my in of a hore he err.
Peyton place = Pay ton lace
Riff raff = Her if err have
Poorly thrown dice = Who err he own in die is
Rough masonry (Tile work) = Rough may sin err he
The panzer approach (The German tank war unit) = The pan err up roach
Elizabeth Cotton = Hell is ah bath got in
Good news bible = Good - new is - buy bell
After the goldrush = After the gold - rush. (Neil Youngs album.)
Dick Trickel = Dick trick ill. (Race car driver.)
Misdemeanor = Missed ah mean err. Miss demeanor.
Order of the court = Hore err of the hore it
Smoking gun = Owe king gun
Sewing machine = Sewing - Ma she in
Answar Saddat = And war said at
Sweet sixteen = Sweet sex he in
Mongolian idiot = Man goal he in - it he it
Cab over camper = Cab over camp her
Brow beaten = Ow - beat in. Ow heat in.
Escargot = (His, is) car go. (Is snail shell.)
Barabbas = Bar have us
At the crossroads = At the cross owed
Good year blimp = Good year - blimp.
Mammary gland = Mam err he land
Fumanchew = Who man chew?
Ann rice = An ice
Faraday cage = Are ah day age
Swamp thing = Swamp - thing. (They are both the same.)
Bamboozler = Am booze ill err
Boomer Asiason = Boom err ass I ass in
Rich mans daughter = Rich - man has daughter
Timidity's = Him hid it he is
Praying mantis = Praying man us
Roots of motive power = Hoots of motive - ow err. (4th of July when the steam engines blew whistle in Willits.)
Academy award winner = Ah cad ah me ah hored win err
Kickapoo lane = Icck ah poo lay in. (When passed the road in R.V.)
Patsy = Pat see. (Name of our dog in New Hampshire 38 years ago.)
Sanguity = Sang you in it he
Shanghai = Hang high
Flip Wilson = Flip will son. (Is comedian.)
Road rash = Owed ash
Chronological order = On owe logic ill - hore err
Harvest party = Our vest part he
Smoking Joe Fraiser = Owe king owe (fray, hay) is err.
Lawrence Livermore lab = Hore in live her more have
A sense of urgency = A sense of err gent see
John Wayne Bobbitt = On way in - bob it. (The cut penis case.)
Animal kingdom = Animal king dumb
The cream of the crop = (When the plants were run down by tractor. "Tractor blight" this thought came then.)
Masquerade = Mask your aid
Anesthetize = Ah nest it ties.
Tammy Fay Baker = Am he - a fake err
Ezekiel = He seek he hell. Easy - he hell
Condescending = Con descend ding
Pole cat = hole at
Dew point factor = Do point - fact err. (Look - the freeze is on
Fahrenheit 451 = Fair in height for 51. (Years old.)
Incapable = In cape able. (Is a super hero.)
Outlandish = Out land dish
Constrictor = On icck err
On target = on tar get
Slam it down = lamb it ow in
Crucifixion = Crews ah fix shin. (Solders beat shins of prisoners.) Crews affect shun. Crews ah fiction. Crews affection.
Total cash flow = Oh hell - ash owe
Lost sheep = Us he
Saws all = Saw is all
Ashland Oregon = Ash land hore he gone
Pedagogy = Pet ah gog he. (As in gog and maygog.) Head ah hog he.
Sherlock Holmes = Err - lock homes. (Detective says to lock house.)
Sheep skin = Heap in
I pee freely = I - he he he. (Is laughing.)
Monkey = Monk he
High ranking officer = High - rank king - off is err. (King on drugs.)
Record breaking time = Ecck hored - ache king - I him. (When unloading manure from truck.)
Celebration = Sell ah bray shun. (Donkey voice.) Cell ah ray - shun. (Is in a jail cell.)
All points bulletin = All points bull it in. (Horns of bull.)
Potter valley = Pot her valley
Marginal error = Mar - gin hell error. Merge in hell error.
Whiz kid = his hid
Terms of endearment = Terms of in dear meant
Nursery rhyme = Nurse her he rye him. (Wants rye bread.) Nurse hurry - rye him. Nurse - sir he - rye him. (She tells the cook.)
The best seat in the house =
House of cards = Ow is of hards. (Falls down.)
Hyssop = His sip. Hiss up. (The plant mentioned in the bible.)
Live wire = Hive why err?
Painful = Pay in full
Doldrums = Old drums
Reinvent the wheel = He invent the - we hell. (Road kill says.)
A quite time = Hay quiet - tie him.
Magical mystery tour = Magic hill - mess tour he tour. Magic hill mister he tour. (Look out for magic mountain.)
Calrose rice = Hell owe I
Island paradise = I land pair ah dice
Starship enterprise = Our ship - enter prize
Temperature drop = Him pit you are drop
What's good for the goose is good for the gander = What hood for the who is hood for the an err
Cold spell = Whole hell
Breaking news = Break king new is
Weed be gone = We hid he on
Prostitute = Us ah hoot
Agoraphobia = Ugh hore ow ow - he ah. (He ah agoraphobic.)
Standing room only = Standing - room only. (Is a empty room.)
Wide open spaces = Wide open space is
The lion and the lamb = The lie in and the lamb. (Lamb is sleeping.)
The mark of the beast = The ark of the East
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy = He member the - have bath day to keep it hole he. (Is pig pen hole.)
A marvelous work and wonder = A marvel us work - and wonder. (Wonder if it will last.)
Internal revenue service = In turn (null, nil) - have ah new serve has
Polygraph test = All he graft has
Lap top computer = Lap top come pew err. (Peed on lap.)
Bite the bullet = Bite - the pullet. (Young chicken.) Bite the bull hit.
A drop in the bucket = A drop in - the buck it
Wilber hot springs = Will burr - hot springs
port o let = Port owe let. (Name of portable out house company.)
Cornholio = Hore in hole - he owe
Doug Dubassi = Dug who? - boss see. (When I saw grape plant someone tore up with tractor.)
Portfolio = Pore it hole - he owe. (Pour it, port) hole he owe. Hore it whole he owe. Pour it foal he owe. (Feed baby animal.)
Psychic discoveries behind the iron curtain = I kick (is cover, discover) - he's behind the - I earn curtain.
Clemens = Clem ins. (Clem the plow boy. Clemens is name of modern plowing machine for in between grape plants.)
Barry Bonds = Heir he on
Wind chill factor = In ill - acck- err
Dionysius = High owe he sees. (Die, I) own he sees. (Is Greek writer ?)
Fujiyama = Who he am ah. Food he ya ma.
Stinging nettle = Stinging net hell
Spanish fly = Is pan hash fly. (Name of outdoors fishing show on TV.)
Winston cup championship = Wins ton cup champ he in ship. (Is car racer.)
Animal magnetism = An he male hag net is um
Succotash = Suck it ash
Don Knotts = On knots. On not. (The comedian. Sometimes is funny.)
Primal scream therapy = Prime ill scream air rip he. Pry him hell's ream's hair up he.
Working compensation = Work king come pen say shun. Were king come pin say shun.
Blue moon = Who moo in?
Pee wee Herman = He he - err man
Glory hog = Hore he hog
Cydonia = Site own he ah. (The site on Mars.)
Horses ass = Hore is his ass
Spring fever = Sping fee have her
Advice of ah brain surgeon = Had vice of ah bray in surge in
Bruce Lee = Who he?
Brick yard = Icck hard
Puppy love = Pup he love
Hero worship = He row war ship
Hand me down = Hand - me down
Slave labor = Slave lay - bore
Saint Anthony's = Ain't - ant own he's. (Old building.)
Ancestor worship = An says stur - were ship
Native American = Nay have - am heir icck in
Roger De Coster = Roger he coaster. (Is champ motocross racer.)
Eye in the sky = High in the sky
And the brain = An the bray in
Fantasy = Fan us see
Ecstasy = X'd us see
No clowning around = No - clowning around. (Is OK to.)
Sporadic = Spore rad icck
Hal Jarrett = Hell air it. (Race car driver.)
Gastric Indigestion = Ass icck in I jest shun
Fatima = At ah ma. (Apparition of mother Mary.) Fat ah ma. (As in mother Mary brought a message from God.)
Euphemism = You've ah Ms. him. You fem is um. You fum is um. (As in fee fi fo fum.)
Dumbo the giant = Dumb owe the - I ant
Asinine idiot = As ah nine it he it. Ass in high in it he it.
Prince William sound = Prince will yum sound

May 9, 98
Heard "Spanish fly " while at the flea market, and then saw a Spanish person in a Spanish hat, and a day later saw the same saying on a TV fishing program.
Saint Teresa of Avalon = Ain't err he's ah of have hell on.
Solidarity = Solid air it he. Solid heir it he. (Family members stick up for each other.)
No holds barred = No - holds barred
Ambient temperature = Am be in temperature
Magical mystery tour = Magic hill mist err he tour
Planet zero = Plan it zero. Plan it hero. (Planet needs a hero.)
Deadly game = Dead he gay him
Chinese philosophy = I knees fill loss owe fee
Without a doubt = With - out a doubt
Margin of error = Mar chin of err hore

May 9, 1998
Bought two books on ghosts at garage sale - later my gas on motorcycle was turned off while driving down freeway. My motor suddenly died, and I reached down and found the gas turned off, and there was no way this could be possible. I searched my mind, and there was just no way. Possibly they put me in trance state, and made me do it, or by other means.

Stone cold sober = Stone cold so berr
The eagle has landed = The eagle has - land did. (Has land.)
Asphyxiated = Ass fix - he hate - did
Passion play = Ash in lay
Hypo campus = Hip owe camp us
Indians Jones = In he an ah owns
Temple of doom = Him pull of do him
Outpouring of the holy spirit = Out poring of the hole - he spear it.
Shoot the moon = Hoot the moo in
Angels in the outfield = Angels in - the out field
Nematode = Him ah toad
Economy = Eke on - owe me
Nematode principal = Him ah toad prince see pull. (Heard when sulfuring grapes.)
Come hell or high water = Come hell hore high what err
Ann Landers = An land errs
Pompeii = Bomb pay. (Is city below Mt. Vesuvius.)
Raiders of the lost ark = Raid errs - of the lost are
Contact sport = Con tact hore hit. Contact spore it
Apiary = Ape he air he. Ape he hairy. A pee air he
Pyramid scheme = Peer ah mid she him
Metamucil = Met ah muse ill
Mt. Everest = Mt. ever rest. (Many are there forever.)
Franswa Botha = Hands ah both ah
Mike Tyson = Mike tie son. (The match where he tied his hands up in the first round, and a riot almost broke out.)
Impeachable = Him peach able
Standing room only = Standing - room only. (Standing all alone.)
Incapable = In cape able
Jack in the pulpit = Acck in the pulp it. (Is name of flower.) Acck in the bull pit.
Condescending = Con descending
Incidental = In see dent tell
Navy seal = Nave - he see hell. Nave he - sea hell. Nave he -he ill.
Lower back pain = Owe err acck - pay in
Soccer game = Sock her - gay him. Sock err gay him. Sock err match. (Socks don't match.)
Ambush = Am bush
Church of the golden rule = Church of the gold in rule
Emmanuel Kant = He man you (well, hell) can't
Yehudi Menuhin = Yahoo'd he - men you in
Hugh Prather = You rather
Pomegranate = Palm ugh - ran it. (Red juice.) Bomb ugh - ran it. (Fell.)
Silence of the lambs = Sigh lent's of the lambs
Victim of circumstances = Hick dumb of sir - come's ants is. Victim of - sir come stance is.
Hedging ah bet = Head jing - ah bet.
Taking the bull by the horns = Taking the - pull by the horns
Athletics commission = Hath ah let hicks come mission. Hath hell head iccks come mission.
Abandon principle = Ah band done - prince see pull
Peter principle = Peeter - prince see pull. (When I took ah pee.)
Split the difference = Split - the difference.
Pennant race = Pen it race
Padded cell = Had did - hell
Escape to freedom = Is cape to - freed him. Is ape too free dumb?
Kensington palace = Ken sing ton pal ass.
Cottage industry = Cut edge in dust tree
Escape from freedom = Escape from - he dumb
Patrick Mahony = Hat trick ah own he. (Is writer on paranormal.)
Nottingham palace = Knotting ham pal ass
Devils triangle = Devils try angle
Shampoo = Am poo
Bread basket = Head - ask it
Wheaton Illinois = We ton ill annoys
High intensity = High in tent sit he. (Pharaoh.)
A ten pound hammer = A ten pound ham her.
Lord Tennyson = Lord ten is son
Irish republic = Irish - he pub icck
Caribbean = Crib be in
Hermit crab = Her mitt grab
Stool pidgin = who wool hid in
Linden tree = In den he
Varicose veins = Where icck goes way ins
Parking lot = Arcing hot. (Tar is hot.)
Portfolio = Hore it hole he owe. (Need whole family.)
Taciturn = Has it - turn
Many avenues = Men he have ah news
Peggy Flemming = Peggy flemming. (Is coughing phlegm from bad cold.) Peg he lemming
Troubadour = True - but hore
Self reliant = Hell he lie ant. (Ants work as a team.)
Active ingredient = Act have - in greed he ant.
Swaddling cloths = Wad helling owe
Born in manger = Hore in may injure
Jerry Springer = Air he spring err.
Invasion of the body snatchers = In way shun of the odd - he hatch - errs. (Belongs in booby hatch.)
A needle in a haystack = A need hell in ah - a acck
A fly in the ointment = A lie in the oink meant
Cast and crew = Ass and who?
The making of an apostle = The may king of a ah up has hell
Lapp dog = Lap dog.
Insipid = In sip hid
Eligible bachelor = Hell ledge able - batch ill err
Chesapeake bay = Has ah peek pay = (Boat ride.)
Will Robinson = Will rob in sin
Tennyson = Ten is son (The writer.)
Lunatic fringe = Loon ah tick fringe. Who in ah tick hinge. (Door creaks.)
Green peace = He in peace
Fire engine red = Fire Injin red
Brendan Gaughan = An done gone. (Four wheel truck racer.)
Public enemy number one = Pub icck - an ah me numb err one
Eccentricity = Ecck sent is it he
Glandular deficiency = Land you err he fish in sea
Simpleton = Him pull ton
Mono nucleic acid = On owe you clay icck has hid. On owe you lay ick has hid.
Shroud of Turin = Crowd of tour in
Hyperbole = High pour bowl
Bubonic plague = Boo on - icck leg
Donner party = On her part he. On her - party.
Raise the rafter = Ray is - the raft err
Ambulance = Am - you lance
Alex Zinardi = Hell X in hard he. (Race car driver hit wall.)
Snake bite kit - Ache I it
Fillatio = Fell lay she owe
X games = X gay him
Ever present danger = Have err has sent day in err
Collapsed = Cull lapsed
Alligator = Hell ah gate err
Ruthless competition = Ruth less - come petition. (Ruth put out petition to be less competitive.)
African American = Have Rick in am air icck in. (Has bad breath.)
Eccentric = Ecck sent Rick. (Rick is odd.)
Nobel peace prize = No bell - pea is prize.
Lunar eclipse = Who in - her he clips. Loon err he clips.
Night in shining armor = Night in shining - arm her. (Gets woman's hand in marriage.) Night in shining armor
Feather weight = Feather weight. (Has weight.)
Peeping Tom = Peeping home
There's trouble in paradise = There's trouble in pair ah dice. (Gambling.)
Dissident = This owe dent. This hoe dent.
Ballys Reno = Hell he is - he know
Raise the roof = Ray is - the roof. (Leaks.)
Barnes and Noble = Barns in no bell. (Animals are asleep.) Bar in is no bell.
Sri Lanka = Sure real hunk ah. Sure he lank ah.
Cabo San Lucas = Cab owes an you cuss
Picture perfect = Picture perfect. (As in try to picture one that is much better then the present situation.)
Deshoots winery = He shoots - why in err he?
Seventh heaven = Have in have in
Anorexic = An hore X icck
Tea cup = He up
Passion play = Ash in lay
Ungolayluta = An go lay loot ah. (Name of Indian chief. Made white man pay to be there.)
Bombastic = Bomb - ass icck. (Paracelsus middle name is "Bombastus." Paracelsus was a ancient writer.)
Paracelsus = Air ah hell's us
Percival Lowell = Err see hell low ill. (Is a astrologer.)
Frosty the snowman = Frost - he the snow man.
Roman candle = Home in can tell
Eva Braun = Heave ah brown. (Shit. Was Hitler's girlfriend)
Heritage museum = Heir at are - you see him
Ruby red slippers = Roe be red - slip errs. (Fish eggs.)
Point counterpoint = Point - count err point
Darrel Waltrip = Dare hell wall trip. (Race car driver.)
Catholicism = Has all ass is um
June forth = Jew in hore
Jules Vern = Jewels earn
Black listed = Lack - list did. (Is slow.)
Nullified = Null if I hid
Transformation = Ran hore may shun
Shantra = John rah
Dialing for dollars = Dialing for - doll hers
Leading lady = Leading aid he
Fox glove = Ox love. (To eat.)
Glorious moment = Hore us owe meant
Tremendous feeling of guilt = He mend us healing of ill
ESPN = He has pee in
Surface to air missile = Sir fess (confess) to heir - miss hell. Her fuss to heir is ill. (He is ill.) Sir face to heir mess hell. (Kid makes mess.)
Bare breasted = Heir rest did
Tombstone = To him stone. To him own.
Trilobite = Try low bite. I owe height.
Draw bridge = Draw bridge. (Is artist.)
Tanya Harding = On ya hurting
Bar none = Bar none. (No drink.)
Saline solution = Say lion slew shun. Say lie in sell who shun.
Carcinogenic = Our sin owe in icck
Basket case = Bass get case. (Fisherman lost his tackle box.)
Blacklucks bargain lane = Black lucks bar gun lay in. (Name of local antique store.)
Rug rat = Hug at
Hieroglyphics = High owe cliff hicks
Towering inferno = Towering in fir know
Lowerys tomato sauce = Lower he's to me toe's has. (Spilled on toe.)
Philosophy = Fill loss owe fee
Pilot error = Pie let error. (Is too fat now from eating pie.)
Actively searching Susan = Act have he searching - who's in?