Shady grove (song) = (shade, aid)-he grow
Jersey devil (sighting) = err see-a hell
Dennis Wheatly (author) = (And, den) (his, is) (wheat, heat, he) he
Jandice (disease?) = (hand, and) (dice, die,I)
Krypton (mineral?) = (crypt, crept) (on, ton)
H. G. Wells (author) = hate he (wills,ill)
Edwin Moses (basketball player) = head wind mows us
Steven Spielberg (playwrite) = he in (spiel, hell) (burg,err)
Steven Hawking (scientist) = even walking
Bay shore freeway = a shore -- he way
Yula land (song) = you a land
Angel of the beach - poet = a hell of the each - po (pour) it
Gale force winds = hell (hore, horse) (win, in)
Bell weather (high winds) = hell weather
Klux klux clan = you us can
Bottel rock road (in Lake County) = got hell- rock road
Oprah Winfry = hope a (wind, win) -- free
Emmit schmidt (football player) = him it -- it
Tom T. Hall (singer) = Tom "T" (the cross)- (all, haul)
In contex = in - (con, on) (X,tex) (on cross, or writing)
Mike Atoms (football player) = I at him
Emmit Miller (athalet) = (am, hem) (hit,it) -- (ill, hill) (her,err)
Andy Warhall (actor) = and he war all
Capistrano = cap is on - know
Lake County = ake - on "T" (cross)
Copasetic (all is well) = (cope, hope) is said -- icch
John Paul Jones (leader?) = on all own
Epileptic fit = up (he, hell) lept - (it, icch) - fit
Many words will come when reading a book or watching TV, and another word with the first letter or sound, will set off the clue word.
Wimbleton (Tennis finals) = him (bell, hell) (ton, on)
Falcon Crest - sit com = all can rest -- sit-- come
Hadies (name of hell in bible) = hay -- these (come and get these)
Impeachment = him - peach ment (throw rotton food at)
Turtle dove = err hell -- dove (dove sacrafice)
Ghost rider (when I heard the wind howling) = hosts (spirits) higher
Summer place = some (are, hore) (ace, place, lace)
Captain Laura Ranes (Star Trek star) = Cap ten (fullness) hore reins
Captain Cook = Cap (ten, hay in) - (cook, hook, who?) - uuck
Ring around the rosie = ring hay round the rose -- see (gardening mulch)
No comparison = no comepare a son (don't make favorites)
Phillup Donahue (talk show host) = (hill, fill, ill) up - don (to wear) a hue (color)
Helsinki (capitol of Finland) = hell (think, sink, inc.) he
Munchkins (small creatures) = munch kins
Honeysuckel rose = on he suck-- hell rose (bad habits)
Plow sheirs (food for homeless shelter) = low hairs
Pamala Anderson (singer or actor?) = am hell a - and her son
Pit bull = (it, hit) bull
Rudolf Steiner (horticulturist) = (you, rude) (all, hole, dole) (higher, I) (err, her)
Athiest (non believer) = (ace, ass) he is
Erin Morearity (TV news man) = air in - more he air it he
Defence lawyers = the fence (jail) lowers
Perceval Lowell (astronamer) = (err, her) see all low hell
Deliverance = (he, thee) (live, liver)- (her, err) - ran?
Bruno Mali (name brand of fine Italian shoes) = you know -- all he
Denial = deny hell
Daniel Brinkley (new age prophet) = and hell brink he
Nickole Brown Simpson = a hole round him son
Captain Pickard (Star Trek star) = cap ten - pick card (as in a card game)
Pistasheos (nuts) = his stash - he owes
Pantomime = pan to I (donatoins for the show)
Arnold Palmer (golf pro) = our hold - palm err (proper swing style)
Malnutrition = (hell, all) you (writ, it) (on,ton
Oversoal = over all?
Agape (biblical word for sacraficial love) = a gap -- pay?
Tetrahedron = (it, hit) (a,ra (yahoo) (hay, he) run
Brian Gumball (TV anckor) = eye on gum ball
Confusis (Chinese philosopher) = confuse us
Athabaskan (early race of man) = at a bath can
Jessie Suppolo (Football player) = is he up? --- oh!-- low
Menstral period = men all hear -- he hid
Hypnosis = I know this
Last chance saloon = ass hands a loon
Morton Downee (shock jock talkshow host) = hore ton down he
Popaguya (spanish for parrot) = (hoop, poop) a go ya
Ricky Watters (football player) = icky waters (playing in mud)
Double O seven (James Bond) = ( dub, you) ( bell, hell) (oh, hoe) (see, he, even) in
I spy = I eye
Buzz Aldren (astronaut who saw strange lights) = buzz -- all in
Disfunctional family = his function hell -- am he
Spiritual adultery = hear it all -- adult tary
Rock of Gibralter = rock of yee all err
Melchezadic priests = (all, hell) has a deck free
The devil in misses jones = he have hell and is his own
Rescue 911 (TV show) = risk you - I won one
Annette Squeaky Fromme (Manson murderer) = a net squeak - he home
Vinyette (short stoy) = (in, vin) (net, yet)?
Recapitulation = (re, he) cap it you ate (ton, on)
Gospel = go hell
Escrow = is crow
Corepus Cristi = core puss - christ he
G. Gorden Cooper (astronaut) = he (gore, hore) done - keep her
G. Gordon Litty ( politition?) = he hore done - lite he (When I burned my bread this word came.)
Christon Cooper (actor?) = his ton - keep her
Mind over matter = mind over -- mat her
Adriatic zoo = a re (attic hat icch) you (new thought perspective)
Chippendale = Chip in dale (two squirrls: male and female)
Recalsatrent = recall, reek all, re haul, hell) (sat in, hat sent, a trend?)
Amebochef (bible charictor) = (am, ham) he - o chef?
Keefer Southerland (actor) = key for other land (when I went to Willits church to tell the son of the preacher of our church.
Loma preatta earth quake = home a he et a err - ake
Bible = (I, high) bell
A railing = a ailing?
Birthday bash = err a ash?
Dusty miller = (dust, us) (he, "T") (mill, ill) (her, err)
All fall down = haul all own (autumn leaves)
Demon seed = (thee, he) mon (see, he)
A penny saved a penny earned = (a pen, ape in) he saved a pen he earned ( to write the riddles down)
Duodenum (collar bone?) who added them?
Up and atom = up and hat him
Comberland gap = (come, comb, home) ( burr, berr, her, err) land -- gap
Beevis and Butt head = (he, be, heave, beave) us and (butt, hut) (head, ed) (education)
Monkey wrench = (mon,on, hon) ( he, key) wrench
Red river valley = (head, red) (I err, river) (ail he, vale he)
Aberdeen Scotland = have (our, err, her) (in, den) (our, out) land
Congruent = (on, con) you went
Industrial revolution = in us he hell - he o you ton
Judy Garland = you "T" our land
Cashes Clay = cash is clay
J. Edger Hoover = a head (err, gerr) you (err, gerr)
Paris Flamingdale = air is am in hell
Eddy Arnold = Ed he are nulled
Palice of fine arts = pal is a fine art (When I broke the Eddy Arnold record the last two riddles came)
Tomulchewus = to mulch you --- us (says us)\
Laura Rains (Star Trek captain) = ( lower, hore) a (rains, reins)
Bonny Doon = on he do
Giliad = (bible name of town, or hill?) (hill, ill) he had
Petri dish = he tree -- dish (when thinking to put a leek cutting in dish)
Endive = in dive (when planting endive)
Laura Lee (new age radio talk show host) = hore a he
Ed Sulliven (TV host) = Edsul heaven (ugly faced car is gone now)
Galopagos (islands) = glop a goes (when I blew my nose during bad cold)
Holy ghost = hole -- he ghost (heard when moaning wind was blowing past hole in propane tank cap.
Ghost riders = (Heard this when wind was moaning in hole.)
Leaves of grass - Walt Wittman = haul it man (when hauling leaves)
Euell Brenner (actor) = you hell and err (he died from smoking)
Shanade O Conner (singer) = an aid - oak on - err? (Leave leaves on.)
Rod Stirling = rod stiring (when I cooked)
B B King = he be king (Saw on TV right now.)
Illiterate = ill (wrong) -- it are it (Your it man.)
Egg shell = egg hell (The new birth.)
Carrot tops = care -- it tops!
Mount Carmel = (ow, how in) - our hell
Twsted sister = is dead - is her
Fruit lozhen (life saver) = you oz in
Loverboy (singer) love her boy
Copasetic = hope is said -- icch
Belladonna (poison plant family) = hell it on her
Donner party -- death at donner pass (Heard this as a complete thought.)
Sir Everitt Coop (Prime minester?) = sir ever it keep
Christon Cooper (actor) = his ton keep her
Preston Hallow (New Hapshire town) = Press -- ton hallow (Press down)
Aterondike (mountains?) = At her on I. At a run I.
Kit Carson = It our son. Kit car son.
Pen and ink = In and icch
Cosmic `christ = Cause icch I (Heard last two when reading tatoo mag.)
Fantasy prone = Fan (fanny) to see own ( When I saw girl walking.)
Oatmeal = out - me hell
An addiction = an addict ton
Pestacide = Pest he hide
Age of affluence - afluenza = muck smoke (When thinking of smokers.)
Passinger pidgon = ass in err - he gone
Liberty bell = lib err "T" (cross) - hell
Spirit of Saint Louis = Ear (listen) - it ain't you - - - us (says the spirit)
Shoot to kill = (You, who) too (ill, hill?)
Modis operandi = Mode is upper hand - I. (says I)
Gangis Conn = Gang is con. Hang his on.
Cheez Whizz = He is whizz.
Ark of the covenent.= Our coven. (Our, hark) - - cove in.
Spirit = (Spear, hear, ear) - - it.
Florence Nightengale = (Floor, hore) in - (I, high) (ten, in (full) (gale, hell.)
Colen Powell = (Minister of war) = hole in - - -Pow! - - -hell!
Catie Curric (TV host) Hate he (err,curr) - - icch.
Lou Gearigs disease = You air head - - is ease.
Grapes of rath - Holyfield - Tyson = Rapes of rath - All icch annd err hole he feel - - I icch I son.
Larry Fawcett and Berry Greenwood (Author of UFO coverup.) = air he fawcet and burr he green wood
Laurence Taylor + Lure and tail her.
Psychiatrick = I key - hat trick.
Cyber space = I (berr, burr, err, her) ace.
Beauty and the beast = Be you "T" (cross) and the east. (sun rise)
Hubbel space program = Hub hell ace pro (am, ham. (radio wizz)
Pathways to the mind = Hath way to (I, high end?)
Demonsterable = Thee monster able.
A image of chicken littles mouth, red and twisted. Later today I went to Mt. Tabor monistary, and the one monk refused to give me communion in front of the whole church. Later I asked why, and they said I wasn't a christian. I had been spreading the stories about being visited by spirits, and it seems that most still feel it is from saten.
Smelling salts = Some hell insults.
Michael T. Corrington = (actor?) I hell "T" (cross) (core, tour, hore) ring ton.
Michael Brander = I hell brand (err, her.)
Ambrosia = (Him, am, ham) (bro, row, hoe, hose) (he, say, see) (a, ya??)
Tampa bay Florida = (Am, tamp) a (bay , hay) (floor, hore) (it, hid, hit) a. (When I slept on the lower floor.)
Blue Meridian - humer in it. = (You, hue) ( err, her, mur (murder) (it , hit ) he in. (You, hue) (mur, err, her) in (hit.)
Little drummer boy = Lite, it, hit) (hell, tell, hill) rum (mur, err, her) (boy, why?)
Rosswell (Crash site of UFO.) = Was well. Has hell.
Sterno (camp fuel) = err no. (No forest fires.)
Extrapolation = (Ex, hex) (trap, rap) (hole, pole) ( lay, a, hay) ton. (Means to stop the trap of excess materialism.)
Religious experience = He is a ex spear he ans (answer)
Cosmic christ = Cause icch - cry I.
Oleander (Poison tree) = Hole he and err. Oh he and her. Old he endure.
Talisman (Religious symbol) (Tale, tail, hell, all, ail, ale) (his, is) man.
Bambi = Am he. Ham be.
Kandolini (Religious practice) = (Can, hand) (do, you, who) (he in, lean) he.
Water lily = What err - ill he.
Come to the quiet = home - - I it.
Perennials = (Purr, her) and he (yells, hells.)
Kalidescope = Collide he scope. Hole I he hope
Sarcophagus. = our coff I guess.
Joy in the morning = Joy in the mourning.
Burpee tomatoes = Burp he to me toes.
Standish Hickey = And is icch he.
Ebony towers = he bony (to airs, ow hers.)
Predilection = He hell icch ton.
Sea fronters = see front tears.
Menstral cycle = Men hell psych ill. Mens trail high hill,
Clandestine = Hand is he in?
Michael Corrigan = I hell (core, tour) again.
Hubert Humphry = You burr am free. (When I was freezing riding bike, and then came into a warm sunny place.)
Yasser Arofat = Yas sir - (air, hier) o fat. Has err hair o fat?
Bed liner - indicative = Bed - line her.
Sickle cell anemia = Icch ill hell an he me a.
Defence attourny = He fence - a turn he.
Burpee seeds = err he heeds.
Birds eye vegatables = Birds eye (They want to eat) young plants. (When I was planting the garden.)
Rapunzel = Wrap - un hell. A (fun, pun) sell.
Land mark = An ark (Being the ark and seeing land. My name is Mark.)
Lilly ponds water garden = Ill he on a err our den.
Wine makers = Wine make errs. High in acres.
Union city = You in on it he.
Elvis Costello = Hell his cost - -hello.
Elvis Gerback (Football player) = Hell is gerr - - back.
Forwarned =hore war?
Blond bomb shell = On bomb - hell.
Metaphysical = Et (ate) hay his icch hell.
Manifestation = An a fest (feast) hay (ton, on.)
Buttox = A ox
Vestibule = (Is, vest) a be you hell.
Jewish news and world report = You is you and hore reaper?
Quintessential = In is sent he hell. (This clue came when typing.)
Standish Hichey (protected north coast forest area) = Standish (standoff) - hick he. Stand is dish he.
Sargent cold pepper = (Detective) Are gent - (Cold, old) - - pep her.
Rosenbloom = Rose sin you
Laurence Welk = Hore in well
Fair warning = Air waring?
Tell me what you think = Hell - - me what - - you think?
Betty and Barney hill (Early UFO contactees) = Et he and bar - he ill.
Hill and dale = Ill and ale
David Hasselhoff (Baywatch star) = Day hid (has hell, hassel) off.
Pot shot cooking = Pot hot - cooking.
On target = On (our, tar) (et, get.)
Webb site = Ebb height. (Water is life and the word.) (When I typed this note, the image of the north right corner (where it meets land) bridge over Noyo river at the coast just popped into my mind.
Charlotts Webb = Harlots web.
Low key = hoe he? low he. Hokey.
Amendment = A mend ment. Amen (men, ment.)
Heide Flice = High he fly? I - - he I. Hide he (lice, ice.)
Train station = Rain a ton. (Soot from the coal fired locomotive.)
Stanley Cubrick = ( writer of 2001 a space oddisy.) = An (lay, he) you (brick, icck.)
Lie dorment = I door ment.
Honey suckel Rose = On he suck - - hell rose.
Rosecrusion = Rosy (crew, grew) (son, ton.)
Verbatum = (Her, err) (hate, bait, ate) him.
Antisathis = and this is this.
Mishuacon = Miss you I can.
Eggs benadict = Eggs(to egg on) an addict?
Benadict are nulled = An addict are nulled.
Lake Titticocca = Ake it he cock a.
I'll follow the sun = All fall --"O" -- the sun. (Sun worship.)
Killer bees = (Hill (hive), ill) err he.
Killer tornado = Ill err (horn,tore, hore) (hate, a) (o, toe.)
Simon says = I on head
Robo cop = Robe - bow - cap
Olivia Newton John = O live he a - you ton on.
Ralf Waldo Emerson = (All, I'll)(fall follow) (in, him) (our, err) son.
Lady Gadiva = Lay he - go dive a.
Jargun = our gun.
Potpourri = Pot pour he.
Gene Roddenbury (Writer of Star Trek) = He (rod in, rotten) (bury, burr he.)
Consecration = on he a ton?
Brady bunch = (Braid, had) he bunch?
Roseacrewson (Religious order) = Rows the crew son. Rose it grew son.
Barbeairy = Barb he air he.
Amelia Airhart = A me hell ya air hart.
Return of the king = Re turn of the king.
Evan Wence (author on Fairies) = He in went. Heaven went.
Wycliff (Bible translators) = Why cliff? (Why hell?)
Roy Acoff (singer) = Why a cuff?
Out of contex = Out of - - on X. (Full of holes)
Semi circle = Say me - - "circle." (Make full circle now.)
Goosberry = Who is air he.
Olive oil = I live well.
Amalgamation = Hay all go a ton.
Skin bracer = In brace sir. (Brace yourself.)
Terra cota = (hier, tear, air) he (cut, got) a.
One unit per family. One - - you nut err - am he. (When I used cupons, and was cheating by going back in the store again with another.)
Antoino Domingo = In to he go - - go in go.
Berevity = Err he it he. Burr - heave it he. Her - - "he it - he." (Is him.)
Personal honor = Her son all - - on her. Err son - - hell on hore.
Devils manuscript = A hells man you script.
Divinely blessed = The vine he blessed.
Jack of all trades = Ax of all raids.
Jeffry Dalmer = If free all mur. (murder)
Longevity = Long have it he.
Conflicting comments = On icch come - ment.
Seven deadly sins = Have in head he in.
Knocking at your door = No king at your door.
Cartrage shell casting = Our rage hell ass sting.
Subterfuge = Sub err use. (Submerine)
Endive = and dive.
Mark O conner (musician) Ark - oak on her.
Paraphernalia = Par if I nail ya.
Long time coming = On - I'm going. (Am on already.)
Goldie Hawn = Gold he on.
Japanease dung beatle = Ape and he is hung - beat hell. (Pounding chest.)
Antidisestablishmentairyanism = And I this establishment air he - - an is him. (or tear he an ism?)
Purification = Your a vacation.
What profet is thou = What profitist thou?
Fruit of the vine = You ah the vine.
Nancy Carrigan = (skater) And see - - care again.
Kontiki = On teak (wood) he. Con tic he.(In jail)
Thor Hydrodol (Author of Kontiki (boat story.) = Hore - - I row all.
Revival = He high hell. (When I rode bike past the church sign.)
Somersault = some are salt. Some err all.
Skeeter Davis = Skeeter (mosquito) day is.
Hydrolics = I drool - - iccks. (When I saw the empty oil drum.)
Baby eagle = Bay (water) be he gull.
Sturges = Err is. (When reading biker magazine at store.)
Maritime = Air it - I am.
Ford econoline = Ford (cross river) eke on o line.
Pomegranate = Palm (of hand) hoe granite?
Miss Amanda Jones = Is a man a (owns, jones (Monkey on back.)
Gospel = Gasp - - - hell! Asp hell.
Attarondike (Mountains) = Water ran - dyke.
Rasputin = Ass (you, peuw) in.
Loggins and Macina (Musicians) = Loggins and my scene a. (When I heard the logger talking about his job.)
Blow hole = Low hole?
Haberdashery = Have a dash hair he. Have err ash air he.
528 Willshire Blvd. = I've one - he hate - will sire bull of ours. (Heard this when riding bike down different but similar street name, and looking for yard sale. It took a little time and some help to figure it out.)
Free Willie (The orka whale movie) = Free will he.
Mia Faro (actor) = Me a faro. (king) He a (arrow, air row.)
Samoha club (Local bar) = Some more club.
Last chance saloon = Last chance a loon.
Charly Farrely = Are he far he. (Was riding bike to visit, but is too far.)
Eternity = He turn it he. (When I turned my notes over when typing.)
Pediatric = He thee hat trick??
Kettel drum (War drum) = Get hell drum.
Commentator = Comment ate her.
C. Everitt Coop = See ever it keep.
Crystal Gale = His stall gay all.
Bible belt = I hell bell. I bell hell.
Payton place = Pay ton place. (When I passed the high priced store.)
The wind in the willows = The wind in the will owes. (Buried memories.)
The mind of Billy Milligan = The mind of Bill - he ill again.
Cancel all debt = Can sell all - - debt.
Power line = Ow her I in. Pow her line. (When I saw a sexy girl.)
Devils slide = Evil - - lied. He ill - - lied.
Home maker = Home - - acre.
Hands down = Hands down. And own. (To hand down.)
Entity = And tit he. And it he. End it he.
Cloche in (Bell jar plant coverings for frost.) = Colossions (Bible book.) The bell jar (to ring) covers and protects plant from freeze. (This came when reading a gardening magazine at college library.)
Bible = I bell.
Exasperate = X (ass, asp) her rate.
Gods green earth = Odds - - we here. (This one was very hard to get.)
Green acre = We ake - err.
I stand amazed = Iced and am hazed.
Subaru = Sue - -bar you.
Icicle = I sick - - hell. Ice icch - - ill. I sick - - kill.
Chernoble = Chair, hier - o hell. Air - - no bell. (Not ring true.)
Ruwanda refugee = (You, who) (wander, want a) (refuse refuge, re fuse) he, yee, see?
Saint Elmos fire = Aint hell mo (more) is fire. (When I made fire.)
Wynona Rider = (I, Why ) no na (I, ride) (err, her.)
Jack Kavorkien = (the death doctor) = Ax, ackk) a ( for, fork) (Kin,he) in.
Arnold Palmer = (Golf player) = Are nulled - - palm (err, her.)
Hypercaratosis = I (err, her) (air,care, carrot) (it, at) (too,toe) sis.
Cicel Williams = (See, he) (cell, sell) (will, ill) yums. (To eat)
Percival Lowell (astronamer) = (Err, her) see all - low hell.
Musterd gas = Must terd - - gas. Us herd ass
Angeoplast = And he hopeless.
Plastic sergury = Ass (tic, icch) (sir, err) - - (jury, your he.)
Hypochondriac = (I, hype) (hoe, o) (on, con) (react, he act.)
Winchester (The gun) = Wind (gasp) - - chest - sir. (Been shot.)
Winchester cathedral = In chest (box) sir hath he hell. Win chest err hat he hell.
Best buy = Is I
Beefeater jin = He feet err in.
Stocking stuffers = Stock king - stuff hers.
Sunami (Trpical storm) = Soon on me.
Monosodium Glutimate = Man o sow he him glue to mate
Jessica Haun = (PTO ministry scandle.) Has icch on.
Andy Warhall = (Actor) And he war all.
Isinglass = Ice in glass.
Ernist Spunkmire = (TV dvertisement brand) Her nest spunk mire.
Sir Everitt Coop = (Prime minister?) Her - ever it keep.
Let there be light = It air - - he height.
Cornwall Jackson = (Military leader?) Horn all - - ax son.
Dr. Wailee (Person who crashed BMW motorcycle.) = Wail he.
Prerequisite = He wreck is it.
Wicked = (Icch, wick) kid.
Cyber space = I burr (cold) space.
Window cill = Wind o cill (silly is the spirit.) In oh ill (robber.) Win doe hill.
Mookee Blaylock (Athlete) = (You, who) key lay lock.?
Corvallis Oregon = Core - vale is - (Or, hore) he gone. (When eating from frying pan. To eat the apple of forbidden fruit of knowledge.)
Leprechaun = Lep (lept) he (con, on, can.) Help he can.
Howard Stewart = (Ow, how, oh) (hard, hert, are, herd) you (hert, are, wart, err.) Oh word you are.
Hemorrhoid = Him more hide. Him more ride.
Quetzaquatle = It's hell go tell.
Hovel = Have (hell, ill, hill.)
Reconnoiter = He annoyed her? He (con, on) why (err, her.)
Synapses = Sin ape says? In nap is.?
Apple dumpling gang = Ape hell dumping - hang?
Demon possessed = The man possessed?
Passport to clairvoyance = (Has, pass) (port, hore) to (our, air) way in. (When I got my note pad to record the riddle words.)
Helsinki = (Site of jet crash?) Hell (think, sink) he. (Heard of jet crash in Lockerbey Scotland.)
Bruce Baumgartner (Olympic wrestler) You bomb gardener. (when I went to the church preaching the aliens.
Lake Berryessa = Lake bare he ass a. (When hardly dressed and had just opened frig door. They often give a word clue when I open frig, stoke fire, dip water, cross bridge, step through door, reach top of hill, just head down hill, right angle in road, or passing a driveway, or entering a main road at a right angle drivrway, or when a clue relates directly to a outside event, such as something on TV or radio. Most commonly they will give a clue that relates directly to what I am thinking at the time, but a clue can also come out of the blue, and be totally unrelated. Often a clue will come while I'm typing, or writing notes, that ties into the writing. The fact that they know what I'll be writing in the future, gives them the ability to give a clue that ties in the what is being written in the future. This is why some words are in contex.
Ernist Tubbs (musician) = Earn his tubs, (When digging garden bed.)
Chicken coop = Icch in coop. Chick in keep.
C. Everett coop = See - - ever it keep.
Bella Carolli (Olympic girls gymnastics coach) = Bella (girl) care all he.
Seven secrete cells = He in secrete hells.
Macadamia nut = Ax, head, hey me a nut.
Max headroom = Ax - - head - - who him.
Bruce Boxlightner (Actor?) = You box lightener. (When I went to a yard sale and saw boxes of books.) You box light in her. You box - I ten err.
Cedric Wilson = Said icch - (ill, hill, will) son. (Willful son)
Kubla Kahn = You a can. You a con. (Was ok to make garden smaller.)
Neurosurgeon = New row sir he on. Who owe sir he on?
Drew Berrymore = You (air he, bury) more. (When saving and transplanting young garlics that were exposed from the flood.)
Sound assurance = Sound is your ans (answer.)
Hero Summerfield? = He rows um - are field. He rose some - her feel.
Hiroshima = (He row, hero) she ma? (When digging in garden.) Hair rose him a.
Mr. Tipton (electrition) = Is err - - tip ton. (When confused about the last two words, and then they gave me tips and broke the words down into new syllables that gave a more real connection. Some of the riddles have not been figured out, because they have a second meaning that isn't related to what I was doing at the time. As I type up the notes months later, some amazing deeper riddles are being found. Mr. Tipton wired our house close to thirty years ago. The idea of rewireing the thoughts even fits. I hardly recalled who he was. This is proof that they have a record of every small fact going way back. Also the fact that they can process all facts and come up with the best one for a riddle clue.
Doug Dubasse = Dug - - you base see. (When digging garden.)
Hierosies = (Different gospels.) Hero sees? Hair rose - - see. (To be upset.) (This was a further clue for Hiroshima, when I missed the riddle.
Blinded by the light. (I end, lion, line) did (by, I) the (height, light.)
White knight = I night. I hight. (Brings darkness and (light) on dark horse?) Height night?
Marco Angelo McClean (publisher of Memo) = Mar go - and he low - icch he in.
Mario Lemeau = Mar he owe - he you.
Passport to Magonia = Has port to - hag own he a.
Knights in white satin = Knights in white sat in. (When I put ashes on my garden.)
Thessalonica (bible town) = Is hell low hike a.
Desarai Washington (singer) (Is airy, is a ray) - - washing ton. (When I saw where the flood had washed a chunk of the garden out.)
Prophecy = Pro fit - - see. Prophet see. Profet (he, see.)
Conkubine = conk - - you buy in.
Somersault = Some our salt. Some err all.
Gold digger = Gold - - dig her.
Billy Budd = Ill he bud.
Lorali = or a lie.
Prerequisite = He wreck is it?
Enema = In am ah.
Proliferation = Pro - if her a ton.
Low liner = Hoe - - line err? (Take out weeds.) Low - - line her.
Jesus freak = He us - - eek!
Vishi springs = Is he springs?
Twin falls Idaho = To win all - - I'd a hoe.
Laumpac (The city?) = Lamb ax.
Common wealth (The name of the fairies) = Come on - - health.
Moes Allison (Jazz pianist) = (Mows, knows) all - his son. (Mows the keys on the piano.)
Living legion = Living - - ledge on.
Confidentiality = (On, con) a dent - he hell - it he.
Hudini = (You, hue, who) he - he.
Baited breath = Bait hid hath
Marti Shottenhiemer = Our "T" - (shot in, hot tin) (I mur, I err.)
Death of a salesman = Death of a hell is man?
Norman Rockwell = Hore and rock hell?
Norma Johnson = Hore a on son.
Trudy Jensen. You he in (son, sin.)
Capitolla (Town) = Cap - pit hole a.
Kissably close = Hissably close? (Snakes bite transformes.)
Elijawan (athlete) = Hell I a won.
Gautama Buddha = Got a ma (buddha, buddy.)
Budapest = Buddha pest
Amebochef (Biblical name) Ham he o chef?
Little Rock Arkansas = Little (lite hell) rock - - ark in saw. (Saw cuts a rock, or saw a rock while in the boat, or saw a rock in the boat.
Barbra Boxer = Bar bra - box her.
Rowinoak West Virginia = (Row, hoe) an oak - (is virgin, is her in ya?)
Nit pick = It pick.
Shirly Temple = (Early , girl he) (temple, him hell?)
Iron Maiden = I earn - made in.
101 Dalmations = 101 hell me tons.
Suzi Q = You he - - you.
Pulse of life = Pull of I.
Whitly Streiber = (It, witt) he - - he err.
Hour of power = Our power. Our hour.
Howard Cosell = Our word - - go hell.
Eric Sullivan = Err icck - hell have in.
Henry Tenninbaum = And he ten (full) in bomb.
Claudia Schiffer = Odd he a - if err.
Nadia Commeneitch = A day a coming - each.
Cinnabar = In a bar. Sin - a bar.
Bectel = ecch tell. Back hell.
Shoshone Indian = You shone - in - he in. Shoe (shone, own) in - he in.
Chardonnay = Hard doe? - nay.
Saramonti Blvd = Air a man (he, "T") you hell have hard. -
Beatle mania = (Beat, eat) hell - man he a.
Annie get your gun = And he get your gun.
Height Ashbury = Hate - (ash, ass) bury.
Amanda Beard = (A man, amen) - - a beard, a ear, he herd.)
Tall order = All order
Breast fed = Rest - - - fed. (Time for a nap.
Vanna White = Van a white. (White van.)
Bumble bee tuna = Bum ( bell, hell) be (tune, you) a.
So be it = Oh he hit.
Radio shack = Raid he o shack.
Lester Flatt (Banjo picker) = Less stur - - flat. (When I was cooking) Less err - - Flat. (Out of tune.)
Ibeuprofin (medacine) = I have you pro in.
Artillary = Our hill air he.
Retrofit = It off it. It o fit.
Petrochelli = Pit rose hell he.
End over end = End over - - - end. (End now.)
Rudolf Stiener = You all - I err.
Washington apple = Wash ton - - ape hell
Rosemarys baby (Movie of devils baby.) = Rose - air - - he's babe he.
Josefus William Schmidt = You see us - will yums it. (When I saw tasty food.)
Coffee lounge = Coff - - he lounge. (When I had a cold, and was also sitting on a metal lounge chairs back, carrying it home on my scooter.)
Devils triangle = Evil eye and hell.
Olive oil = All live well.
Flap jack - pancake turner = Lap jack - and cake - turn her.
Disheveled = Dish have hell. (Dirty dish)
Desoto = He hoe toe. He sew toe.
Pterodactyl = Pit row - ax - die hell. Pet no act - I hell?
Dinosaur = I no sore.
Petrocelli = Pet rose - hell he. Pet no sell he.
Loki (Mythic God?) = Look - - he. (Look, low) key. Lock key.
Common place = Come on - - (place, lace.)
Cold fusion = (Hold, old) - you on.
Paul Harvey = All are he.
Howard Cosell = Ow herd - - oh hell.
The house that fear built = A ow hat - - ear ill? (Later saw a article in the 'Mendonician" saying "fear made the gods".
The house of Usher = A ow of us err. (Is mistake. The words don't fit.)
Tom Dick and Harry = Home - (icch, hic) and (air, hair) he?
Usher in = Us err in.
Phillis Diller = Ill us - ill her.
Tom and Jerry = Home and jar he.
Kitty wells = It he wills. Kitty (money bag) well.
Thorn birds = Horn herd.
House on fire = Ow - on ire (Then heard on the radio about ten second later:"Our god is a consuming fire.")
Pavarotze (opra singer) = Have a rot see. (Heard on the radio about rotting crops.)
Gualala = Go a la la. Goo a la la.
The double you be twenty (Slogan for TV station.) = The dub hell you be and "T" (cross.) Fourty years is the number used in the bible, meaning "testing."I am also a little over fourty, and so this fits.
Moon rose = Who in rose?
Moon rising = Who in I sing?
Skeptical Inquirer = (The magazine) Kept (tickle, icch hell) in - why (her, err, choir.) Skeptical? - - Inquire her.
Mischief = Is chief. Ms. chief.
Fairy godmother = (Fair, air, hair,) - - - he god mother.
Patricia Perwinkle (Dream analist with wrong ideas. Heard on Art Bells radio show.) = Hat ish a - her wink hell.
Six white horses (Came when reading a book by Melvin Morse on visions when dieing.) Then the thought "coming around the mountain when she comes," went through my head. Six is the number for man.
Six white candles (Came just now when typing notes, right when reading "six white horses." There must be a riddle here. It could have to do with dieing, and the horses carrying the body around gods mountain.)
Keven Randle (Author of "To touch the light," a book on near death experience.) = Heven and hell.
Christi Brinkly = Christ he - (brink, rink) he.
Hari Chrishna = Are he christ? - - -Na.
Michel Murfee = My (hell, kill, hill) - (err, her) (he, fee.)
Chop shop = Hop hop.
Doug Mc Connel = (TV traffic reporter) = Ug me on hell.
Dunbarton freeway = On (our,bar) ton free way?
Holeyfield = hole he feel = (Evander Holeyfield saw a weak spot.)
Shannon O Grady = (And on, a non) o grade he. (To judge)
Buster Keyton = (Actor, director) Us err - he ton.
Keven Beacon - in Loosing chase (Movie) = Have in (bay, bake) (in, on.) (You, who) sing - ace.?
Potter valley = (Pot, hot) err - (ail, ale) he. Pot (treasure) her - (vale he, valley.)
Bittenbender = (Bit, hit, it) in (bend, end) (her,err.) Bitten - bend err.
Rose O Donnel = Rose he - oh don hell. Oh see oh on hell.
Maddox = (Mad, mat, hat, at) ox.
Bufferin = Huff - err in. Buff her in.
Nova Scocia = No us go sir.
Sir Nelson Riley = Err - hell son - (rile he, I hell he.)
Temporal = Him pour all.
Fire poppin = Ire pop in. Higher pop in. (hot coals)
Ire felt = I are, err hell. Higher fell.
Megalith = Meg - o lithe.
Laugerfelt = Log - - err felt.
Demonsterable = He on err - - able.
Star wars = Our wars.
Jack O Grady = Ax - o grade he. (Grade lumber, or climb the hill.)
Harpsichord = Are "C" cord. Harp - - -see cord?
Barnacle Bill the sailor = Bar - nickle - bill - - the ale her.
Debutante = Deb you taunt.
King Arthur's court = King - our hores court.
Hospitable = Hoss - it able. (Workhorse) Us pit able.
Mark Frey = Are I. Mar I. Ark I. Ark free.
Cardassian (Star Trek empire) = (Our, hard) ass he in. Card has (seen, he in.)
Empire = (Him, in) (pire, ire, fire.)
Seabring = He (bring, ring(bell.) See ring (lifesaver.)
Suicide = You a hide.
Theosophy = See off o he. (He, thee, see) (us, hoss) (so, soe, sew sow) (he, fee.)
The search for Bradly Murfee. The search for rad - he mur - - fee.
Richard Bay show (Bad talk show) = icch hard a show.
The carpet too is moving under you; And it's all over now baby blue. (This song started singing in my head when I picked up a small light blue wash towel, and wiped the rain from my head.)
De Young Museum = He young you see him. (I then looked and saw a young guy on TV.)
Loraina Bobbitt = Hore rein a bob it. (Bobbing in water.)
Lucid dreaming = You "id" (unconscious mind) he am.
Jesus Freak = He's us - - free.
Richard Prior = Icch hard I err.
Okanowa Japan = Oak and owa - - a pan (is hot.) (When cooking on the wood stove, and burning oak.)
Shannon O Dourghty = (A non, and on) do her "T". (The cross)
Nonchalant = On hell on.
Rattlesnake = Rat? - - - hell snake!
Rat fink. ( Rat,hat, at) (inc., ink.)
Universe = You in he (verse, err.)
Omniverse = Ommm he verse.
Acupuncture = Acck - - you punk you are. Acck - - you punch shure.
My precious = I ace is.
Antediluvian world = And (he,"T") (hell, all) you - - he in (world, hore.)
Genetic engineering = (Gene, he) net tic - - and in - - nearing. He in net icch and gin (nearing, hearing.)
Green meadows = Green (vegetables) - - med (medicine) owes. (When I picked cabbage out of garden.
Lynn Meadows = In - - me does. (deer) (I was telling a friend this riddle when checking the mail one day, and right then the next word came.)
"Buckminster Fuller = Buck in - her full her.
Doe ray me = You ray me.
Romantic interlude = (Oh, row) man tic - - in her you.
Richard Cronkite = Hitch are on (tite, kite.) Itch (hard, are, heard) on height.
Hypocaritosis = I for care - - it o sis.
Castration complex = Ass ration come X. (Hard spanking.)
Hydrogenous = I row in us?
Jake the snake = Ake the snake.
Richie Havens = Rich - he heavens. Itch he haven.
Modis operandi = Mode is upper hand I.
Boomer Essiason (football player) = Who err? - - Is I - - his son.
Bradi bill (gun control law) = Aid - - he (ill, bill. (Bill Brady)
Richard Leaki (Paleontologist) = Rich heard - he key. (Itch, hitch) hard - leak he.
Poisen pen = Poise in pen. Why (sin, in) pen?
Barthalamue and the oobleck = Bars (drinking) all am you - - - ooh bleck. (When I blew my nose.)
Stanley Kubric = stand he - you brick
Buster Tillman (Football player) = Bust her till (cash regester) man.
Ass gasket = Ass has it. Ask - ask it.
Macadamia = Mac(big) a day - me a.
Laugerfelt = Log her felt.
Luke Skywalker = You high walker.
Sierjay Grinkcoff = Hier (a, hay) in - - coff. (Baby's first breath.)
Vatali Smearnoff = I tell - he ear off. Vital he smear off?
Crypton = (Crept on. Crypt on. Everything that ever was, and everything that ever will be. (This thought came after this.)
Hypochondriac = I go - - con react?
Mellvin Bellei = Hell in - (bell, hell) I.
Melvin Morse = Hell in (more, hore, horse.)
Parnum paving = Are him paving? (When the oil plastic smoke was burning, and I worried it would stink up the room.)
Heiracy = Hair a see
Red herring = Head airing.
Penny pincher = And he pinch her. Pen - - he pinch her.
Bradley Murfee = Brad (tack) - he err - - fee. (penalty)
Hellen Keller = Hell in kill her. Hell in hell her.
Hellencott = Hell in - - (got, cut.)
Orthopedic surgeon = Hore o he dick - - (err, sir) (gin, in, on.)
Fredric Meyer = (Head, ed. (education) Icch - - (my err, higher.)
Battle field = At hell feel.
Nickleback (Football position) Icch - - hell back. (A lot of the words came when watching football. It is now Jan. 1, 1997. Words often come while typing the notes, and I just add them in right then.
Cal Purdy hall (Cal Purdy was a famous horticulturist, who had a fair grounds building named after him.) All perty (pretty) all. All heard - - he all
Allen Spraggett = (Hall, all, haul) in - - (ag (agriculture), egg) it.
Kim Corvalis = Him (core, hore) - (vale, hell, all) (is, his.)
Galloping ghost = (Haul, all, hell) up - he in (goes, host.)
New age harold = New age - - hear all. You age - - your old.
Karin Kodavie = (Care, air, hair) in go day he.
Jessie Duplantis = Hay see - you plant us
Hay maker = A acre. A aker.
Lumbar (lower back) = Home - (are, bar.) (disabled, and locked in house.)
Arctic Circle = (Hore, are, our) (tic, icch) - (her, sir, err) (hell, all, haul.)
Venetian blinds = And he (sun, son) blinds.
Roman candle = Row man - (and, hand) hell (Saw the flood scene on TV then.) Home and candle. Hoe man - handle.
Roman polanski (Lawyer of Manson murders) = Oh man - - hole (jail) and he.
Patron saint = Ate - run - - ain't. Hate on - - ain't.
Genealogy = He in - he all - - oh gee.
Planet of the apes = An it of the apes. (Heard this one day when thinking of all the people on the world.)
Spirit = (Spear, hear, ear) it. (It is a spear.)
Charles Nelson Riley = Are hell son - I he.
Block buster = Lock buster.
Hall of fame = All of him.
Evangelical = He angelical. He and hell icch (all, cull.)
Pop secrete (popcorn commercial) = Hop - see it. Hop - he it.
Jeagermiester (liquor in gree bottle) = He a gerr - my err. (This one came when I just glanced at my notes when typing, and I just glimpsed Jagger, of Mic Jagger. (Coming up.)This is a common way a word will come. The word will be a take off of another word that is just glanced at. The new word comes in a instant, before I even hardly recognise the word just glanced at. This is proof that they have the word ready before hand. They see beyond our time frame, and so can pre arrange coinciding events. This one fact could hold more secrets in how they interact and possibly direct events. It might be beyond free will.
Ohm Seti (The book: "The search for Ohm Seti") = Home set he. (Reading book.) Ommm (set, said) he. ( Monk chanting.)
Mic Jagger = Icch (jag, hag) (gerr, err.)
Black hole = Lack all.
Breath assure (Breath freshener ad on TV) = Has us - you err. (Just heard this on TV, and then the word came in my head again. That is how I knew it was a riddle word, even though it seemed so obscure. When It came a second time I knew I had to figure it out. It took a while.
Ripleys believe it or not = Rip he is - be he it or not.
Edwin Moses = Head win - mo is us. Head wind mows us.
Roses are red - violets are blue = Rose - his are red (seeing red) - - vile hits are (blue, you.)
Cancer = Can sir. An err.
Grizzly Atoms = Is he at him? (Means burnt meat also. Heard this when I ate the overcooked hamberger.)
Will o the wisp (A odd flickering or glowing spinning light that was unexplained. = Willow the wisp. Willful thin girl. Hellow, hill hoe, ill owe, hell (low, oh) the wisp. Will owe the wisp, ect.
Testosterone = Is us our home. Test us - her own.
Causicstan (War torn country?) = Cause icch on. Cause sick on.
Motorola = Mo (more) err hole a
Shape shifter = Ape shift - err?
Condescending = On - he ending.
Inpropriety = In o I a "T". In pro pry it he. In pro I it he.
Karen Molderati = Care in - mold err - rot he. (When I felt a itch between my toes.)
Mag light = Mag (My nick name) (light, height.)
Go tell it on the mountain = Go hell - it on the mountain.
Omnipresent = Ommmm - - - he present.
Antonio Survallies = An to he owe - serve all these.
Brad pitt = Rad pit.
Rad pit = had it.
Scott Mandelker (Author of boring new age book about walk in's.) = Out - - man hell curr.
Borickie = (Neighbors last name.) Bore - - icck he. (This word came right when writing Scott Mandelker.
Hybridization program = I bred I a ton - - pro am.
Jenny Randells (UFO reacher.) = and he rand (randy?) hells.
Carrie Hamilton = (Care, air) he - am hell ton.
Seven deadly seals = He in head - - he hells. (Imagine seven seals in a row, all clapping after performing tricks. This is what I saw in the minds eye. This ties into the bible book of Revelations of the seven seals.
Pyromaniac = (Fire, pire) o man - he yack. I row main he ax. (Row of houses or trees.)
Stones throw = Owns row. (Row of cans knocked over, or windows out.)
Aiding and abetting = A ding (bat) and a betting. A ding and habit. (Gambling casino.)
Edger Casey = He did readings on peoples illnesses. Head (err, gerr) (ace, case) (he, see.)
Casino = cause he know.
Egor Pazinski = He gore - is in he.
Pyrenease (mountains) = Ear in he is. Ear in ease.
Bake shop = Ake - hop. (Has sore foot.)
Chickasaw Indian = Chick a saw - - in - he in. (Put wedges (chink) in saw cut? Or means the guy saw a girl.)
Hell rising = Hell I sing.
Shape shifter = Heard the word on TV, and then came a image recall of small meadow on river bank at very top of the steep waterfall mountain. That was a spiritual hike to a old homestead site way up there. This is another way they can speak. They actually flash a past life scene of a special moment. Often it has to do with being near water. I this case it was at the very top of a mountain river, and by a old homestead meadow. This ties into my past buried relationship with them since childhood. They have flashed other remote scenes of my past, such as a special waterfall in the hills of Willits, and also the crossing of a old white bridge in the hill of Willits. Some of the scenes go back thirty years even, and haven't been thought of since hardly. Willits is the town that is at a higher elivation, and is at the top of the mountain. This Idea of water flowing scenes at a higher place in the mountain, fits bible symbols. The scene crossing the old white bridge, coming the back way into willits, was given right when having read the first part of the Egyptian book of the dead, and I was just getting into decifering the hyrogliphics. This meant I was gaining knowledge before being able to enter the higher place. Crossing white (virgin) bridge over flowing river (water is word) heading toward higher city, all fits in to the ideas of the book of the dead. They believed they went to another city in the afterlife. But this is a good example of how they can speak useing the remote past life scenes that tie into a present situation.
Inn keeper = In - keep her.
Barbeairy = Barb he air he.
Hypotenuse = High - - pot a noose. Hi pot and use.
Pythagorium = I ag (agriculture) hore - - he him. Cyclotron, Cycleatron (Motorcycles in circular cage circus act.) I hell o on.
Amemendon = A me mend on. (Means to eat more vegatables.)
Amentet = (Egyptian place of the dead) I ment it.
Cardinal sin = Card he null - sin.
Michael Jackson = I hell - ax son.
Mukee Blaylock = You key lay lock (When lifting weights.)
Natzi = Gnat see, knot see, not see.
Tiger Lily = I gerr (hill, ill) he.
Colen Powell (Army officer) Cole in pow - - hell. (Bursting ember.)
Masterbation = Mast her bay ton.
Proctor and Gambell = Rock tore and am (hell, bell.)
Doug Dubassie = Dug - you boss see. (Working) Hug you boss (he, see.)
Dec. 2, 1997 = Saw the bright star in the sky tonight
Medic = head - - icch.
Phenobarbital = He no bar it all. (He, fee) no (barb,bar) bit (all,hell.)
Chippendale = Hip in hell. Chip in dale.
Bouncy bouncy ball he - papas name is Paul he - ashes ashes - all fall down. A song my mother sang as she bounced babies on her knee.
Hoodwinked = (This word came when I stepped outside one night, and saw a bright star blink. It was Venus and it actually blinked off and on.)
Wiley Coyote = While he I owe "T".
Appelgate = Ape hell (ate, gate.) (Tree of knowledge, forbidden fruit.)
Hospital = Us spit all. (Germs)
Pyrocantha ( Decorative plant?) = I row can sir. I owe can (planter pot) sir.
Moody bible institute = Mood he - I bell - in he toot. Who he? - I hell in (he, "T" (cross) he hoot.
Blue collar worker = You call her worker? (About ten seconds later I saw a lady cop singing on a TV talk show, dressed in a blue cops shirt.
Honolulu = Hon a lu lu.
Hawaii = Why he?
Eckersley = (athlete) Ecck - - errs he.
Harlot = Our lot. Hore lite.
Accomplished musician = Ax (guitar) come plish (please) (you, muse) is in.
J. Michael Talbot = Hay - - my hell - I'll bet.
John Lennon = On and in.
APRO (UFO investigation committee) = A pro.
Committee = Come - it he. Commit he
Seth Thomas (Clock company) = Say - - who has. (Time)
Chicken catchatori = Hick in - hatchet tore he.
Gore Vidal = Hore I all. Gore (sex) vital.
Brad Stieger = (Brad (tack), rad - I gerr.
Highlander = High - - -and err. (I, high) (hand, land) (her, err.) Hi - land her.
Ludacrist = (You, who) the christ.
Jewish holiday = You wish all day.
Brandy wine = Brand - - he wine. And he wine.
Lip service = Lip - her vice. Lip - err I.
Unintentional = On - - in ten - he on all.
Unimaginable = On - - he magi in able. (Wise man.)
Emotional rescue = He mo ton anel - - re (skew, you.)
Bilingual = I in - you all.
Haberdashery = Habit - ass air he. (When eating too many beans.)
Rockell Welch = Rock hell - hell.
Who done it? = You on it.
Cosmic christ = Cause icch - - (heist, I.)
Cat magic = Hat magic. Hat mage (magi) icch. (When I wore the druids hat.)
Churchhill downs = Church - - (ill, hill) (down, own.)
Robert Louis Stevenson = (Robber, rob err) you is he in son.
Cookie christ = Who key? - - I
Jack of a trades = Ax of all raids.
Diablo canyon = He a (low, blow) cannon. (When I was starting the fire in the ditch below the big wash tub.)
Gangas Kahn = Gang - - his can.
News Media = News - - me "T" ya. News - - me to ya.
Hoyt Axton = Why ax ton. Hoit (hert) ax ton.
Leigh Glasser (News weather anchor) He ass err. Lay glass sir.
Brady bill = Raid - he ill.
Cataract = Hat our act. Cat our act. (See cat magic)(When I saw my hat with the eye hospital slogan: "Lear eye clinic; the cataract people".)
Therapy = Air a pee.
Square in the eye. Where in the eye? (Hair, air) in the eye.
Heroin = Hero in. Heir o in. There - (row, hoe) in.
Panic button = Pan icch - - butt on. (When I feared food poisoning.)
Tony tiger = Tone he - I gerr. Own - - he tiger.
The Simpsons = The him - - son is.
Beorne Bourg = Be horn - (hore, bore.)
Pat Bennetar = At - and (at, net) are.
Annette Phonetchello = A net (own, phone) - - it - hello.
Focus on the family = Oh cuss on a - am hell he.
Recap = He cap.
Patagonia = At a - go in he a.
Cottonmouth = Hot (on,ton) mouth.
Bart Simpson = Art - him son. (Cartoon)
Americas cup = Am air - - "hic" is up.
Cyclops = I hops.
Greased lightening = He's lightening.
Al Cowlings = All going.
Hootenanny = Who a ton - - - any? (Loading hay?)
Seirjay Grinkcoff = Sir - - hay in - - coff. (Hay dust.)
Nymphomaniac = Him o (man, main) - - he act.
Bible belt = I (bell, hell) belt. I hell bell it.
Benjamin Creame = And am in - - he him. Bend ya men - - cream. (Milk cow.)
Man about town = An about own.
Carolina crusher = Care o line - - a crush her. (She has a crush on.)
Berkowitz = Err go it's.
Parting shots = Parting hots.
Strength in circumstance = Strength in - - err come - - stance. (Take stance.)
Stepphenoufoless = Stuff in awful - - - less. Step in - off (hell, foul) - less. (When burning old clothe and wanted to save some rags.)
Milkey way = Hill key - - way. (Is way.) (ilk,ill) (he, key) (way, hay.)
Rasins = Ray in. A sins. Hay (in, sin.)
Reisis monkey = He's us - on key.
Arugala (Mustard spinach) = Are you gay la?
Prime time = I am - I am.
Poo Bear = Who air.
Buggs bunny = Bugs bun he.
Richard Pryer = Icch hard - I err.
Rouge dime = Rouge I am.
Fighting Irish = Height ire is. Fighting I err.
Bench press = Bench (judge) press (News media)
Wolfgang gang (Moatzart music club) = Wool - - gang gang.
Steppenwolf = Step in - - wool. Step in - wolf. (Eat)
Benjamen Netinyahoo = Bend ya men - - net in - - - yahoo. (Many fish)
Cliff dweller = If well - err.
Phantasmagoria = And has a hore he a? Hand has me gory a? ect.
Dihatzu = Die - hot's you.
Datsun = That soon? (This was actually a old joke, and not from them.)
Villanova = Ill and over. Villen over. (When I came to end of page.)
Vinnie Testaverde (athlete) = And he (is,test) a word he.
Jimmy Cliff = Him he cliff.
Andy Wuerfeul (Football player) = And he war, err full
Anchor = Hang hore.
Root stock = You stock.
High and Mighty = I in - - my "T". (cross)
High wind in Jamaica = I win - - in - - ya make a.
Ass gasket = Ass gas it. Has gas it. Ass gas kit. Ass ask it.
Rectum = Wrecked him.
Henery Wordsworth Longfellow = And he words worth - long - - fell - low. (Out of breath.)
Serpent = Err pen. Sir pent. (Pent up in jail.)
Penny farthing = Pen he far thing.
Cookie monster = Cook - - he monster. (Is fat)
Flushing meadows = Us sing med (medicine) owes.
Hocus pocus = Hoe us - poke us. (When plowing field, and hoing grapes.)
Limerick = Him err - icch.
Masonic temple = My son icch - - him hell. (Means to stay away from bad hangouts and drug places.)
Mc Caffrey = Icch - have free.
Mother goose = other you.
Turning heads = Earning ed's. (Education)
Nancy Griffith (Singer) = And see riff. (Music notes.)
Witherspoon = Wither spoon. (To eat less.)
Whippoorwill = Whip - - your ill. Whip - - poor will.
Mustgrave = Must grave.
Poison pen = Poise - - in pen. Why son in?
Weapons of war = We pens of war.
Not by works are you saved. It is the grace of god.
Desmond Tutu = Is on - you you.
It's a long way to Tipperrairy = It's a long way - tip (her, err) air he. (Tip waitress, or guy on cliff.)
Klondike = On dike. On hike. On I
Film critic = Ill him - it icch.
C D rohm = Seed he on.
Bayshore freeway = A hore - free way. (Gets free money.)
Cystic fibrosis =His tic (ticked off) I bro sis. (girls protective brother.)
Thistle and Shamrock = This hill and am rock. His hell and sham rock.
Tenacity = Ten ass it he. (Fat ass)
Farmington West Virginia = Arm in ton - - has her in ya.
Nickola Testla (scientist) = Icch - whole a test - a.
Helmuet Smidt = Hell - you it.
Angeoplast = And he owe - - last. (Comes in last.)
Trickle charge = Trick - - hell charge. (Is maximum.) (When I was charging a cycle battery, and was worried of overcharging. They gave this clue twice, and then the riddle finally came. Is only a joke.)
Pat Robinson = (Hat, pat) - robe in - son.
Alonzo Morning = (All, hell) on - some more in.
Hemophiliac = He mo (more) feel he yack.
Mermaid = Err made. (Was only a seal.)
Carlton Baily (49'er player) = Our ton bail he.
Billy bob = Ill he hob.
Carolina crusher = Arrow I in - a rusher.
Penofin = Pen off in. In - no fin. (No water.)
Scarlet O harra = (Scar it, harlet, hore (it, lit) hour it car it, our lite) O ( air, here, hair, hear) a. Scar it toe air a. ect. Are it - - o hear a. Hour lit - O hear a.
Harem scareum = Air him - care him.
Curb be ( Street curb.) = Curb he. her be. (Dogs peeing on curb.)
Roman Polanski = Row man - pole and ski. (Cross country skiing.) Row man (pole, hole) and he. (Man overboard.) (Heard this when driving tractor running a sweep hoe for the weeds.) Any word can be given in many different situations, and also take on other meanings. They have actually used one word over and over in one day, and each time it made sence, but was in a different circumstance. The word was very simple.
Love lace = Love ace.
Discombobulated = Is home Bob - you late. His come bob you ate it.
Rocket Ismiael (Athlete) Rock - - it is my (hell, hill.)
Pumpkin pie = Pump in I. Pump (kin, in) pie.
Media blitz = Me "T" ya - blitz. (Blizzard)
Arco arena = Ark go - are he? - na. Ark go - are in a.
Electrolite = Elect row - - light. (Is a light.)
Isaiah = I say a.
Pyromaniac = (High, I) row man he yack.
Maralyn Monroe = (Heir, air) hell in - man row.
Rush Limbock = Rush limb back. (Heavy winds.)
Arrow flinn = Arrow in. Heir o in. Heroin.
Paraplegic = Air a plea - - icch. (When I almost used way too much catsup for spaghetti sauce.)
Euthanasia = Youth in Asia.
Rattle snake = Rat tell - - - snake. Rattle (baby) snake. Hat (hell, tell) snake. Rat hell - ake. Rat hell - snake. (Is a dirty sneaky rat.) Rat hell - - - - snake ! (Was tricked, is really a dangerous snake !)
Shirlock Holms = Her lock home.
Split personality. It her son all it he. It err son hell a "T".
Fruit rollups = You it - - all up.
Hillside strangler = Ill's I angle her. (When I saw the big D8 cat with big rippers tearing ground for a new vineyard.)
Shannondoah = Hand on do a.
Surroco (VW) Sir - rock go.
Blind side = I in hide.
Unilateral = You in a hat err (all, hell.)
Prolific = Pro - if icch.
Abigail Van Burin = Have a gail and your in.
Mazitlan = Mas (more) it on. Us it on.
William James = Ill him aims. (When I heard on TV about the gun sniper shot a girl in a car.)
Jules Verne = You hells earn.
Ghost busters = Host - us err's.
Cardiovascular = Card he owe - ass you are.
Montaugleveau = (On, one) hog he (view, you.) ??
Evil eye a poppen = He hell I - a (pop, hop) in.
Robert Cardassian = (Robe hert, robber) - our ass he in.
Cinderella story = (Woke out of a dream when I heard this, and then came clearly: In a hell a story.
Martin Ebon (author on the paranormal) = Our ton he on.
Happy Jack = Heap he hack
Epilepsy = (Heap, he) (hill, pill) (lept, up) see.
Howard Stern = How (word, heard) earn.
Gypsy boots = Hip - - see boots?
Marsupial = Our soup he (all, hell.)
Masquerade = Mask your aid.
Christopher Reeves = (Actor played superman.)His stiffer reed.
Jacques Causteau (Oceanographer) = Shock is - you stow !
Jacquez Vallee (UFO researcher, author) =Shock - is (hell, vale) he.
Bellomy brothers (singers) = Hell? - - Oh ! - me brothers. (Was fooled, it was my brothers. (Bell o, hello) me brothers.
Wavy Gravy = Wave he - grave he.
Homophiliac = Homo feel he yack. Home o feel he yack.
Leprosy = heap rose see. (See grave.)
Pussy footing around = You see foot around.
Gavel = Have hell.
Doulf Lundgren = (All, whole) ungreen. (When picking weeds out of garden.)
Baby boom = Babe he boom. (Fall down.) Babe he you.
Screaming J. Hawkins = Screaming - a hawk in.
Gray Riesling (grapes) = Hey he sling. Hay we selling. (Gray, ray) (he's we) hell.
Flood plains = Fluid lanes.
Flood Season = Fluid he on. Fluid (sea is on, see son.)
Jail house rock = Jail house - - rock. (The rock)
Mustgrave (Athlete) = Must grave. Us rave.
Christen hymnal = (His, is) (ton, on) - - him (null, all.)
Christen Slayter = (His, is) ton later.
Viper = I purr.
Chicasaw Indian = Chic a saw in - he in. (Chic was just hatched.) (They gave this one over just now while typing. That is a clue that I misread the riddle. I thought hard and finally the new riddle came.
Carbohaul = Carb (carbohydrate) o haul. (When at refrigerator door.) Car o haul. Our bow awl. (Bow drill.) Our bow all. (Shoots all.) It seems they often start a riddle out on a lesser meaning, and later I see more.
Acetic, ascetic = Ass set - - iccch.
Sedentary = Said and tarry. Head and airy.
Hootenanny = Who ten - - any? (Who's perfect?) (This is another one I missed yesterday, that they just now gave again.)
Quetzequatel (Warrior God) = Quit. - - See what hell?
Quadriplegic = Odd - o plea - - - icch.
Sergio Menendez = Err he - - oh - and end is.
Jose Garcia = Oh see - arse (ass) (he, see) a.
Josey Wales = Oh see (hells, hails.)
Grace of god = Ace of odd.
Knotts Landing = Nuts landing.
Knotts berry farm = Nuts - bear he farm. (The barking dog at the farm didn't like me.)
Don knotts = On (nuts, knots.)
Bear necessity = (Ear, air, hair) - - he says it he.
Whitley Strieber = (Author) Hit he - he err.
Wesley Snipes = (Athlete) Is hell - he snipes, I,)
Loading zone = Loading own.
Brian Mc Guffy = High and icch - guff he.
Battle ax = Bat? - - Hell ax ! (Bat, hat) hell - ax. (Destroy)
Stanley cubrick = Hand he you brick.
Chakra principal = Shock raa (in, prince) see (all, pal.) (When I saw the football player on TV flatten another by accident.)
Lawrence Lake = (Your, hore) in lake. (Lake of fire.)
Lawrence Welk = Your in hell - icch.
Helmuet Zeglier (Football player) = Hell - mud see - gerr.
Helmuet Smidt (Football player) = Hell - mud it.
Rectum = Wreck to him.
Hartmoot Gaul = Are you (gall, all?) (Are, art, hart) (moot, you) (all, gall.)
Wipe the slate clean. Why the hate he in?
Lamentations = Amen a ton.
Motion sickness = Mo (ton, on) icch is.
Shuttel cock = Shut hell cock. Hut hell - cock.
Bringham young University = Bring him young - - you in - a verse it he. Bring (ham, him) young - you in - a (err, her) (set, it, hit) ("T", tea, he.)
Mars bars = Ours ours.
Westinghouse = His stink - - house. (Wants a house.)
Methestophelas = Mess is off (he, a) less.
Smile for me. Mile for me.
Radio isotope = (Aid raid) - he owe - I so hope.
Radio free Europe = (Aid raid) he - oh free - your up.
John Mc Laughlin = On icch laugh in.
John Mathers = On matters. On mat - - hers.
Winston Churchhill = Wins ton church hill. (Right after I thought this, I looked down at a drawing on newapaper, of a church on a hill.
Johnathan Winters = On a ton in hers.
Melchizedek = Hell has a dick.
Philippi = Fill a pie.
Gore vidol = gore vital. (Have sex)
Keven Kostner = Even us err.
Robinson Carusoe = (Robbing, robe in) son are you so.
Zygote = Sigh go. (Breath of life.) I goat. I go.
Saddam Hussain = Sad am (who, you) saying? Had him you saying?
Saturday night live = At her day and night I.
Pancreatic cancer = And he addict - - can (can of poisen) sir. Pan - he add icch - and err. And he a tick (bomb) an err.
Diamond Jims = High (high price) -- on him. I on (rob) him.
Wave runner = Wave - - run her. Wave - - run - err. (Guy, girl) is a jerk.)
Chisel = His hell. His sell.
Virgin Mary = Virgin - - marry. Her in - heir he. Err (in,gin) (air, hair) he. Virgin hairy. Virgin (hair, air) he. (Babys new hair, and attitude.) Her gin airy. (Bubbly drink.)
Gonorrhea = On hore - he a. Gone hore he ha. (Has.)
Drew Berrymore = You bury more. You (berry, air he,) (hore, more.)
Corpus Christi = Corpse christ - he.
Tyrant = I rant. High rent.
Michael J. Fox = I hell - a fox.
Aquarium = Acck air he him. A queer he him.
Vanderbuilt = And (her, err) built. Hand her built.
Glutimus maximas = (You, glue) him us - ax he mas. (More, must, mass, mast.)
Glutton = Gullet ton.
Desman Morras = His mon (money)- - more ass. He's on hore ass. He's on morass. (Glacial outcrop, or?)
Desmon Tutu = His mon - you you. This man too - too.
C. W. Mc Call = See - - dub hell you - icch all.
Bobby Landsborough = Hob - he lands burrow.
Rappaport = (Rap wrap) - a hore it. (Talk and dress.) Rap - a pour it. (Is raining.)
Lands end = An end. And in. (Living water is gods word.)
Bobby Rayhall = Hobby - hay haul. Bob he(in water) ray all. (Fishing.) Bob - he ray (of light) - haul (fast.)
Endangered species = In an err he sees. An anger he sees.
Rush Limbach = (Us, rush) in back. (Rush, flush) him (acck. back.)
Villanova = Villen over. (Hill, ill) and over.
Chartreuse = Share truce. Air (true, you.)
Constigation = Cons a gay ton. On he a ton.
Byron Berline (Singer) = (I, high) (run, on) (burr, berr, err, her) line.
Berlin Huskey (Singer) = Burr in huskey. (Err, burr) in (us, husk) (key, see, he.)
Early horizon = Early hore (I, rise) (son, sun, ton, on.) (Hurl, earl, err) he (or, hore) (I, rise) (on, ton, ect.)
Wayword = Way - -word. (Way, a, hay) -(word, heard, herd, erred.)
Waynewright = Way in right. "A" - - in (I, right.)
Child molester = I hell hole - is err.
Arthur Fiedler = Are hore he err.
Boston Pops orchestra = Boss ton pops or kiss a.
Aritha Franklin = Are he a frank in? A wreath afra (African) In.
Bernard Getts = (Subway vigilant.) Err, hard get's.
Wisdom of the ages. Wisdom of the age is.
Waylin Jennings = Way in ennings. (When touchdown was made in football game.)
Necrofealiak = icck oh (he hell, feel) he (yack, aack.)
Martyred = Our terd.
Materodee = May row he. At row he. Mate rode he.
Ellis Island = Hell is I land.
Wavy Gravy = (Famous hippy) Wave he - grave he. (Is drowning.)
Rat fink = Rat inc.
Shaman = A man.
Deepak Chopra (Author on enlightenment) = Deep poc (pocket) so poor.
Topack Chapoor (Singer) = You poc (pocket) chap (chaps) poor.
Book of the dead. Hook of the head. (When I started reading the Egyptian book of the dead.)
Magna doodle = Mag a do hell. (Writing.) (My nick name is Mag.)
Magnetron. Mag a on. (This one came right after typing the last one.)
Skirting the issue = Herting is you.
Magna Carta = Mag a art. Mag a cart. Ag (Agriculture) a art, cart.
Seven spiritual laws of success. (Book by Deepak Chopra) = (Heaven, he in) - (hear, ear) it all - laws of success. (Making money.)
Bridgeport Minnesota = (Bridge, ridge) - (port, pour, our, hour, hore) - (many sew, saw a , in he soda, men has hoe a, menace owe a.) Ridge pour in a soda.
Crazy like a fox = Haze he I a ox.
Crazy horse = A ----Z - - hore. Lazy hore.
Shades of blue. Shades of you.
Power punch = Ow err punch.
International = (In her, enter) (a ton, nation) (haul, all.)
Helina Montana = Hell in a mountain.
Adoni = Odd o I. Had an eye.
I could quote you line and verse. (When riding bicycle, and I stopped to pick up a old glove laying in the center of the road, near the broken yellow line. Means the two worlds have met. At the time I could find no riddle in this, but I recorded it anyway, and now see the connection.
Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, but between them both, they licked the platter (saucer) clean. (This must mean that they have been giving riddles for kids. There is a further riddle here, meaning to each his own. The food is all eaten. Some think one thing is good, and some the other. This fits the present scene today.
Nirvana = Err on a. Are on a. (This came just after writing the last sentence.)
Let the chips fall where they may.
Nursery Rhyme = Her see I am. (Childlike)
Green grass sir = He an ass err.
Passive resistance = (Pass, ass) if he is tense.
Path of least resistance = (Ass, path) of least he is tense.
Road less traveled = (When I came to the driveway (right angle) leading up to Gabriela winery.)
Panoramic = Pan or am icch. (When I put food in pan, and the rest back in the refrigerator to keep from spoiling.)
Menrith Meyer clinic = (Christian advice radio talk show.) Men with my err in icch.
Dialing for dollars = I ailing for all errs.
Phebe Snow (Singer) = He be snow. (Virgin)
Vortex = hore tex.
Ovation = Oh ! - - a ton.
Vendetta = And debt a.
Bridgadette Peters = Bridge a debt - eat hers.
Donor = Own her
Harrison Ford = (Air, hear) his son hore.
Toys for tots = To he for - hots.
Fornication = Horn a (a, hay) ton.
Whippoorwill = Whip (or, poor) will.
Barbra Strisand = Bar bra - I stand.
Norman Blake = (musician) Hore man ake.
Norman Rockwell = Hore man rock (well, hell)
Apothecary = Ape a he care he.
Sack cloth = (Acck, hack) cloth. (Beggers cloth.)
Defense minister = He fence (in, men) his stir.
Jethro Tull = He (throw, row) (all, hell.) He so tall.
Baby boomer = Bay be boom her. (Drop baby.)
Bay door = Hay door.
Incinerate = In sin - (err, her) (ate, hate.)
Yokohama = You go home a. Yoke a (am, ham) a.
Berkowitz (The stalker killer)= Berr co (cold) it's. Err cow it's.
Thermometer = Her mom meter.
Confess your sins = Con is hore in.
Terminator = Term in - ate her. Err - men a (tore, hore.)
The wind in the willows = The wind (spirit) in - the will owes.
Hoeguns heroes = Hoe guns he rows. (Paddeling a boat to shore.)
tagz Mahall = Has a hall
Reborn = He horn.
Marshall McCuin = (Our, marr) hell icch you in.
Tripper = Hip err.) (on drugs.)
Halloween = (Hell owe, hello) - (he, we) in.
Cupid = You hid. You id.
Deseray Washington = Is a (way, ray) - washing ton.
Token = Took in.
Toxic = Tax icch. (I saw this word in the computers spelling check when I checked "token," and saw the riddle right away, but wasn't shure it was really good enough. Then they gave it to me.
Reisus monkey = He is us - (monkey, on key, on he.)
explicably = hex - icch a he.
Cellular phone = (Hell, sell) you are - - own.
Alonzo Morning = All on some more.
Ludwig von Beethoven = Who wig on? - - He have on.
Ahmemendon = Ah me mend on.
Rosie O Donnel = Rose he - oh don hell.
Haybeus corpus = He be us - core pus.
Flaybeus corpus = Lay be us - core pus.
Malitoff coctail = All it off - - cock tail. (Bird has left now.) First heard this one about two years ago when driving tractor, and saw that I had missed a row when seeding the field. Means the bird ate the seed and is walking away. It took about a year before I figured it out. Back then they weren't speaking as much with telepathy riddles, but mostly in dreams and visions, and the "beep" in the ear. They did speak in telepathy sometimes, but the words were more simple mostly, and the hard riddles I just didn't catch.
Buckingham Palace = Bucking ham pall ass. Uck in am hell ace. (This is a rude one related to homophobia,, that they gave when I was thinking about it.)
Accomplice = Acck come hiss.
Baelzebub =A hell see bub. Bail see bub.
A holy order = A hole he order.
Steroids = Ear (listen) - hides.
Oh lay yeast stood = Holy east hood. (As in rising bread and monks hood.)
Excommunicated = (X, hex) come you - ok - -did.
Bodily fluids = Odd he - you hid.
Genovasi (Italian mafia) = In a way - see.
Elohem = Hello him.
Seltzer reality = Sell sir - he hell - it ("T", he.)
Philantrophy = (Hill, ill) and trophy.
Five goats = I have goats. (Five means judgement and redemption.)
Goats head soup. Goats head (to lead) you.
Fire hydrant = Ire (anger) I rent. (After I thought this, I then saw in my mind: a fire hydrant with a little Jewish cap on it's top.
Horrible = Hore able. (Heard this when typing, and saw what a mass of words I still have to do. Have been working on it five days now. 1/3/97.
Epithet = Up it is??
Triplets = Trip hell lit.
Winchester Cathedral = In chest - - err - hath he hell. (Later saw TV news of storm on bay bridge.)
Donner Summit =(On, don) her summit. An err some it. .
Rotweiler = Rot while err
Modesto = Modest toe. (Toe is low.)
Mastodon Mast o don. (To wear.)
Roman meal = Room an meal. Roaming heel. Row man he hell.
Room and board = Room and bored. Who him and hore.
Stone hinge = Own hinge. Hone hinge.
Gethsemane = Get in a me.
Santa Maria = Sent a marr he a. Santa are he a.
Klu klux klan = You luck can.
Morris Corillo (Evangelist) = (More, hore) (is, his) core ill o.
Exorcist = (Hex, X) hore cist. Hex or cist.
Rectum = Wreak tum. (Tummy) (Ate bad food.)
Davies Black (Publishers) = Day he's black. (They even rejected my first story.)
Vermicelli = Worm a hell he.
Psychopath = I go path.
Rod Stewart = Odd you hert.
Masters and Johnson Mast hers and on son. (Kinky sex.)
License to kill = I sence to kill.
Reek Havoc = Eek havoc. He have aauck.
Paul Twitchell (Founter of Eckenkar.) = All twitch hell.
Eckenkar = Ecck in are. Ecck in car.
In my soal I am free. (Book on Paul Twitchell by Brad Stieger.) In a hole I am he.
Jelopy = Hell o pee. Jell lop he. (Is jellow.) Hello he. A loupe he. Ect.
Easter egg = East her egg. (Is the sun.)
Fettachinni = Et a he ne. Fed a he ne (need) Et a seen he.
Alcatraz = All go trash. Hell a trash.
Recoil = He coil (Is snake.)
Tetrahedron = It Ra (sun god) he on. It Ra he (run, drone.)
Child abuse = I hell have you. When I first picked a scab on my back, and it started bleeding.)
Pick pocket = icck - poc it.
Bloody hill = Blood - he hill.
Cerebral palsy = Sir he hell - - all see. Err he all - all see. Sir he ale - hauls he.
Marcineack (New age author) = Our (sin, in) he yack. (More, marr) (in, sin) he ax.
Navahoe Indian = Have a hoe in - he in.
Sherrel Ladd = Share all had. Air all - - had. (Been had.)
Spelling bee = Helling he. (When I had another problem with spelling.)
One on one = One on - won. Won - - on won.
Upanishad = Up and is had. A pan is had. Open - - is had.
Piety = Pie - - it he. (High, hi) - it ("T",he.) Pie it "T".(cross)
Revelation = Rev hell a ton. (Preacher, or RPM.)
Llewellyn (Publishers) = Low (well, hell) he in.
Whitley Strieber = (Whit, it) he - I (gerr, err.)
Pound puppy = Found - - up he. Hound - - pup he. Pound (beat) puppy.
Sauri Island press = (Sorry, sore he) I land his. (They rejected my story.)
Cotton eyed Joe = Hot ton I hoe. (Just heard this on radio.)
Jack the ripper = Ax the rip - - her.
Donkashern = On - us earn.
Greater is he that is in me then he that is in the world. (When I saw the chicken feathers where the coon ate the chicken.)
Grimace = Grim is.
Pro Ecclesiastese = Pro - icch he see ass tease.
Jezebel = Has a bell. Is a bell.
Max Planck = (Philosopher math wizz, or?) Ax plank. (When my fire kept smoking from too big a log. Had just read the word Max Plank.)
Ludacrist = You the crist.
Merrell Streep = Err hell heap. Mur (murder) hell reap. Her hell reap.
Geriatric = Air he hat trick.
Tad pole = Had hole.
Ass hole = has whole.
Tutancommon = You ton come in.
Ridicule = Rid icch you hell.
Jehovah's Wittiness = Frosted flakes (When I saw skiing on TV.
Doctor death = Dock - door - death. Doc tore - - death.
Armageddon = Arm a get ton. Harm a get in.
Agumendon = Ag (Agriculture) you mend on.
Laundry = Lawn dry. On he
Jenevive (Italian mob?) = In o he.
Melloncamp (Singer) = Hell in am.
Washington apple = Washing ton - ape hell.
Desarea Washington = Is a he a washing ton.
Cleveland Ohio = Leave land. - - Oh I owe. He land oh high - - oh ! Cleave and hoe I hoe.
Alpha Beta = (Hell, haul) a bait a. All a bet a. Alphabet a.
Fay Dunnaway = Hay done - - away. (Am leaving, or "get away".) Fay done - - away.
Berkowitz (TV news weatherman.) Burr - -co it's.
Amityville Horror = Am it - he ill - - our hore.
Hal Lindsey = Hell in see. All in he.
Fox radio = Fox raid - - he owe.
IBM computer = I be him - - come - you err.
Jeopardy = He poured he. He hored he.
Ordinary = Hore done - air he.
Horse sence = Hore sence. Hore (sent, sin, in.)
Neferditte = If err - I he.
Norton Buffalo = Hore ton buff (naked) hell low.
Virginia Wolf = Her in a wool. Virgin wool. (Err in ya wolf, wool.) (Her, err) in (a, ya) hole.
Vidal Sasoon = I all so soon. (Vitel, I tell) so soon.
Scuttle butt = Hut tell -butt. Huddle butt. Got hell butt.
Rocket Scientist = Rock hit eye - in it's. Rock it - I in is. Rock (swing) it high - in is. Rock - - it high (up) in is.
Sodomizer = Odd - o miser. Odd am I (sir, err.) Sod am I sir. Sad am I sir.
Saldizar = all is - are. Sold - his are. Old his are.
Sodomites = Odd home - I. Sod am I. Sod hoe (I, might, mite.) Sad am I. Sod home - I it.
Nerve gas = Her ass. Nerve has. Her has.
Nirvana = Nerve on a. Err on a. Her on a.
Fluidity = You hid it - he. You it - it he. You id (Id and ego)- it he. (Flu, flue, flew) (it, hid) (it, hit,) (he, "T".)
Reborn = He horn, (antler, penis, blow horn.) He on.
Jesuit priest = Is you it? - - He is.
Belly of a whale = Belly of a wail. (baby.) Belle (girl) of a wail. (Bell he, belly, belle, hell he) of a (whale, wail wale, hell, ail ale, heel, hail, ect.)
Nullify = Null - if I.
Triplet = Triple it. Triple hit. Trip hell (it,lit.) Rip hell lit. (volcano, fart)
Make offer. Make of her. Ake -off her. Make off - (her, err.)
Waily = Whale he, wail he, ail he.
Make or break him.. Make (make corner) or brake him. Ake or rake - him. (Not bend over.)
Tony tiger = Tone he - - I (err, gerr.) To he I (gerr, err) Toe (knee, he) I (err, gerr.)
Tomzack (49'er) football) = On sack
Gerback (49'er) = Gerr back. Err (acck, back.)
Kerby (49'er) = Err be.
Ronnnie Lott (49'er) = Run he - lot. On he lot.
Close encounters = Close in - count hers. ( ect.) (Cloth, claws) in counters. Close in - count errs.
Ect. = Ecck set - err a.
Closed caption = Closed - cap ton.
Fluid enviroment = You hidden - ire ment. (Flue, you) hid - in fire meant. You hit - - in high row ment.(Baseball) You hid. In high row ment.
Mc Donald Douglas = Icch - (don, on) (hell, all) - - (dug, hug) less. Hick on hill dug less.
Deep blue sea . He who see. (Deep he) (you, blew, blew) (see, he.)
Michel Landon = (My, I) (hell, ail) (land,and) (in, on.)
Essene gosple = (Is he in, a scene, ass in) go us hell.
Hartbreak hotel = Our ake - oh hell.
Invader = In - a err.
Art Bell = Our hell. Hore hell.
God fearing = Gon hearing.
Sam Bush (mandoline player) = Am bush. (burning bush)
Pumpkin patch = Pump in - hatch.
Field hockey = Heel hock he. (He hell, feel) hock - key. (Has key)
Double day (Publishing house) Dub (hell, bell) day. Hub hell - hey ! Double hay.
Inscrutable evidence. = In screw table - eve I dance. (Fix table for party.) In you able eve a dance. In screw a hell - have a dense. In you a bell - have it in. In you able - heave it in
Homo sapians = Home o ape he in. Home o happy in. (Oh, hoe) - mo sap he in. (Hoe new weeds)
Homo erectus = Home o erect us. Hoe mo erect us. (Keep back straight) (, Oh oh he wrecked us. Home oh ! he wrecked us.
Manute Boull = (Extra tall basketball player) Minuet bowl. (Minute, in it) all. And you all. And you tall.
Fields landing = He hell ending.
Knotts landing = knots ending. = (When I got the chili beans out of the refrigerator.)
Don knotts = On knotts.
Beyord Knotts = Be hard knots.
Marty Shottenhiemer (Football player) = Our "T" - shot in I mur (murder.) Are he hot and I'm (her, err?) Marr he shot and I'm her (hert.)
Smarter then the average bear, always in the neighbors hair.
Eldridge cleaver = Hell ridge - - cleaver. (hatchet) Hell ridge (cleave her, he err.)
Hatchet job = At it - job.
Ovarian cancer = Oh hier he in - can sir.
Magistrate = Age his rate.
Vicariously = I (care, air) he us he. Vicar he us - he.
Elvis and Costello = Hell is and (cost, us) (hell owe, hello.)
Mistake = His (take, ake) (Ms. ake, take)
The eye of the tiger. The I of - - eye gerr. (Is sin own eye.)
Donnybeck (neighbors last name) = Done - he back.
The eye of set = The I if it. The high of it.
Tail a dragging = Hell - - a dragon !
Prophetess = Profet is. Off it is. Pro it is. Pro - fit is.
Human error = He you man - - (air, hair) her. You man air roar. You man hier her.
Barnum and Bailey = Bar (jail) him and bail he. Bar (liquor) him and (ale, ail) he. Barn him and bale (hay) he.
May there never be a dull moment.
Retard = He hard.
Lion = Lie on. Lie in I (on, in) High on.
Pleiadies = He at ease.
Oh who would in your - - those who would injure.
Hybernation = I burr a ton.
By reason of insanity = I he son of - in an a "T" (cross.)
A laugh a minute = Hell have - am in it. Hell have - - amen - - it. A laugh - ham in it.
Horizon = Hore I son. (The land the son rises on. Is mother earth.)
Mother nut = (Egyptian womb god covering the heaven.) Other nut. Moth err nut. Mus (must) earn it.
Preamble = He am bell. He (am, ham) hell.
Impossible = Him - us - able. (This was given after they had to give the missing riddles to mother nut.) When I miss a good riddle, they wait a little while, and soon give the word again, and then I go back to it and try really hard at other possibilities, and often the riddle is just spelled out to me in the seperate syllables. Other times I struggle for awhile. It is so amazing to see a new riddle. There is a fine line between knowing if it's from them, or of my own doing. If it's from them, it will come very easy and suddenly.
Doctor Doolittle = Dock - door - do little. Dock tore - (you, who) (lit, hit) (, hell, tell.) Doc hore - you little.
Charlies Angels = Are he in hell?
Light up the lost - - - - and found. Hight up us - - - and found??
Jessie Marsallas = His see (more, marr) hall is.
Fish "hooks" = "Fish" hooks Is who?
Fish heads = His ed's. (Education)??? Is dead.
Retard = He hard. (This is the third time the word retard came, and it was when I made a major mistake. It was on "His ed's."
When the "return" key on the computer is used, the thought "retard" will come when I've made a major mistake. Another time the word just came.
Moon beam = Moon be him. Who be him?
Beatle Baily = Beat hell - - bail he. (Is chicken.) He tell - (ail, ale, hell) he. Heat hell (ail, ale, hell) he.
Flying saucer = Fly in sauce sir.
Oushwitz (Natzi death camp) = Us - - you it. (Us say.)
Egyptian dung beatle = He gyp ton dung - beat hell.
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Atterondike = Hat are on I. At a run I. Water run dyke. At her on dyke.
Mickey Roony = Icch he who ne (need.) Me key you ne.
Rodney Dangerfield = Rad knee - (danger, anger) feel. (When riding bike too much, and knees hert.) Ood he and err feel. Rod - he danger feel. Rod - he in her (field, feel.)
Stepphenaufaless = Step in awful - - - less
Arian nation = Air he in - a ton. (Air raid.)
Jet ski = It ski. Jet he.
Alian nation = Hell he in a ton.
The big apple = The big ape hell.
Bernal Diaz (Author of the conquest of Mexico. Was a soldier on the march.) Her all he has. (His wife is worried.)
Scoundrel = Hound (ill, hell.)
Alma Mati = All ma (mine) - at he.
Warner Brothers = Warn her brothers.
Jumping jack flash (Song by Rolling Stones.) Jump - - ax (flash, ash, lash.) (Is lightening.)
Osirus = O sire us. (We are star dust.)
Dark wing duck = Ark wing - - - duck. (Duck head.)
Greased lightening = He's light - ten. (full) (Was reading the Egyptian book of the dead, and the cartoon "Dark wing duck was on, when I tended the wood stove for coffee, when the word came. This means to give up drinking coffee. Last four words came during fifteen seconds.)
Ecclesiastes = Icch- - he see ass tease.
Equalizer = Equal - I err.
Icelandic = Ice land - icch.
culdasac = Cull a sack. Hold a sack. Cold - he sack.
Bangladesh = (Hand, hang) a dish.
Rejuvenated = He you in ate it.
Let the cards fall where they my. (This was thought when I wondered if the ideas in this story were too haphazard.
Persay = Perr say. Her say. Err say.
Walter Cronkite = All err on kite. (During thunderstorm.) Wall her - on height. Haul her - run kite.)
Kazicstan = Cause icch on.
Ragga muffin = Rag a muff in.
Urantia = You ran - "T" ya. Your Aunte a.
Max Schmelling (Old boxer?) = Max (A lot) smelling. Ax helling.
Charlton Heston = Our ton - his ton.
Multiple Sclerosis = Hell to pull - arrow is.
Hell to pay = Hell toupee (Ugly wig.)
Rave reviews = A review. "A"- he you. (Grade A)
Matt beonki (Olympic athlete) = Mat be on he. Matt - he on key. Hat beyond key. (Gets to wear hat.)
Double vision = Dub hell - his son.
Cris Cristofferson = Is - is off - -err son. Is his stuff hers son? Is his offer - on? His is off - -err on.
Doppelganger = Dope hell gang err. (Hop, hope) hell hang err.
Ulysses S. Grant. You is his - is grand.
Tone deaf = Own have.
Lauderfelt = Loud - err fell. Outer hell. How her felt.
Lapis lazuli (Sacred blue stone of Egyptians.) Lap is laze you he. Ape is a zoo he. A piss has you he.
Crocodile = Rock o I hill. Crock go dile. (dial in) Rock go I hell. Crock go die ill.
Radioactive = Raid he - o active. Aid he owe -active. Radio active.
Mighty = Mite he.
Chicken little = Icch in - lit hell. (Chick said the sky is falling. Is the egg shell.)
Changing of the guard. = Hanging of the hard.
Ordervs = Or hers. (Wasn't shure who ordered them.)
Lilly of the valley = Ill he of the alley.
Ink pallet = Ink - pal it.
Mighty mite = Mite - he might. (Could bite.)
Tomb of the unknown soldier. To him of the known is older.
Misnomer = Miss no more.
Shallot = A lot. Hell lot.
Anorexia = In or X he ya.
Sexually explicit = Sex you alley - X is it.
Tail pipes = Ail I
Albert Switzer = All hert - white sir. (When they told me to quit all bad habits. I was drinking too much coffee then.)
Briggs and Stratton = Rigs and rat (on,ton.) (Stay pure)
Hard boiled = Our boy ill.
Zucchini = You keen - he.
Belladonna = Hell a on a. Bell a don a.
Accident = Acck - see dent? Ax - see dent.
Yogi Berra (Baseball player.) = You he - air a.
Yogi bear = You he - hair.
Vasectomy = A sack to.
Celistine prophecy (Best selling book) Sell - is he in - - (Pro, row) us see.
Cable car company = A bell are. - - Come any?
Better run pup - -meow. (A commercial on TV.) Et her - un - - up. (Is over) - Me ow. (pain)
Varicose vains = Are icck - go weigh in.
Sense of wonder = Sence of wander.
Amanda Jones = A man a owns. Amen - Ja (Jehovah) owns.
Honeymoons = Hon he moons.
Box lightening = Ox - I ton in.
Buttercup = butter up. (Cream rises to top.)
Sex crimes against childred = X I am again - ill in.
Hot and heavy = Hot and (hay he, a V.)
Forbidden science = (Book by Jacquez Vallee.) (Hore bit in science.)
Forbidden fruit = Hore bit in you.
Adder king = (Poisen snake) Hat err king. (Add, at, had) (her, err) king.
Heart break of psoriasis = Heart ake - sore I is sis.
Capricorn = Cap he corn. (Oak eggcorns hat. Has deeper meaning.)
Apropos = Afro pose. (Afro hair cut.)
Zesty = Zest he. Is tea.
Amnesty = Am nestea. Am - is tea. (Tea party.)
Honesty is the best policy = On is tea - ia the best - - all I see. (This was when I quit coffee, and started drinking tea.)
Fort Mason = Hore may son. When I dipped a small amount of sugar from a mason jar. Only a little once in a while is ok maby.)
Ari Liondike (Race car driver) = Are he (eye on dyke/ lion I?)
Granulated sugar = And you ate it - - you gerr.
Denzell Washington = Den hell - washing ton. (Clean house.)
Cock roach = Hock hooch. (Is drugs or alcohol.)
Mercy ville = Err see ill.
Swan lake = On lake.
Swahili = Why (hill/ hell) he. (Desert dwellers.)
Burlap = (burr/ berr (cold, or rough) lap. (Is sack cloth.)
Unguent = (Perfume of Egyptian burial rites.) Un gent
Amentet = Ah ment it. (Egyptian word for the place where the sun set.)
Umendon = You mend on.( Fake Egyptian word.)
Amendon = A mend on. (This also might be a fake Egyptian word.)
Decay = He "A". (Made a mistake, the riddle was actually: He hay.( All flesh is as grass.)
So be it. So "B" it. (This might relate to the last mistake in my notes.)
Amethyst Ani = Am a this's on he. (Ani was the scribe who drew the Egyptian book of the dead on papyri, and Amethyst is a stone of some sort. (Study more.) They just put these two words together for this riddle. I had been reading the book of the dead at the time.)
Protozhay = Pro to zhay (say.)
Desarea Washington = Is a ray - washing ton.
Ejaculation = He jack - you lay ton.
Barnes and Noble = Bar in and no bell.
Deepak Chopra = He pac chop a.
Give them no heed if they follow different gospels
Lorin Eisley = (Or/ hore) in I see.
Slash dot com = Slash - dot come.
Budapest = Budda pest.
The scribe "Ani" = The scribe - on he. (Is on)
The Eschatologer (A radical religious anti catholic and occult, new age pamphlet.) Is a tall order.
Nefelim (Angelic hosts) = If he him.
Ani = On he.
On a lark = on a ark.
Dust mite = Dust might.
Fort Wayne Indiana = Fart way in - in he a na.
Amethyst Ani = Admit it's on he.
Fort Laurderdale = Fart louder - - hell.
Shock resistant = Shock - he is ten.
Mary Berry (Earth first activest.) = Air he bear he.
Jeramiaha Sitchen = Air am I a itch in.
Jeramiaha Jackson = Air am I a ax son.
Umpteenth time = Um "T" in is I am.
Double Language = Dub hell an age. Do bell and guage.
Horiscope = Hore his (cope/ hope/ scope.)
Rectal cancer = wreck tell - can sir.
Klu Klux Klan = Clue - - - - clucks (chicken) clan. (Come togeather)
Sock it to me. Sock - - it toe me.
Coctail = Cock (Hail, hell, ale, ail.)
Bougliose = (Boo/you) (glee/he) oh see.
Cockatiel = Cock a "T" hell.
Ballzack = Halls sack.
Keven Locklear = (Have in/heaven) lock (ear/ hear.)
Melrose place = Hell rose ace
Subordinate = Sub bored a net.
Internet = enter net.
Diminutive = Dim in you have. (Dime in/die men) you have.
Bealzebub = Bay hell see bub.
Lesser = Less sir. Is err.
Tax evasion = Ax - he a son.
Dusty miller = Dust he - - mill her.
Dusty baker = Dust he - bake her. Us "T" - ake her. Dust he bake - - err.
Sexual = Sex you all.
Lock and key = Lock (hair) and he.
Sacrafice sack = Sack Ra (Sun) I. (Sack/hack/acck) a (ice/I.) (dead)
Mastodon = Mast o don.
Phony balony = Phone he - alone he.
Here it comes = Ear (Listen) it comes.
Camp fire girls = Am (fire/ire) girls.
They are giving riddle words a minute or so before a line on the TV will respond, that ties into the first riddle. A example is above, when first came "phony balony. The first words come sometimes only being attached to the first sound syllable of a different word on the TV. Other times it is out of the blue. This same Tecknick (principle) is also used when seeing writing, or reading in a book, or a sign even, when bike riding. In this way, only the first few letters or syllable of the word will match, and then the word will pop in my head, in place of the word just read.There ability to see into the future is what makes this possable. They see it coming and at the proper time, do insert thr word. Later another riddle phrase speaks to the first. Even three can be planned, it is obvious. Some are right off the TV or computer and seem important
Deseray Washington = His array/air a/a ray (light) washington. In this way there is a flowing contex that speaks to what was before.This ability must hold more mysteries concerning the evolution of all things.
Cave man = Cave (look) man.
Sometimes I will overlook a senence, and it is given a few moments laterIn this way I realize it was a riddle missed. There is a second sence feeling most of the time, but often I miss it if i'm not on the ball. The reason I missed it is because the riddle is so hidden, and also I often think they are speaking directly, (this is rare, but does also happen, if they give important advise on howe to behave in leading a beter life. At times the riddles were so complex I thought they were speaking directly, but were also actually speaking in riddels. It was that amazing. They cover all bases.
Joe Bledsoe (Football player) = Joe bled so
Jacki Chan (Football player) = Ax he can.
Magna doodle = Mag a do tell.
Chartreuse = Are true.
Howard Cosell = How hard hoe hell.
Athabasscan = Has a bass can.
Colinga = Hole in ga (go.)
Mercy killing = Err - - see illing.
Mercyville = Her see - - ill.
Pat Robinson = At - robe in son.
Robatussin = Robe it us in.Amityville horror = Am it he ill (hour/our hore.)
Late breaking = (Hate/ ate) a king.
Chop suey = Hop you he.
Chop shop = Hop hop.
Evil empire = He hell in pire.
Clyde Narrymore (Religious radio advice.) = Hide - air he more. Lied nary more.
Religious Zealot = He is us - see - - hell lit.
New age movement = You age - you ment.
Ecumenical = Eck (Eckankar) - - you men - - icch cull.
Prosthesis = Us he is
Colen care = (Hole/whole) in - care. Cole in - care. (Be careful.) (When I had food poisoning.)
Cover all bases = Over all aces.
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Their ability to keep track of all facts to the smallest detail, and being able to filter out and process the facts is most amazing. It seems that the advantage of extra time given from the ability to see into the future, gives this added edge. The fact they will recall and give such remote riddles that I hadd missed (misinterpreted) long before, and then give them broken down again in syllabales correctly, is proof that they know every small detail and error. Some of these errors will be given weeks later and I hardly reccall myself, but when the true double meaning is finally seen, it is most amazing.
Glorified god = Hore - if I god. (When I was typing this word "Glorified god" just now, the scene of the old victorian house by the river in town, flashed suddenly into my mind. That is where my first girlfriend lived, and I never got over her for a long time after the left. It is the same way with my buried relationship with the alians. It is that feeling of a love that was lost. Anyway, the fact that they can flash a remote scene from the past that ties into the present (typing glorfied god) is a example of another way of speaking in riddles. They actually have access to all that ever was in your life. The idea of the house being by a flowing river, is a common theme, that happened to fit perfectly.
Cover story = Over - tore he. Cover - store he.
Mendenhaul glacier = Menden all lace her. Men in all - - ace her.
I was pondering the idea of how some words have two good riddles, and some even three, and right then the word "triplet" came, as in "trip - hell lit, or triple hit, or triple it.
Commentary = Come in air he.
Contex = Con tex.
No bones about it = No owns - out it.
Unclean = Un - he in.
Eye of the hawk = I of the hawk. (To die and to eat the eye of Horus was the Egyptian way to gods city.)
Barley corn = Bar (wisky) he corn.
Rave reviews = Rave - he you.
Billy Mier = Ill he mire. (The smell of the rancid coffee I have, just popped into my head, and then a coffee commercial came on TV a little later.)
Masters and Johnson = Ass hers and on son.
Richard Allen Davis = Icch hard - all in day is. (After this, a show came on TV called "Sex on TV, and your children.")
Blue streak = You reek.
Tube steak = You ake.
Tuble libation = You hell I bay ton, etc.
Tublelegation = Tube hell lie hay ton, etc.
Tuble litigation = You bell lit it a ton.
You stink = Who ink?
Cucumber = You come - err.
Rerun = He run.
Una bomber = You na(not) home - err.
Boston Celtics = Us ton - hell ticks.
Boston bomber = Us on - home err.
Island of Patmos (Island off coast of Turkey where John had visions. Revelation 1: 9.) = I land. - - At us. Island of pot (drugs) us.
Hal Lindsey = Hell in see. Hail - in is he. (Ail, ale) in see.
Calvary chapel = Hell are he -(apple/ape hell.) Kill air he - ape hell. All hairy chap (pants) hell. Hale air he - chap (dude) ill. (Is a cold day.) All air he - chap hell. (Hail air he/all vary) - - - appeal. Hale Haul very uphill. All airy chapel. (Is big church.)
Yassar Arrowfat = Yes - our arrow fat.
The powers that be = The "pow" err's. - - That bee !
No bones about it. No owns - - Out it ! (Is what's left of dead animal?)
Cossacks = Us sacks. (When I went to bed. Also means to sack a town.)
Jimmy Buffet = Him he buff it. (Is naked)
Cashes Clay = (Mohammed Ali the boxer.) = Ass his lay. Cash is clay.
School of hard knocks = Who ill - - our knocks. (Knocks heads togeather.)You will hard? - - "Knocks !" (Hardcore willful ones.)
Land o lakes = And "oh" - akes.
Rosanne Cash = (Singer and daughter of Jonny Cash.) Rose (in/an) (ash/ass.) (To be reborn. Is either a flower or "to rise up. Is both a new creature and a curse to the old way.
Pat Swilling = At - - swilling. (When thinking of going to get orange juice.)
Gazebo = Us see bow. (Must mean people are having a social gathering. This word came when watching new years parade on TV.)
Miles Davis = High hell day is.
Rheostat = He at.
Oral Roberts = Hore all rob errs.
Boston Rangers = Us on and gerrs.
Tyrone Biggs = (Football player) I run big.
Isopropyl Alcohol = (I/ice/high) (sew/so) (pro/oh) (pull/ill/hill) (all/hell) go (haul/all.) I sew pro pull all go haul. Ice so oh ill hell go all. High so oh hill all go haul. Eyes o pro (ill/hill) hell go all. Hi ho ho hill all go all. I hoe pro pull all go all. I sup (supper) o pull all oh all. Eyes! (look) "oh" opal all - oh all. Eyes soap oh pull all go all. Eyes hope pro pull all go (haul/hell) Etc.
Ipsalanti Michigan = Oops (sell/hell) and "T" - miss again. Hip sell and he miss - hag in. Oops (sell/see) land - - he miss again. Heaps hell hand he miss again. etc.
Muddy Waters (Musician) = Mud - he waters.
Mineral waters =In her - all waters. In her all - what errs.? Men are all waters. Men err all what errs. In oral what errs. In hear/ear all waters. In air hell what errs. Men hair all what hers. In her hull waters. Etc.
Universal studio = You in a verse hell stew - "T" owe. You in a err's - hill you "T" - ("oh/ow"!) (Is pain on brain.)
Malnutrition = Hell you is in.
Ammunition = Am you hiss on?
Confidence builder = Con a dense ill err. On fed in pill her. Con hid ins hill err. On fed (cops) ins hill her. Con head in ill err. On head in - bill her. (She had to pay bail)
Post Mortom depression = Us more home - he press on.
Calipso (Jacquez Cousteaus boats name.) = Clip so. (Is clipper ship.)
Rockford files = Rock hore - I hell. Rock ford (to cross) - high hill. Rock ford - - files. (To cut bars with.) Rock fort high hill. Rock for -I ill. (Rock cocaine)
Regurgitate = He erge shit ate.
Gargoil = Our goil (girl.)
Swollen membrain = Hole in him brain. (Wall/swell) in - him (ran/rain.)
Mononucleosis = On. - "No you he." - "Oh sis !" (Was his sister.) Man hoe you - he owe's his. Man know you - he hoes his.
Rocket Ismiel = (Fast football player) = Rock - it is my hell.
Dunsmoor = Done is more. On is hore.
Larry Hatch (UFO computer data location program coordinator.) = (Lair/ air) he hatch.
Elbow grease = Hell bow he is.
Rock shore boulevard = Rock shure - bull he hard.
Wolfgang = Wool hang.
Norman Rockwell = (Heard this right after seeing Craig Norman sink a tie breaker million dollar putt in a golf game on TV, on the first sunday of Jan. 1997.
Modigliani ( French impressionist painter.) Mo(more) dig - he on he.
French impressionist = An him press in is.
Walk a mile for a camel = Walk a high hill for a am ill.
Pepsident = Pep - see dent. (Cavity in tooth.)
Double vision = Dub hell - I sin. Do bell is in.
Mucus membrain = Me you cuss - him ran.
Natcho dog (Taco bell ad.) Not show dog. (Not a purebred.)
Vascular = Ass you err.
Energy reaction = An err he - he ax ton.
Sons of god = On's of odd.
Emergency revolution = He merge in see - - he owe you ton.
Chevy blazer = Have he - - lays her.
Out of kilter = "Ow" ill err.
Gog and magog = Hog and a hog.
Chariots of the gods = (Hairy/airy) "it's" of the odds. Chair he hits of the gods.
Gean Shallot = He in a lot.
Literary Critic = Litter air he - it icch.
Anecdote = An icch dote. (Dwell on.)
Shanghi sheck = And I heck. Shank high - - (ecck/heck.)
Indiana Jones = Indiana Jones = In he and a ownes.
Sand scrit = hand writ. And it.
Tuttancomen = Toot on comen. Two ton come in. You it on - come in. Two hit coming You ton common.
Anointing = Annoy in.
To be or not to be. You he or not you he.
Benni Hinn (TV evangelist) = An he in. Bend he in.
Supercalafragalistic Expealadoeshus = You err all a frag (fragile) hell (his/is) (tic/icc) - (X/hex) (he/pee) (all/haul/hell/hall/hail/hale) a (does/hoes/hose) us.
Constigation = On stig (stigma) a ton. Cons a gay ton.
Viper = I purr.
Prophylactic = Proper - - - lack icck.
Pedaphile = Edify - - - hell. Head of I - - -hell. (Cut off head.) Head of high hell. Pet defile.
Brian Sussman (TV helicopter traffic reporter.) = (Eye/high) on us man.
Terms of endearment = Terms of an ear ment.
Predisposition = He is position.
Regis Spillman = He us - ill man.
Libeya = Lib (Liberation) - - he ya.
Eckankar = Ecck in car. Ecck and are.
Officers = Off - -is hers.
Fidelity mutual savings = I hell it he - you to all having. I hell lit he you too ill having. I ill it "T" you too all having. Fight tell hit he - you too - - all having.
Modiglieani (French impressionist painter.) = Mo (more) dig hell - he on he. Oh dig hell he on he.
Peetialite (Commercial for baby food?) Pee "T" ya - - light. (Means to not drink excessive amounts of tea, or I'll have to pee way too much. It also drains vitamins.
Petulia Clark = Pit to hell ya - - ark. It too hell - - a lark.
Joseph Mengala = You suck - - men gay la. You suff (suffer) - in hell a?
Horse in black = Hore in black. Hore in lack. Or an ax.
Cheap trick = "Cheep" - - trick. Cheap - - icck. He trick. Heap icck
Ice hocky = Eyes sock he. High his sock he. Ice hock he. High is hock key. (Key for locker to get ice out of hock.)
Horse sence = Hore sence. Our sence.
Contemplation = Can't him play ton?
Condemnation = Con him - nay ton.
Wind surfer = Wind sir - - err. (Is no wind) In sir - - err. (Fell in.) In err err.
Ghost town = Ghost own.
Luke Skywalker = You high walk - - err
Windsor = Winds hore.
Sub harness = Sub horn his. (Horn on submarine.)
Embarrass = Him bare ass.
Drue Bledsoe = (Football player.) Drew blood so.
Nova Scotia = Over go a.
Lauwereys tomato sauce = Hour he is to mate to us.
Peppercorn = Pep her - - horn. (Right when I typed "horn," a horn blew on the show on the TV, and two girls were chatting on the deck of a cruse ship. I heard this word and the one before, maby a minute before hand. It turns out that the lady was to meet her husband on the boat, but he was missing.)
Beorne Borge = Be horn - hore.
Smoking Joe Frazier = Mo (more) king o raze her. Oh king o raise her. Mo king hoe hay sir.
Metallica = Me tell - - icck a. Met all - - icck a.
Fraidy cat = Frayed - - - he cat. Frayed he hat. (Cat tore hat.) Raid he cat.
Roses are red = Hoe's - - his are red. (Weeds his roses.)
Economic principal = Echo home hick - prince see pal. (Is a hillbillys house.) He go home icck in see all. Ecko gnome icck prince see all. (Saw into fairy land.)
Hillbilly haven = Hill ill he have in.
Mental abortion = Men all abhor his son. In tell - a bore his ton. In tail (submissive posture) abhor is on.
Borrowed time = Bar road - - - time. (Need time) Bar - - - owed time. (This was real hard to see.)
Imbecile = Him a Hi hell.
Between the eyes = Be we in I. Between the I's ( To eat the eyes of Horus the hawk is the Egyptian thing to do when you die. Then you become one with god. This was also very hard to see, and was so simple.)
Hyleg Meyers = I lag - I err. High leg my hairs.
Rectum = ecck him.
So be it = Oh he it.
Ship of fools = Hip of you.
Birds nest = Hers is.
Flying high = I high.
Community church = Come you in it "T" err is.
Community center = Come you in it he - - in her.
Weapons of war = We up on - is of hore. We ape on - is of hore. Weep on is of war. We hip on is of hore. We puns of war. (This really fits this whole story,and is a good name for a book. I missed this one, and when taking a bath, they gave it to me.)
Sinbad = In bad.
Center of gravity = Enter - - have a "T". Enter - - have it he.
Notion = O on.
Community salt = Come you in a "T" is all it. Come you in it he is all it. (This is a perfect example of the words sounding the same.)
Weapon = We apon. We pun. Weep on. We hip on.
The soal of man = A whole of man.
Retrofit = Re err owe it. It off it.
Patron saint = Paint run - - ain't. At run - - ain't. Hat on ain't.
The last supper = The ass sup - - - err.
Laid to rest = Aid to rust.
Folly = fall he
Libation = I bait on.
Riddles of the universe. Hid hells of the you I verse.
Litigation = It tag a ton.
Knight in shining armor = Night in shining - - - amour. (Full moon.)
Red rider = Red - - - ride her. Red eye err.
Red riding hood = Red - - -riding hood. (Is hoodlum.)
Downs syndrome = Owns - syndrome.
Red eye adore thee = Red I a door he.
On top of old smokey = On top of hole smoke he.
Forks of the river = For us the river.
Ronnie Mc Dowell = On he icck ow hell.
Busy bee = Bizzzzz he be. Is he bee?
Quirk of nature. = Err of a err.
Queens New York = We in New York.
Rat nest = At nest.
Post mortum depression = Us more um - - - - - -he - -press - on.
Ski mask rapist = He asked - - - a pissed.
Micro rave = I crow - - - rave.
Joy comes in the morning = Joy comes in the mourning. (Crying.) Joy comes in the morning. (Has sex.) Joy comes in the morning. (Joy comes to visit.)
Heavy metal = Have he - me hell.
Evolution = Evil you ton.
Toys for tots = To he or hot is.
Ass gasket = Has gas it.
Last gasp hotel = Last gasp - oh hell. (Guy died.)
Forks of river = For us have err. (Is a very hard one to see.)
Horse sense = Hore us in. (Was very hard to see.)
Adolf Hitler = Had all - it err. A doll fit her. Hat off - hit err.
Focus on the family. O cuss on the family.
Posidon adventure = Pose I don - add in you are. Us side on - add in you are.
Church universal = Her universe all. Err - you in - he verse hell. Church - - you in a verse all. (Are in the story.)
Showmanship = Show man ship. Oh man - - hip ! Show man hip. Oh man - - ship ! (Come see. Will save us.)
Barbra Boxer = Bar bra - box her. (Is a woman running for high court of appeals?) Barb (Thorn) - our box (voting ballet) err. Bar a ox sir. Our bra box err. Barb (thorn) - a ox err. Barb - a boxer, (Dog.) Barb - a ox her. Etc.
Penny Skillman = Any skill man. Pen - - he skill man. Any hill man. Pen he hill man. An he kill man. An he ill man. Penny skill man. Penny kill man.
A penny saved is a penny earned. A penny saved - ape in he erred. (Was ape in cage.)
Eye on the sky = I on - - - the sky. (Says the sky. Am on earth.)
Apple sauce = Ape hell sauce.
Clandestine = An is he in? Clan is he in.
Ali Baba = All he baba. (shit)
Electric guitar = Elect - - trick it are. (Are tricked by gods elect.) Eel ecck icck it are. He heck icck he are.
Man does not live by bread alone.
For the elects sake = Hore - - - the elects ake.
Ericka Flowers = Air icck a hore is.
Gloria Stienem = hore he a - eye in him.
Demagogue = Dam - he gog.
Demi Moor = Am he more?
Parables = Par - -able. Air a bells.
Pasa Robles = Pass a robe - - hells. Has a low blows.
Hotel six = Oh hell - - icck.
Jacobs ladder = Hay - - go ladder.
Peiso electric = High is - (on drugs, alcohol) so he heck icck. I so elect - - (icck/trick.)
Nickatino = Icck - it he know.
Lay it down = Hay - it down.
Emergency exit = He urge and see X - - it.
Weatina (Cereal) = We in a.
Weaton Illinois = We on hill annoys. Eat ton ill annoys
Logistics = Oh his ticks.
Love slave (I just saw on TV a news story about a girl taken hostage by Arabs, and used as a love slave. A little after that, I thought the word "love slave," sort of blended in with the words of a song on the radio. Right when I typed love slave, suddenly the caption box telling title and author, came on the screen. The words "The King" was written in the line titled "author." This has happened before a few times when writing the first book a year ago.
Tolstoy = Old toy.
Holistic = Hole his tick.
Barley corn = Bar - - he corn.(Grain alcohol.)
Prosecutor = Us sick - you err. Us a cute - you err.
Kibbles and bits = Have hells and it's.
Janice Joplin = And is hoppin.
James joyice = "A" am. - - - Why?
Sir Francis Beacon = Err and is ake in.
Heide Mock =(My first girl friend I always loved. This is true.) Hide he - - mock. (Is mocked. It is amazing they have a record of all facts.)
Tax exempt = Ax - - is hemp.
In the nick of time = In the icck of I am. (When riding home before the rain storm.)
Greasy brown sugar = Easy on - you gerr. Easy own - you err. (Bad food.)
Spastic = Ass tick.
Bartholomew and the Oohblecchh. = Bars (drinking) all - am you - and ooh blecchh.
Payton place = A ton - lace.
Fuji apples = You he - ape hell.
Constantanople = Can't stand an ape hell.
Catastrophe = Cat has trophy. At ass - - row he.
Brian Sussman = Rain us man. Eye on us man. (TV news weatherman.)
Parnum paving = Are him having?
Scarlet Pempernickle = Hore lit - pump err - icck hell. Scar - it - him err nick - hell. Car hit - bump err nick hell.
Amaranth = Am more anth (answer.)
Chuck Mistler = Chuck (throw out) - - is err. (I just heard him on the radios "Calvary" station, and he talked about the possibility of other intelligent life in the universe, but was vague.)
Magillacuttie = A - gill a cut he. (When I choked from smoke of fire.)
Emmanuel Swedenborge = He man you hell - we in (bore/ hore.)
Worm wood = Err would.
Warmerimer = War err I mur.
Harwinkle = Our wink hell.
Henry Winkler = An - he in cull - err.
Salt and pepper = Salt and pep her.
Sex pistols = X is holes.
Skippeydoodaday = Skip it - - he do the day.
Ass hole = Has - - oh.
Double helping = Dub bell hell ping. Dub hell hell ping.
coo coo clock = Koo koo lock.
Sex slave = X have.
Chastity belt = Has it he - - hell.
Newport beach = You pour each. (Is party.)
Lamentations = Lamb in a ton. Amen a ton. Am in a ton.
Effervescent = If err isn't.
