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Riddle Words Part 4 |
Greta Garbo = Great a are you. Melvin Morse = Hell in more. Linda moalton Howe (UFO animal mutilation, crop circle expert.) In a whole ton - - ow. Colin Powell = Hole in - - ow. Foot loose and fancy free. Foot loose and fan see free. (Broken ankle. I saw a cartoon thought image of this in my mind, and cracked up laughing.) Amentet = Ah in it. Ah ment it. Bad hair day = A air day. Elaphantitus = Hell if in - tie it us. Pat Mc Crairey = Hat icck - air he. Mount Tamoulpias = On him all high is. Secrete school = He it - you hell. Menopause - Men o pause. Menstral cycle = Men stroll - I cull. Mount Masuvious = On us you - he us. Constantanople = On stand an opal. Con stand and oh pull. On hand ten - no pull. Can't stand a - - no pull. Constant tan - - oh hell. (Is in hell.) Cons and hand hope hell. Surroco = Sir rock go. Isuzu = Is you - you. Bella Lugosi = Belle you go see. Hell a you go see. When all is said and done = In hell his head and own. Balls o fire = All owe - ire. Oro wheat = Hore owe - eat. Stranger in a strange land = Ranger in a range land. For whom the bells toll = For you the hell all. Pole cat = Hole at. Valley of the dolls = Alley of the alls. Valley of the dead = Ail he of the head. Perfect sleeper = Perfect - - sleep her. Measure up = Is - you are up. Bottelneck = Hot hell - heck. Atilla the hun = At hill a the hun (hundred.) Babylon four = Have he - on hore. Sylvester Stillone = Hill - vest err - still own. Belva Davis = Hell of a day is. Throat Lozenge = Throw us in. Spaghetti O's = Icck et - - he owes. Modus operandi = Mode is upper hand I. Glockenspiel = Lock in - he ill. The nutty professor = The nut he pro - is err. Freeze frain = He is rain. Buzz word = Has Up word. Tapanga canyon boulevard = Up and ahh - bull he hard. Up hang a and on you he hard. Siskell and Ebert = Is cull and he hert. Culinary institute = Cull and air he in he toot. Hull and hier he in "T" you. All good things come to a end = You come to a end. Golden egg = Gold in egg. Golden age transit = Old in age and sit. Bellarosie = Hell a rose see. Hell a rows he. Bell a rose he. Bellaroos = hell a rose. Bell are you Belladona = Hell it on a. Stick it to me = Tick it to me. Stick of dynomite = Tick of I oh might. Church falls Iowa = Err all - I owe a. Detox = He tax. Wall of China = All of china. Cinderella = In her hell a. Blue Meridian = You our it - he in. Emu = He you. Topanga canyon contacts = Up and ahh and on - on acts. Up hang a and on - on acts. Fandangle = An angle. Vindictive = In icck have. Vittels = It ills. Thorn birds = Horn birds. Bagpipes = Bag pipes (plays.) Anderson Appels = And err son - ape hells. Hopland farm = Hop and farm. Heap hell snow = He hell snow. Up and atom = up and at him. Attempted arson = Attempt did - our son. And it appears. = And hit ape ears. Bodily fluids = Odd he he - you hid. Grim reaper = Him reaper Athabaskan = Has a ass can. Bombay Mexico = Bomb bay -X icck go. Andy Roony = And he you he. Hand picked = And icck. Fresh fruits = Is you. Brian Mc Rooney = I in - icck you he. Bombay Mexico = Home a X icck go. Asbestos = Has his toes. Has best toes. (Foundry workers boots.) Constipation = On up a ton. Abtos = Have toes. Clandestine = An is he in. Land is he in. Neuclear power = You he err - ow err. Teleportation = Hell he hore a ton. Brian Downey = Eye in - down he. Angel hair = And hell air. Brian Mc Dougle = High and icck you ill. Do gooder = You good - err. Crater Lake = Crate err - - ake. Caricature = Air icck ah you are. Chucacobra = You a cobra Shop till you drop = Hop till - you drop. Kenny Kingston = An he kings ton. Curator = You rate her. High and dry = High and dry. (Is high on life and dosn't need drugs or alcohol.) All things bright and beautiful = All things right and you he full. Kandulini (Religious practice.) Can do lean he. (When I pigged out. Means eat less and have more energy.) Helen of troy = Hell in way. Hell in - why? Bay to breakers = Bay too - - ake hers. (She also swam the bay.) Earth angel = Her angle. Harth and gell. Mafia = Ma fee a. So be it = Oh he it. Keystone cops = He stone cops. Road map = Rode - - - map. Bella Lugosi = Hella you go se. Antidisistablishmentarianism = And I this istablish ment tear he a - is him. Red adrenaline = Head had in a. He in. Rhododendron = Hoed owed in on. Jack the ripper = Hack - - the RIP her. (RIP means rest in peace.) Ax the rip err. Oregon trail = Or he gone rail. (By train.) Front row seat = On oh he. Yogi Barra = You he air a. You key hier a. Yogi bear = You he - hair. Hinduism = In - you is him. Bear all sir = Air all err. History Lesson = His tree us in. Troxel = Rocks hell. X hell. (Is brand name of bicycle helmet.) Mary Berry (Earth first activest.) Merry bear he. Error of thy ways = Error of high ways. Christen counselor = Christ he in - - ounce hell her. Job site. Job hate. Delicatessen = Hell he cut - - us in. German Sheapard = Her man he hard. Her man he bored. Robbin Hood = Robbing hood. Ghost Fodder = Host father. Cadallac = Cad ill - - lack. Ghost writer = Host writer. Hell a you go see = Bella Lugosi. Only one life to live. On he - on I live. High wind over Jamaica = I in over - - ya maka. In over my head. In - - oh err my head. New Jersey = You err see. The Jersy Devil = A err see a hell. Don Juan = On on. UFO book = You have owe - - hooks. Kelly Kingman Knock = Hell he king man - - Knock. Nova Scosha = Oh us go sha (should) Lisa Hartman = He's a art man. Redgrove = Head grow. Linngrove = In grow. Loch = Look ! The Kingston Trio = The kings ton he owe. Skeeter Davis = Skeeter hay is. Andy Williams = And he will yums. Barry Manilow = Bear he - - -man hello ! Tit willow = It will owe. Duston Hoffman = Dustin off man. Us ton off man. Mugsy Bourg = Ug - - see Borg. (Star Trek charictor.) Laurence Welk = Hore in hell. Peter Paul and Mary = He err all and air he. Bury man hell low = Berry Manilow. Malissa Manchester = Hell - - is a man - -chest her. ( When near the library I mistook a guy for a girl at first. Heard the word before hand, and figured the riddle out just when realizing the mistake. Norman Mailer = Hore man nail her. Mormon murders = More mon(money) mur(murder) errs. Smokey the bear = Smoke - - he the bear. Tissue felt = Issue felt. Issue at hand = A shoe at hand. Kalamazoo = All a ma zoo. Kilamanjaro = Kill a man jar oh. Hill a man our owe. Baking section = A king - ecck ton. Barometric pressure = Bar owe - it trick - is shure. Barbra Stristend = Hurrah - I stand . Fetters = Et hers. Genesis = An is - is. Fickle finger of fate = Icck hell finger of hate. Hailbop = Hell - - -bop.(Comet hit.) Alzheimer's disease = Hells high he him err's - is ease. Cattle prod = Cat hell - rod. Ballzac = Halls sack. Fujiyama = Food he - ya ma. Martin Ebon = Our ton he on. Desperado = Is err - rad owe. (Then a few minits later, saw on TV, a prison escapee on the run. Mammon= Am on. Votes in = Vote is in. Max Plank = Ax - - - plank. (Has to walk the plank) Fujiyama = You he ya ma (man.) Max Plank = Ax pull. Berry Manilow = Bury man hell low. Max Plank = Max blank. Vanessa Williams = An is a will he am is Ergo = Her go. Largo = Our go. Hore go. (Name of a local ghost town that isn't there anymore.) Liquidator = icck hid - ate her. Liquidate our assets = Icck hid - ate our ass - it's. (Are flood victims.) Doctor Shavago = Doc hore have - ah go. Monet = (Pronounced "monay") Is a French impressionist painter.) Leggo my eggo (TV commercial slogan.) = Leg go - my egg go. Druids = You hid. IV drug user = I he - hug use her. Amemendon = Am - he mend on. Aladdin = A lad in. Reunion = He you in -in. Man and machine = Man and ma - -she in. Retard = he are. Rerun = he un. Cinnamon = Sin am in. Ferndale = Ern ale. Paraplegic = Air a plea icck. Cannabis Siteva = On a bus sit he a. An have his- it he have a. Can nab his siteva. An have us - it heave a. Cannabis it "T" a. Nit picking =It iccking. Stocking stuffer = Stocking stuff - her. Stock king stuff her. Pamila Warthog = Am ill a war hog. Amelia airhart = A meal - he a air hart. Andy Motzart = An he mo(more) art. Rerun = (Saw this on computers "return" key. (means to go back to the one just worked on, and try harder.) Have also seen retard and rectum ( is a mistake) and reborn. Have also seen nuron. I just glance when typing, and see this. It is a way of saying I made a mistake, but is also a way of just speaking sometimes. I was worried about food poisoning, and thats when they kept useing "rectum = wrecked him. Often they will use a certain word over again, if it relates to me personally. They often use the word Amemendon, meaning to take better care of myself. When I glance at my notes, another similar word will pop into my head, and I'll just ad this to my notes as I go along. This is why there are similar sounding words near each other. I just write it as it comes, so it is actually a mixture of my original notes, and what is given at the time when typing. Most of my original notes came while riding bicycle, and I had to stop after four or five word, and write them down before I would forget. Or I would write them while riding, being careful not to wreak, having no hands on the bars. A lot of the riddles were figured out at the time while riding bike, but many had a deeper meaning I didn't see until later when typing When typing, they help me with the hard riddles, and point out mistakes by repeating the word that's off. I then go back, and they actually focus me in right to the mistake, if I struggle too long. Often a very complex clue will just be layed out and it flows along.) Amadayus Motzart = Am a day us - mo hart. Beach nut = Each nut Saringetti = Air in get he. (This came right after I wrote about how they give the words and help correct riddles.) Esops Fables = He sops able. Heard this when taking a bath at two A. M. Ammendon = Am - me mend on. Reborn = he horn. Keri Scruggs = Air he rugs. Care - he scrubs. Hertog Hawking = Err hog walking. Beach blanket bingo = Each blank it in go. Each _____ it in go. Retard = He tired. Hoyt Axton = Why ax ton? Alcohol = Hell go all. Paygen worship = Egg in war ship. Saint Serafin Rose = Ain't sir if in rose. Prison sentance = His son in and. Psychological profile = I go lodge icck all - oh I hell. Dysentery = This end tarry. Mentadent (Tooth paste) = Ment a dent. Beauty Pagent = You "T" a gent. Zechariah = Sack are I a (When going to bed.) Forsueth = Force you. Rosenbloom = Rose in bloom. (When I woke up.) Fields Landing = Feels ending. Ladies of the church = Lay thiese of thee church. Michael Ladd = I hell had. String Cortet = Her ring - cort it. Demi Moor = Him he more. Demigog = Him me - - gog. Domineque Mochiano (Gymnist) = Am unique - Mo she on oh. Reality = He hell it "T". (When I saw the wrecked car.) Catch words = Hatch words. Hell fell far out = Ill ill our out. Demi moor = Dim he more. Doug Clooney Ugg Loony. Hug you nee. Doggie diner = Hog he dine her. Simulation = Him you lay ton. Lay off = Hay - - off ! Alfalfa sprouts = All fall off a - ouch ! Red rider = Ed. I err. (Edit with red pen.) Cari scruggs = Care he - - hugs. Editor and chief = Had it - torn sheet. Loch Ness monster = Lock - - is on - err. (Is on boat.) Reality game = He all it he - - "A"(grade) him. Damnation = Am a ton. Friendly exchange = Friend he X - - change. (He changed and put the X on her.) Kelsey Grammer = Hell see - am her. Ken Keyse = An - keys he. Billy Mulligan = Ill - he mull again. The get go = Thug it - - - go ! (Get away before he robs.) Tom Brocoff = Home brew - - coff. Peggy sue = Peg - - he sue. No fault insurance = No fault in - - - your ans(answer.) Vital persuasion = I hell err you a ton. Valperaso (University) = All praise - oh ! All "A's" - oh ! Vishi springs = Fish he springs. Hiss he springs Rita Coolidge = Writ a eulog (eulogy.) He a cool age. He ta collage. Heat a cool ledge. Admire = Add mire. Billy Mc Creedy = Hill he - icck - greed he. Jason Bealsly = A son be hells he. Michael murfee Junior. I hell her fee - you in err. Billy Mc Richi = Ill he - icch - itch he. Billy Mulligan = Ill - he mull again. A son of a bitch = A son of a itch. Marton Short = Our ton short. Marton Barbier = Our ton are beer. Taco bell = Talk oh hell. Morton short = More ton short. Dakota = A coat a. (Gets cold there.) Doctor spock baby care = Doc tore - hock - babe he care. Alonzo morning = Hell on - so mourning. Hanna Barabra = An a bar a bra. Hasselblad Camera = Has hell lad - come error. Demieunuative = He me you in you a have. Yolanda Trump = You land a rump. Juvenile Delinquent = You in high hell he in - hint. Outlandish = Out land dish. Hiroshima = Hero - - - she ma (mother.) Arrow - she ma. Olive garden = Oh live - our den. Hooligan = Who leg in? Olive well = Oh live well. Red apple = Red ape hell. Eighteen carrot gold = Ate he in - care it - gold. The naked and the dead = The ake hid in the head. Norman Mailer = Harm in - ail her. Our man mail err. The psychic solution = The eye icck sole - you on. The high kick - hole you ton. The I icck sol(sold) you on. Hungry eyes = Hungry I is. Pistol whipped = Hiss all whipped. Mukee Blaylock = You he lay lock = (When I just solved riddle.) Donnybrook = On - he hook. Day break = A ake. Hay break. Suzy Smith = Who's he with. You see it. Steffenawfales = Step in awful - - - less. Howitzer = Ow ! - -it's err. Oh ! - - hits her. Jovan musk = You and us. Farra Fawcett Majors = Air a faucet - - age errs. Fair a hoss it mahore/ adjours. (French word.) Air off us - it may err. Wine bibbers = I in bib - errs. Bread and butter = Head and butt her. Rocket Ismiel = Rock - itt is my hell. Bread basket = Head ask it. (Wants bread.) Asphalt = Has fault. Bowsephus = Owe's he us. Ebaneezer Smidt = Have and he is err - is am it. Michel Fifer = Is hell fife her. Paradine shift = Arid high in - if. Hair a I in - if. Air a die in - if. Cop on the beat. Cop on the eat. Rosenfeel = Row is in - he hell. Perriea water = Air he a water. Aire Liondike = Hore - he lie on dyke. Are he eye on dyke? Glaucoma = Ow come a. Ostieo perosis = Us "T" owe - err owe is. Bed and breakfast = Head in - - -brake fast. Baby Horoitz = "A" be - hore row it. Baby boomer = "A" be - boom err. (Large bust.) Horowitz = Hore row it. (Violin.) Fat lip = At hip. (Low blow.) Jessie Marcell = His see our hell. Is he marr cell? Is he our hell? (Pilot chasing a UFO related jet crash.) Bananas in Pajamas = A na na in a jam a. Ban an ass in a jam ass. Mary Perry = Air repair he. Air he pair he. Airy airy. Air he hair he. Protocol = Pro to call. Who took all. Pro toe all. Roto all.(Rotate.) Propalactic = Pro pull - lack - tick. Oh hell acck icck. Pro all act tick. Rope a lack - - tick. (Is tug of war game.) Martyrdom = Marr erred dam Tatoo = At you. Hat too. Tripoli = Trip pole he. Helter Skelter = Hell her skill err. Biopsy = By - - hopes he. High hopes he. Bottoms are up = Bottoms are - - - up. (Come up also.) Church of the dammed = A err of the am. Hortaug = Hore tag. Beorne Bourge = Be horn hore. Bottom bracket = Bottom rack it. Bottom brack (dark water) it. Gas ration = Has rat on. Skirt the issue = Skirt is you. Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops Orchestra = Our hore feed err and the boss ten pops - or kiss a. Whistling Dixie = Is selling dick - is he. Is hell in - icck is he. Waldo grade = All owe - - - grade. Chuck Mistler = Ucck - is err. Waldorf Tunnel = Wall off ton hell. Hiroshima = Ire owes him a. He rose him a. Hier owes him a. Hair rose him a. Heroes him a. To every man an answer. To every man - an hands err. Mary Fairy = Airy fairy. Musberger = Us berr - gerr. (When riding bike and hit a cold spell.) Dixie Lynn Jones = Icck see - in owns. Dixie land blues = Icck see - and you. Rickey Scaggs = Icck he skagg. Andrew Lloid Weber = And you hide - have err. Mac Shoemacker = Acck - you mac (too much) err. Espionage = Is he in eyes. Didgeredoo = Did air he do. Dodger = Odd err. Mac Spankelmire = Mac (maxamum) spank hell - - I err. Winds of war = In are. Hoyt Axton = Why ax ton? Hoit(hert) ax ton. UV rays = You he - - "A's". Brunamyer = You in a mire. Freddy Fender = Ready - - end her. Rectal cancer = wreck tell - can sir. Cunnalingas = Un hell - in us. Tunnel vision = Ton hell his son. Lee Webster = He ebb stir. He web stir. Cristi Brinkley = Is he brink he? Lee Woodall = He would all. Sepulcher = Self assuer Sup hell err. Self full curr. Is awful err. (Is a sarcophagus.) Help is just around the corner. Moot point = Who it point? Web site = Web I. Holy croft covenant. Hole Viger and vim = Fig her and him. Alexander Soljanietzen = Hell ecck and err all - an he it in. All icch send her - hold and eat sin. Pomegranate = Home a ran it. When I took the old Pomegranate from garbage can. Rosenbloom = Rose in bloom. Mental abborition = Men tell - abhor it a ton. Crystel Gale = Is hell gale. Crystal cathedral = Is all has he hell. Motradee = Mo(more) tread he. Moat tread he. Oh trade he. Micky Roony = Icck - he you he. Arrow Flinn = Hero in. Benjamin Kapote = An am in a pot he. Sweet potato = We eat - pot hate o. Benjamin Netenyahoo = And am in it an yahoo. Freez frain = He is rain. Truman Kapote = You man ah pot he In my soul I am free. Baron Von Ricthoffer = Bar in on - icck off her. The mind of Billy Mulligan. The mind of Bill - -he mull again. Ken Keyse = In - - keys he. The Red badge of courage = The red badge of your rage. Pizza face = Eats a face. Cistern = Is stern. Sis earn. His turn Tongue twister = Tongue twist her. Doctor death = Dock door death. Hydraulics = I drull iccks. I droll licks. I drawl iccks. High - - all iccks. Alpine Meadows = All fine head owes. Hell pie in - Med(medication) owes. All pine me does. Ski Instructor = He in stuck hore Sock it to me = Sock - - - it too me. Twitchell = Twitch hell. Vision Quest = Is in quest. The search for Om Seti. The search for home said he. The search for Ommmm sit he. Brian Gates = I on gate. Eye on ate. Eye in hates. Brian Sussman = Eye on us man. Haphazard = Ape has heard. Brian Mulroony = I on mul(Mull) - who ne(need.) Eye on all who ne. Eye on all you ne. Eippicap = Epic cap. Corta Madera = Court a mad era. Hore a mad hair a. Sinefelt = Sign felt. I in hell. Ambrosia =Am rose a. Taxidermist = Ax he erm(ermine) - - missed. Jango Rienhart = An go I in hart. Derango Texas = Err and go X is. Toys for tots = To he is for hots. Keep it under wraps = Heap - - it under wraps. Jerry Rice = Air he I. Ronnie Lott = On he lot. Disease = Is ease. Marton Short = Our ton short. Tabernacle = Have her a hill. Have err acck ill Copenhagen. Open - hag in. Copernicus = Cup earn - he cuss. Cup burn he cuss. (When I got burned with the hot cup.) Indigo = In he go. Suten Henen = (Egyptian city.) You ton hen in. You ton hay in. You ton - -hay nin.(ninny) Soot in hay nin. Suit in - - hay nin. (Look.) Sue - - ten hen in. You ten hen in. Desmon Tu tu. Is on you to. Testiverdi = Is the bird he. Test the word he. Mark Chestnut = Hark - is nut. Mark - his nut. Laytonville = Hay ton hill. Lay ton - - ill. Robinson creek road. Rob in son - - - eek road ! Carrion eaters = Care he on - eat hers. Carry on he errs. Tax dollars = Tax - doll hers. Ax - doll errs. Ax hollers. Ax all errs. Ect. Disentary = Is in air he. The pit and the pendulam. The pit and the pen you am. The it and the en - you lam.(lamb) (Is on the Lam also.) The pit and the pen duel am. Sir Francis Beacon = Sir - - France is beacon. Err and is a con.Sir ran sis - - - a con. (Her X boyfriend was a con.) Emerson Phittapaldi = Am her son - fit appall thee. Am err son pit a fall he. Am mur(murder) son hit ape all he. Am err on hit a pole he. Hemingway = Him in way. Atilla the Hun = At hill (beehive) a the hon. At till a the hon. At ill (bee sting) a the hon. Prosthesis = Us thesis. Us he is. Us see sis. Us he says. Swastika = Was tick a. Was icck a. Was stick a. Rigamortus = Rig a more us. Rig amour us. Ragamuffin = Rag a muff in. Rag - - a muffin. (Is hot.) Sattalite = At a light. Sat a light. At hell I. Hat tell I. Saddle lite. Sat - - hell lite. Sat hell I. Rickenbacker (Ace air fighter pilot.) Icck - in back - - err. Kruschev = Cruse chef. Ruse have. You is chef. Hasselblad = Hoss sell lad. hassel lad. Ass hell lad. Has sell - - ad. Has hell bad. Invasion of privacy = In a son I a see. Stalker = aauck her. High wind over Jamaica = I win over - - Ya make a. Regis and Cathy lee = He is and at he he. Moveable feast = Who a bell east. Who a bell? - He is. You able east. Santa Claus = And a claus. Mongschure = On - - shure. Hell bent = Hell in. Old and in the way = Old in - - - the way. (Is the way.) Santa Clarita = And a air heat a. And a clear eat a. And a hairy a (This was a very hard one. Postpone = us own. Olive garden = All live hard in. Oh live our den. Hopi prophacy = Oh pee - prophet see. (When I peed.) Hoe he profit see. Hope he pro has he. Hope he prop has he. Hope he has he. Oh he pro has he. Oh he prop has see. Oh he has he. Oh he pro fit see. Oh he profit see. Oh he prophet see. Oh he prophet he. Oh he profit he. Oh he have it see. Oh he pro has - see. (There could be a few missed.) Hop he, happy ect. Demi moore = Gime more. Him he more. Babalon five = Babble on I. Bab hell on I. Burnt offering = Burnt - - - off her ring. Robert Ghost wolf = Robber go "wolf !" Rob her host wool. Rob hert host wool. Benevolent = An evil lent. Non violence = On - I lance. Benevolent beings = In - have o lent - he in. In have all - in he in. An evil in he in. Meori Eato = Mahore he eat - - oh ! Me - - or he eat. Cat Magic = Hat magic. At magic. Timothy Hutton = Him o see hut in. Doppler effect = Op(optical)err effect. (I quit typing, and later when outside, saw a twinkling star, and then recalled the last word.) Four stroke = (Motor) Fore - - stroke. (Golf) For stroke. (Broken blood vessel. Or stroke. Our stroke. Amanda Beard (Gymnist) = A man a ear. A man a bear. A man a beard. Ham end a bear. Etc. Amen a beer. Amen a ear. Etc. Am and a ear. Etc. Am end a ear. Ect. Am in a ear. Etc. A man appeared. Skidds (Child immune deficiency disease) Kids. hid. Go for broke. Go for - - - broke. Genovive (Mafia) = In o he. An know he. And owe he. An off he. Red shift (Doppler effect) = Head shift. (Trying to see it.) At the time, the red color monitor in my color TV was on the blink, and would often flash in and out. Ovary = Oh - - very. Celestial seasonings = See less "T" hell see son in. Hell less. - - TLC son. (Need more TLC.(Tender loving care)) Hell is he all - he's son in. Sell less he all - he's on in. Hell has he all ease on in. See less "T" - all ease on in. Beat them bust them - that's our custom. Hen pecked. Hen - - pecked. (Ate food.) Run amuck = Run - - am uuck. Jackpot = Aaack - - pot. Custamato (Mike Tysons trainer.) Custom motto. (Is his custom.) Us tomato. Billy Mier = Ill - he my err. Ill - he myer. Poltergeist = Hole err I. C section = See sex ton. Celestion = Cell is he on. Jack hammer = Jack hammer. (Jack hammers.) Ax - - am err. (Is a ax.) Jack am mer(murder.) Ax - ham err. Jack am her. Ect. The jokes on you. The hoax on who? Norman Rockwell = Hore man rock hell. Tutonkomon = Toot on comin. Two ton - comin. Hay feaver = A feaver. Kitchen little = kitchen lit hell. Itch in lit ill. It hen it tell. Kit in it hell. Kitten it ill. Hugh Hefner = You heft err? Who have her? He you have err. He have her. Swiss bank account = His bank a count. Is bank a cow. (Tender loving care) This actually appeared on the computer screen while I was eating a orange, and had put some water on the stove for a bath. I came back to type and there it was. While eating the orange I was thinking of a girl, and why she didn't like me. Swiss chard = His yard. Leek = eeek. Shallots = all hots. Richard Leaky = Rich are - he key. Loch Ness monster = Lock is on sir. Celtic art = Hell tick are. Sell icck art. Cell tick - - art. (Drawing in jail.) Soul train = So hell rain. So well "A" in. Whole tray in. Oh well "A" in. Ole hay in. Hole - ray in. Mark Spitz = Ark it. Hole in head = Whole in head. Puharich = You a itch. You a rich. Cripple creek = Ripple creek. Cripple - - - eeek. Rip hell reek. Tarantula = A ran to a. Are and chew a. Doc Watson = Datsun. Oxen. Duck. - - -What son? Mary Baker Eddy = (SDA author) Merry baker et he. He bake. - - Eer et he. Re bake - -err it. Air he acre he. Air ake - err he. Reek err et he. Merit he. Emmit Miller(Host of strange universe) = Am it - ill err. Him it - mill her. Am miller. Him it err. Him mill. Mit err. Emitter Dayna Atoms (Host also) = Day? - - na - -at him. Hay at him. Day at him. Wiley coyote = While he - I owe "T". Why he owe Tea? Wile(wild) oat. Momma Cass Elliot = Mama has hell - - he it. Mom a ass - hell it. Mc Donald = Icck - don hell. Christ will come to judge with a two edge sword. Knowledge = No - - ledge. (Stop.) Know edge. (Sword) Ball parks franks = All our franks. Dec. 15,96 Weird AL Yankovitch = Hair all and go itch. Wire haired terrier = Ire aired - tear he her. Habitual = A bitch you all. A bit you all. Appendix = Ape end - X. (Left over organ.) Catch word = Hatch word. Fuzzy Zeller = Us see hell - err. Appendectomy = Ape and deck to me. Toilet tissue = Toil - it is you. Oil lit tissue. Toy - it is shoe. Oye - it issue. Teilhard de Chardin = Tile hard - hays our den. Etheric double = He's err icc - dub hell. Bellarous = Hell are you. Bella Lugosi = Hell a you go se. Bella donna = Hell a on a. Bull shit = Bull hit. All it. High light Orchestra = I light - hore kiss a. Computer sence = Come you - her in. Big daddy = Big dad he. Twilight = I light. Bagdad = bag dad. Horse sence = Worst sin. Toad stool = Owed - stew hell. Owed you ill. Bella Luosee Hell a you - you see. Hiroshima = Hier owe - she ma. Bella Lugosi = Hell a you go see. Seinfelt = Sign felt. Balderdash = Bold - - her dash. Alder ash. Block buster = Lock - us err. Buster Keton = Us err key ton. Benediction = An addict on. In add icck ton. Star trek = Our track. Michail Jordan = My hell - hore done Buster Douglas = Us err - dug less Donaven = On heaven When all is said and done Albert Einstein = All hert - eye in sty in Duncan valley = Un can hell he Duncan Willaby = Un can ill a be/ Done and will be (Has died) Hata Smaul = Hat a small/ That a all Steven Spielburg = He in - heel err (Has thorn in foot) Dana Carvy = Day in a car he Henry Lee Lucus = In he - he you cuss/ And he he - you us (Was watching Jerry Springer on TV at the time, and the show was about a women in love with Henry Lucus. Hero worship = He row war ship Shanandoah = Hand and doe a/ Hand in door Worship = Err ship Sha na na = Hon on a (girls in love with) Snap to it. Nap to it Son downer = On own her Grampa Beck = And pa - - ecck Billy Grahm = Ill he am Grandma Moses = And ma mo(more) is/Ran ma - mo is Random house = Hand him house Waldo grade = Haul grade Frank Sinatra = Rank - sin hot a (Just saw on TV,he had a heart attack. Nickerbocker = Nick her back - err Coalition = Oh hell - his ton/Haul it on/Coal is ton Asphyxiation = Ass fix he a ton Bullet proof = Bull - it you Bullet train = Bull hit rain Lasagna = us on ya/ Loss on ya Cantilever = Can't he love her?/ Can't he leave her? Tuberculosis = Tubor - you low sis/ You err you love sis Preditor = Head et her Criterion = Cry tear he on/ I tear he on/I ear he on Trichinosis = Icck in - no sis/Trick in know sis Telekinesis = Hell icck in - he is/ Tell he can - he says No fault insurance = No fault is your ans(answer) Elizabeth Burrows = Hell is a bath err owes Hermetic journal = Err et - icck - err in all Docctor Shavago = Doc tore have fog go (When I saw weather forecast on TV.) Prosicuter = Us icck - you err(We think you err)/Us suck - cute her Lawrence Livermore labs = Our ans(answer) - live her more have Penny whistle = In he is hell (When I blew air in the fire.) Pen he hiss hell Toxic = Tax - icck Ox tick = Ox icck (Says ox) W C Fields Critique = Writ he/Crit(Critter) - eeek/It teak Eliefantitus = Hell if in - - tite us (is swollen) George Cloony = Hore you he Ciskell and Ebert = His kill and he hert Shangralie = Angry I Chagrin = Chug in/A grin/ Hug in Catskill = At kill/ hat ill Federal Reserve bank = Et all - he serve bank Katie Curric = Ate he - err icck Robatussin (Cough medicine) Robe it us in Rosenbloom = Rose in bloom Albert bender = All hert - end her Richard Broutagan = Itch hard brought again Sextuplet = X - you it Magical mystery tour = Mag(magic) icck hell is err - he hore Polygraph = All - he graft Nuron = your on Battle = bat hell/ At hell/ Hat tell To judge the quick and the dead. Who judge the icck in the head Vim and vigor = Him and he bore Battle ax = Hat tell - - - X (Tells the enemy) Victory through christ = Icck - hore he - - - you christ. Bolderdash = Bold err - - dash (Run) Jersey Devil = Err he - a hell/ Her see devil Sabbatical = Habit - icck all/ Have bat - icck all Constintiene = Con stint "T" in/ Consent - he in Wardrobes = War robs/ Our robes Catastrophe = Cat has trophy Certaintude = Err in you Wilderness = Hill her is Keep your eyes open = Keep - - or I open The power of perfection = The hour of her ecck ton Peace theough perfection = He you - - err - - - X ton Philippians = Flip - - he in Court Marshall = Hore our hell Covert operation = Go err - up her a ton/ Cover up - err a ton Pandora's box = And hore has box Helter skelter = Hell err skull her Tetly tea = Et he tea Isrealite = Is he a light? Paco Cruiz = wako you is Pablo Morlas = have low more hell has Pumpkin soup = Pump in you ( Eat soup) Bobby Gentry = Bob - he gent he/ Bob he in tree Bruce springsteen = You spring - - he in Bruce Boxlightener = You a light in her/ you ox - - - lighten her Kelly Monaham = Hell he on - - - a ham(Is a joker) Kill - he on a ham (kill pig) Cold frame = Old hay am Holy crap = Hole - he crap Bridge over the river Quwi = Ridge over the river - - I (Is whats left) Red river valley = Head he are all he/ Read he err all he Red rider = Red rye err UV (Ultra violet) You he Ultra violet = all a I et Jokes on you = hoax on you Heir apparent = Air wrap air in Glowcoma = Glow come a South west radio church = Out west raid he o church Kelly Moore paint = Hell he or aint Pinnacle = Pin nick - hell Cocker Spaniels = Cock her and yells Albert Switzer = All hert - white sir (Make clean) John paul Jones = On all owns Wendell Stevens = And hell he in Galopogos = Hell hope he goes Daniken = On icck in Loony tunes = Loon he you Luwellian = You hell he in Jeramiaha Sitchen = Air am I a itch in Dental hygiene - Dent tell high jean Syllasiben = Ill a I been Beth Shiba = Bath he a Moabite king = Mo )more) a bite king Hymalayha = Him a lay a Sylvester Stillone = Hll is err Hill own Hemophiliac = He mo(more) feel he ax Hermaphrodite = Perm afro - - dye it Homeopathy = Hoe me up has he/ Home me up has he Oral B = Or all be Incongruity = In con you hit he/ In on grew - it he Inquiry = In choir he Falsehood = False hood (hat) Pharisee = Fair is he Chippendale = Chip n dale/ Hip in hell Carl Sagon = Our hell a gone (He even just died a few weeks ago.) Incontinence = In on - "T" in They use the word "Martin Short", and "Doppelganger" when trying to tell me I made a mistake, as in the word "incongruity." That must be what the word means. At the time, I wasn't shure what it meant. The high bridge incident = The high bridge - in see dent Lawrence lake laboratories = Hore in ake - - ab(able) he tore he Nova Scotia = No us go a Brontosaurs rex = Brunt oh saw us - wrecks Loma prieata = Home a he et a Saint Seraphim earth quake = Ain't sir if him err ake Joe Montana = You on an a Albrect Druer = All brick you are Roxanne = Rock sand Advertising agent = At her I sing - - a gent Advertisement = At her eye is ment Sugar shack = Ugg - err shack No bones about it = No owns - - out it Celestial seasonings = See less "T" hell see son in Moment of truth = Omen of you Ernist Hemingway = Her nest - him in way Fredric Meyers Head icck my errs Mornings at two = More at you Rock and roll restitution = Rock and roll rest it you on (is buried) Masters and Johnson = Mast hers (ship) and on son Whitly Houston = It he - you ton/Whit he - hue ton/ Hit he you ton Rebellious = He hell he us/ He bell he us Spirits rebellious = Ear it - he hell he us Black beauty = AX - -you "T" Fatima = At him ma Gods worrior - by Frank G Slaughter = Odd hore he err by rank - - he slaughter (This is a real book that I have.) Potentate = Pot in ate Jimmy Humble = Him he humm bell Ceazer Chavez = Says err - have his Humble pie = Him bull pie Erickson = Err icck son Invalid = In - - - a lid/ In valid Chesterfield = Chest (Heart) her feel/ Chest her heel/ Chest her heal Magical mystery tour = Mag(magic) icck cull his err - he you are Bake sale = Ake ale Maynerd Carter = A nerd - are err Mayson Dixon = Ace on dick son/ A son icck on/ Hay son - hicks on Potentate = Potent - ate Potpourri = Pot pour he Shrimp fried rice = Err him - I ice Animosity = An am us a "T" (cross)/ An am us at he Delete = He eat Evacuate = He acck - you ate Lienes Paulins = Lion is paul in (apostle Paul) Life line = I lion Evacuate = He fuck - you ate Aquiline = Aqua - eye in Hallucination = Hell - you sin a ton Mischievous Is chief - he us Epiccap = Hip icck cap Manipulation = Man nip you a ton Manchurian devil = Man shure he in evil Publishers Clearing house = Hub is hers - clearing house Intrepid = In rep(reputation) hid/ In trip hid Classic case = Cull ass - icck ace Bomb squad = Am odd Pig in the poke = Pig in - - the poke Peregrine falcon Air a he in - fall can Poltergeist phenomenon = All true guys - fee no men on They kept repeating the word "intriped," and I kept changing the meaning, trying all possibilities to figure it out, because I am unsure of the meaning. They kept repeating it, and finally I just became frustrated because it was a waste of time. Later it was given again a few times, and I realized that the word itself said "In trip hip." Saudi Arabia = Sod he air ray be a Pilgrims progress = Ill grim - row - gerr is Population bomb = Pop you lay ton home Chartreuse = air true Population explosion = Pop you lay ton X low on Grim reaper = Him reappear Viper = I purr Matramony = At a money Poltergeist = All true guys Nicotine = Nic go he in If it makes you happy = If it akes who happy? Dwight Yokum = Duh - - why it yo kum? Short attention span = Short - a ten on - span Lackadasical = Lack a days - he call Lark in th morning = Ark in the mourning Tiger Woods = Tiger would Redundant = Re done dent Maltese Falcon = All tease - hell can Methamphetamine = Myth - am fit a mean Falcon crest = All can rest Balkin islands = Ball can - I lands Souri islands = sore he - I land Sabrina = Submarine a Pillowcase rapist = Ill low ace- a pissed Gun cleaner = Un clean err Mephistopheles = miff his - stop hell less Brigadier = Brig had ear Munchkins = Munch in Habakkuk = Have back cook Love triangle = Love try angle Exceptionist = Except ton is Expletive = Expel it have Christian radio network = His ton raid he owe net work By reason of insanity = I he son in on a ""T" Pasteurize = Past your eyes Donky kong = On key on Tex Watson = (Manson murderer) Ex - what son Tetrahedron = Hit - "rah" - he run/ Et a he run Tetley tea = Et he - tea Winnabego = In a bay go (WhenI put tea in the pot) Jaquechouf Smearnoff = Jack off smear off Barracuda = Bear a could a Maltese cross = All tease - cross Mattesse = (The painter) Mat he is Boston baths = Boss ton bath's (When I planned on a hot tub.) Julian Huxley = You he in hex he Ballentine ale = All in - I in ale Medicine = Head a sin Choir boy = Why err boy? Prometheus = Pro me thee us Linoleum = Ah know he um Captain quick = Cap ten icck Omar Sharieff = Home are share he Systemic = Is stem icck Max Flanigan = Ax land gain Fine tuning = I in toning Miss Amanda Jones = Is a man a owns. Max Lucato = Ax you hate oh Predatory environment = Read a - tore he - in fire on ment Jim Jones = Him owns Liepzig = Lie zig Cyborg = Sigh bore Predatory = Bread at - hore he Intel pentium chip = In tell pen he yum chip (When eating raw oats from a bag.) Michael Angelo = My hell and gee low Eeny meeny miney moe = He ne(need) - me ne - mine he - mo(more) Telaviv = Hell have he Expedition = X ped is on Epileptic = Up he lept tic Altimeter = Halt him it or Seago Rivera (Mural painter) = See a go he air a Sergio Menendes = Surge he owe men in is Massengail = Mass in gale/ Mess in gill Sieko genesis = See go - and is his Good Samaritan = Who? - same air it in Lairamy Wyoming = Lair am me - why coming NYPD blue (New York police TV show) = And why pee he you Sitcom = Sit - come Ram Dass = Rohm dauss (computer software) Delusional = He you son all Tony Randell and Dawne = Home he ran hell and down Patriarchal society = Hat he arc all so I it "T" Bulwarks = Bull works Cougar crucible = You gerr - you see hell John Cougar Mellincamp = On you gerr - hell in camp Daniel Defoe (Author of Robenson Cerusoe) = And yell - he foe Danyella = And yella (is chicken) Protoplasm = row to - has him Faith healing = Faith he ailing Oakridge boys = Hoe ridge boys Oakridge mall = Hoe ridge boys Dynomite = I know might Darma bums = Our ma - bum Darma combat (publication) = Arm a come bat Hydrodol (Author of "Ra" and "Kon tiki") = I row all Satan Sweetener = Hate ten - we ten err Psychic sweetener = I kick - we ten err Psychic solution = I icck - soul( sold) you on Jenny Craig = An he egg The egg and I = The egg in eye Funeral = Few - - - - - err all Flatulence = Flat - you lance Malcom X (Cival rights leader) = All come X Mariaha Cary = Mar I ah care he Albany (New York) = All been he LSD = Hell is he Prophacy = Prophet sigh Beelzebub = A hill see bub Omey Wiatte = Home he - why it? (When thinking of being at home typing, and feeling anxious to get this book written. It has been about two weeks now. The reason it takes so long is because many of the riddles in my notes are not decifered right, and it is a real brain test getting it right. They will let me struggle on hard riddles for awhile. They tell the best fitting riddle if I make a mistake. Or they give the cues to go back to certain words and fix minor mistakes. They are still also giving new word riddles as I'm typing (the earlier notes,) and I add these in at the exact time they come. I still glance at the "return" key on the computer, and if it seems to say "retard or rectum" I know to go back and alter the last riddle. If I think rebound, renew, reborn, reset, refrain, retire, radium,(a new one), nuron(means "your on") or return, it means it is good. A few times I saw almost hit the "shift" key, and the thought "red shift" comes. Mean "read - shift" (go to next word,) or is also related to the Doppler effect. "Hat ah small" (That a all) also means it is right. There is also a loud squeak noise near the TV set, that goes off when thinking of something, or when a riddle is solved, as if speaking to me, and confirming my thoughts. Sometimes it's there a lot, and other times it isn't. They have done this before. Charismatic = Car is matic Tuskineni = Us kin he ne(need) Night watcher = I watch her Night of the living dead = Height of the living head Death watch = Has watch Los Angeles lakers = Us - and he has acres/ Loss and he has lake errs (lake of fire) CSN International = (Calvary Christian radio) See us an enter - - - - - - - na - - ton hell Leviticus = Have it - a cuss San Diago Zoo = And he - ago you. (ancestors) Daniel Booie= And yell "boo" he Consecration = On he a ton You snooze - you lose = You noose - you loose Pepsident (toothpaste) = pep see dent Sparky = Spark he (Is a nick name my one friend "Tom" calls me.) Chucamunga = You among a Pasal Robles = Pass all robe bulls Christian century = His ton in - your he. Courtesy call = Hert is he all Christian ministry network = His ton in his tree - - - it work Sodomites = Sad home eyes/ Sad - oh my - - is Westport = Has hore Teenager = He in age - err Private diary = Pry - have it - I air he Bella Lugosi = Hell a you go see Rashashana = Rush - - she's on a Seinfelt = Sign felt Letters to the editors = Let hers to the et it hores Pepperridge farms = Upper ridge farms Romeo and Juliet = Rome he owe and you he et (When I walked out and got some carrots from refrigerator, and walked back eating them.) Zechariah = Sack a rye a/ Sock her I a/ suck her high a / sack her I a/ Is heck err I a Bug in ass = hug in has Idolitery = I doll it air he/ I dull it ear he Zealots = sell it/ hell it's Jimminey cricket = Him in - he crick it Sacrilegious = Sack he ledge us New Testiment = You is a meant Jimmy crack corn and I don't care = Him he crack horn and I don't care. Edger Rice Burroughs = Head err - I borough Nickelodeon Icck - -hell owed - he in Cherokee nation = Chair okee a ton Oswald Chambers = Us walled chambers Holy Sepulcher = Whole he sup pull curr (When finished eating lunch.) Rat fink Zerubbabel = sir rub bub bell/ is err rob bob bell Radio city music land = And he oh sit he - you sick man Corpus Christi = Core puss christ he (When I found the wine, but put it back.) Jessie Marsalas = is he more hell us Sistine chapel = Is he in a hell Nuremberg trial = Your in berr - - I hell (Had just got some firewood, and was closing the door. The sun has gone down and it's colder now.) Tuskinini = Tusk in - in he/ Us skin - in he/ Us skinin he Smith barney = Is barn he Tuskarora = Tusk a roar a Trapazoid = Trap has hide Moot point = You point Crimson clover = Him son over Hermosa Johnson =Err mo(More) a on son Low proximity = Low frocks him it he Armenia = Are mean - knee ya Fusion = few shun Sparkey and our gang = Spark key and our gang Night watchmen = Height watch men Cold fusion = Cold - - few son Idiosyncrasies Hid he oh think crazies Exodus = X owed us Sexual misconduct = X you all - is con - ucck Porta potty = Port a pot he (When I carried a bucket of bath water to heat on the stove. Joseph Mengala = (Nazi) Go sell men hell a/ Go suff(suffer) men hell a Reenactment = He in act ment KGO TV = Cage he owe - tee hee Erector set = He wrecked - err - set (Sat on it and crushed it) Uterus = You tour us Federalies = Fed - are all he Rosheashana = Rush has on a Spiritual Wickedness = Hear it you all - icck hid is Karch Kori = Ark - Core I George Forman = Org form man Act your age not your shoe size = Act our age not our shoe size (New age) Rockingham estates = Rock in ham his ate Arnold Swarteznegger = Are nulled swore it's nigger Sputnic (failed satellite) = Sputt - icch Doctor Jeckle and mister hyde = Dock hore ecck ill and is err - hide Bozo the clown = Bow is owed the clown Pentium chip = In he yum - chip White robe = Height row Thor Hydrodol = Hore - I row all Vishnu = Is you Jewish - You wish Zimbabwe = Him bob away/ Him bab away/ Sin bad way A lesson in frugality = A less on in - you all it he (When cleaning house) Tooth brush = You rush Oak ridge boys = Hoe ridge boys Circumstantial evidence = Sir come stand he all - have he dense (Soon after this I saw the tasters choice commercial on TV. The one where her old lover shows up unexpectantly, and talks her into having a quick cup of coffee, and suddenly her date arrives and rings the doorbell. Dichotomy = I hot a me Materlink (Scientist, author?) = Hat her link Out of hock = Ow of hock Diagnose = I hag nose Hypotenuse = High - - - pot a noose (Is hanging high)/ Die pot in you Chelsi Grammer = Hell see - am her The egg and I = The egg in eye Asphyxiated = Ass fix - he ate it Doppelganger = Dope hell gang err Stienpiltz = I in pill Cardiac arrest = Card he ax - a rest Circumscribe by the bible = Sir come I - - I bell Fig newton = Fig you ton Jerkel circle = Jerk hell - sir kill Dec. 18, 1996 Allison Chalmers = All his son - all errs Theodore Kazinski = Thee had door has in he Valedictorian = Vale a icc door he in Jews for Jesus = He you or he us Dictator = Icck hate hore Sherlock Holms = Err lock - home's Ejaculation = He ax = you lay ton Budapest = Budda pest Mission Impossible = His son - in - us able Layton = A ton Morton Brinkley = More ton brink he Santa Ana = Sent a an a In christ all things are possible = In I haul things - us able Witherspoon = With her - who in?/ Is her spoon? UV rays = You he rays Life application bible = I have he a ton - I bell Hardiest hit = Heard hisses it Tommy Two tones = Ah me you owns/ ah me you hoe in/ ah me you toe in The power of persuasion = The "pow" err of err way son Beatle juice suspect = Beat hell you us etc. To each his own = To he is hoe in Aladdin = A lad in/ all had in/ Hell a din/ Hell a den The rock where Moses stood = The rock here - mo(more) is stood Genetic material = In et tick a tear he all Patty Lovelace = At he love ace Crying holy unto the lord = I in hole -eeeee - un do - - - the lord (needs) Nuro biologist = You row by all log is Zebbadiaha = Have bad die ha Cardiovascular = Card he owe ask you are Albatross = Ale bat ross Debutante = Deb you taunt Injunction =In junk ton Injunctavitus = In junk have fight us Jerusalem worrior = Err you sell em - or he hore Atilla the hun = At ill a - a hun(hundred) Jerusalem = Her who sell him Julian Lennon = You he in - hen on Jerusalem stranger = Her who sell him tray in- - - err/ Her who sell him stray in - - gerr/ Her who sell him strange - err/ Her who sell him hay in gerr Rat on = Hat on Dispensation = His pen say ton Zerubbabel = His err rub bub bell Palm dale = Alm ail Cabbage patch kids = Have badge catch kids Seven deadly sins = He in head he sins Barbra Strisand = Barb a I stand Seventh day adventist = Heaven a had in is Cucumber = You come err Hop skip jump = Up hip hump Scandinavian = Scan - - an "A" - he in/ And a knave he in American = Am hier - I can American pie = Am hier I can - I Elinor Rigby = Hell in or rig be (Is a set up) Fatel world = Ate ill hore held/ Hate tell war hell Panty hose = Pant he hose Instability = In stable - - it he Insanity = In and a "T" Meat and potatoes man = Heat and pot - - tatoes man/ Eat and hoe tatoes man Boston Selsor = Boss ton hell sir Boston Celtics = Boss ton sell - - ticks/ Boss on hell iccks Paul Davies = (scientist author) = All day he is Extraterrestrial Phenomena = Ax straw her is tree all fee no men a/ Hack straw err has he all he home in a/ X rah err has tree all he omen a Hex straw err is he all he no men a / Stacy Stutsman = Ace he huts man Judy Garland = You he - our land Gay Tellowease = Hay - tell who we is Ace of spades = A is of aids All terrain vehicle = Haul her hay in - he hick hell/ Hell err rain we icck ill/ All a ray in we heck hill Restaurant = Rest her aunt (This came when I hit the "return" key, and I was getting really tired. "Retire" also came. Earlier when I was on a roll, the thought "Radium" and "Radiation" came when hitting the return key. All the riddles were deciphered and coming quick then. Once later came "refund.") Yosemite sam =You him - it he am Panorama Pan are ram a Meadow lark = Med(medacine) owe ark Humble pie = Humm bell eye Dracula = Ax you a Queen of shiba = We in he a Rainbow worrior = Ray in bow - hore he err Batman and Robbin = Hat man and robe in Chappaquitic = Chap icck quit - - - icck (When I washed my pile if pants.) Baited breath = Ate hid has Brave new world = Rave - - you war hell Lucey (the early human remains found be Richard Leaky) = You see Take back the night = Ake back the night Walking in the rain = Ah king in the rain Eye on the sky = High on the sky Get away = Hit a way Gene Autry = He in our tree Abigail Van Buren = Have a girl and your in Ray gun = A gun Portfolio = Port hole he owe (go potty) Court of appeals = Core of ape heals Doe ray me ah sole hat he ate = Oh hay me has all that he hate Sedentary = Said in tear he (Means to not eat the tomato paste.) Olfactory gland = Old factory land Nahdia Cominnitch = Not he a come in - - eecch (When they told me not to eat anymore heavy tomato paste with potatoes, because of a split gut that keeps bleeding. The acid is too high. Vale Colorado = Hell all or rad owe (means to throw it all out.) Acidofalis = Acid awful - - - less Salmonella = All man ill a Anonymity = An know him it he Cool fedex = Who hell fed X Sex appeal = X ape ill Recalcitrant Reek hell sit rent Recoil = He coil Glandular deficiency = Land you err - he fish in sea Radio carbon dating = Raid he owe our on hating Wayne world = Way in war all Sedentary = Sad - in tear he Radio carbon dating = Aid he owe - are on ate in Dec. 19, 1996 Ettenborough Scotland = Et in - err oh - out land/ Et in berr oh - out land Glaucoma = Ow come a Goofis and Gallant = Who is and hell in Lucid dreaming = Who hid - he in? You hin - he in Emaciated = He may see ate did Hello jackson = Hell low ax son Helter skelter = Hell err hell her Frank Sinatra = Rank sin not a Hellin Keller = Hell in - hell her Eliminated = He limb in ate did Suzi Q = You see you/ You he - you Fiber optics = I berr - up ticks (When I lifted weights in the cold) Bolderdash = Bold - her dash/ Old - her ash Weight lifter = Hate - lift err A bible break = A high bell ake Parapsychology = Air a I all oh gee Hallucination = Hell you sin a ton Biolocation = I owe low a ton Country time lemonade = On he I am him on aid/ Cunt tree I am lay on aid Jimmy Carter = Him he are err Ambassador = Am ass it tore (donkey) Asper gum = Has err - hum Mung beans = hung he in Carismatic movement = Air his hat - icck - - who in? Eckersley = Heck her's he Harrison Ford = Air - his son hore Nancy Snyderman = And see I err man Author Fiedler = Our Thor feed lore Doctor Feelgood = Doc tore heal good Tanninbaum = And in home Dungerees = Done juries/ On your ease Hailbop = Hell bob Grace central church = Ace in hell err Immaculate conception = Him acck you let on hip ton Beelzebub = A hell see bub Emotional defiant = He mo ton all - he I in Emerson = him err son Define resolution = He I in - his owe you ton Epileptic fit = Hip pull lept tick hit Emotional gambit = He oh ton hell - am it Bambi = Am he Epidemeology = Hip hid he me all oh gee Tonsillectomy = Tons hill ecck to me/ Ton select home he/ Ton sill heck to me/ On sill ecck tommy Tubby Tunes = Tub he you in Dead cow disease = Head ow is ease Lauralye = Hore a lie/ Lower lye/ Aura lie Predestination = Breed is tin a ton/ He is in a ton Too much slip away = To hutch lip - a way Oral B (dental floss) = Or hell be/ Hore hell be Hiesman trophy = Eyes meant row fee/ High is men throw fee Babe in arms = Babe in harm/ Hay - been harm?/ Bay bin arms/ Hay bin harm Castration complex = Cast ray shun hump licks/ Cast stray Shaun come plucks/ Has trays ton home licks / Cast strays on comb plucks/ Cast ration hump iccks/ Has ray ton home hex/ Cast hay son comb hicks/ Ass ration come X Ramsey = am he Tiger Woods = I gerr would / Hi - - gerr would/ Eye err would/ Hi - - her would/ Eye - her would/ I her would/ I her wood/ I err wood/ I err would/ Eye err would/ Higher would/ Higher wood/ High err would etc. Chichen Catchatori = Hick in hatchet tore he Ire felt = I err felt Hasselblad = Has hell bad Cream of the crop = Cur - he am of the crop Charleton = Harlot on Deuteronomy = Dude - her on - - oh me Predatory = Read it - tore he Pergatory = Err - get hore he Rudy Galinda = You he - hell in a High ball = I all Quonset hut = Who wants it hut? Eddie Debartelo = Head he - he are hell low Opis seventy nine = Oh piss - heaven "T" - - I in Innate wisdom = In ate wisdom Rope a dope = Row - a hope Rita Coolage = Eat a cool age Oh lord have mercy = Oh lord have err see Investigative phenomenon = In has a gate if he know men a Hog pen = Hog in Telaportation = Hell a hore a ton Aristotle Onassis = Air is hot hell oh has is Nideross = I err us Jimmy Gelinda = Him he hell in a TelePrompTer = Hell a prompt he Petaluma = Et a who ma Apostolic ministry = Ape is all icck in his tree Aphrodisiac = Half road these he yack/ Have rode these - he yak / Afro these he yack Texcoco = Tex coco/ Hex coco (Means I messed up a previous riddle, and it needs correction. They later used this word for same reason.) Karch Kori = Arch core high New age reality = Who age - he hell it he Shakespeare = Shake spear/ Aches ear Danny Glover = An he over Butterfield blues = Butt her feel you Pomo undercrossing = Home o under cross in (When I ate some peanut butter. Must relate to homophobia of a contactee. Bible password = I bell has word Spirit of complexity = Ear it of come hex - it he Thessalonica = Is hell low I ca(can)/ Is hello I ca Damian Williams = Day me in ill am (I was ill today) Salvation army = Hell a ton arm he Anesthetic = An a head icck/ An it's said icck Up ended = Up and did Genetic engineering = In et icck- in an ear in Calldwell industries = Cold hell in us trees Calld well bankers = Cold well bank hers Custodian = Cussed stowed he in/ Us towed he in/Us stowed Deanne/ Cussed owed Deanne Stillone = Hill own/ still on/ ill on Cezar Chavez = Say czar chivvies/ See czar chevys/ Say - czar have his Labionka = Have he on a Fittapoldi = Fit appall he/ hit up all he Thessalonica = This hell on Ike a/ Says a lawn hike a/ This salon Ike a Thistle and shamrock = This hill and am rock/ This (sill/ ill) and sham rock Mung bean = Hung he in/ Bung he in/ Bong be in Bifocals = By folk culs Thistle on ice = This hell on eyes Apostolic ministry = A post stall icck men his tree/ Oppose toll lick men is tree/Apples stall lick men is tree/ Up hose stole hick men his tree/ Ape hoes stall icck menace tree/ Ape pissed all icck in his tree Too Pop Shapoor = You have so poor (This was said to tell me I was still way off trying to figure out the last riddle. I finally did a lot better.) Constantine = Constant he in Babylon five = Babble on I Theodore Gozinski = He a door go's in's key The ghost in misses = The host in is his Custamaro = Us tomorrow Slut = sell hut Custimato = cuss tim at hoe (Mike Tysons trainer) Roving = hoeing/ rowing Temporal lobe epilepsy = Temp pore ale low hip pull lept see Laura lee = Wore a he Revenge = He hinge Insanity = In's ah nit he/ In and a "T"/ In,s ah net he Hari Christna = Are he christ? - - - na Eggersley = Hague hers sleigh Close knit = cloth snit Hershell Hawkins = Her shell hawk inn's Laws of the jungle = Awe's of the hung gull Eggersley = Egg hers slay Rosenbloom = Rose in bloom Chestnut = Chest nut Harlem Globe trotters = Hore him globe rot errs Chastisement = Has eyes ment East of Eden = Eats of eaten I commit robbery = I come it - rob her he Sodomites = Sod he might Raygun = A gun Albrect Druer = All berr wrecked drew err Annette Phonachello = An it phone a cello/ A net hone a shell low Donkey kong = Dong key kong Winchell doenuts = Wind shell done huts Cantilever = Can't tell leave her Stanley Cubrick = Stan Lee coo brick Candelabra = Ken dell a bra Hyper space = eye per space Hypercaratosis = Aye par carat oh sis Kavorkien = Calf fork key in Cavort = cafe fort Robatusson = Row bat us in Teilhard de Chardin = Tile hart day char Dan Rocky Marciano = Rock he marr see ah no Fittapaldi = Hit appalled he Cordova = Cord over Purgatory = Purr gut tore he/ Purge gut tor he (When I was real sick) Heavily armed = Have hell he armed Cantilever = Can't ah leave her Cats claw = Hats law Natcho and dog = Not show and dog Barnaby Bill the sailor = Bar in a be ill the hale her David Booey = Day hid you he Fertle valley = Fur till vale he Coming at you = Home in hat you I'm a credit man = I'm a et hit man (When I quit eating and this song was singing in my head in the morning when heating tea on the fire.) Emotional roller coaster = He mo(more) shin all - roll err coast her Principality = Prince see pal - it he Septuagint = Stepped you a gent Jacki Chane = Jack key Shane Chop Suey = Hop sue he Agriculture = Hag rug cull truer Ring truer = Ring - you err Aggregated assault = Hag Greg gate did ass salt Articulate = Art icck cue let/ Are tic cue let Cats kill = Hat skill Bag man = Hag man Rock and roll roller coaster = Hock and hole - whole err host her Weather vane = Heather vain Portfolio = Port foal Lee owe Michalia Garrett = Ma kale ya gar rite Martin Short = Our tin shore it Ruble Winkel = Rue bull wink hell Rebel with out a cause = Rebel with - - - - - Out a cause Mung beans = Hung he in (When I had cloths hanging all over my trailer, to dry during the rain. They actually gave this one earlier when typing, even though it was written further along in my notes.) Tiny Tim = Eye in he him Loma Linda = Low maul end a Konietchewa = (Taiwanese word for hello or?) On itch you ah (When I was going to take a nice hot bath finally) Butterfield blues = Butt err feel you Florence Nightingale = Hore in's I ten gale Konietchewa = An itch you are Ecckersly = Ecck - errs he (They gave this after I wrote the last words.) Anita Briant = An neat tub rye ant Rickets = Rick Kitts's Olive oil = Ah live why yell Crocodile Dundee = Crock code dial done dee Desmond Morras = Hase manned morass Emotionally discharged = He motion Ale he this charged Amityville horror = Ham mitt heave ill hore or Uri Geller = Your he hell err Emotionally challenged = He motion Ale each hale hinged Spermazoah Spur maze soe a Galloping ghost = Gal lope ping host (When watching football on TV) Emotionally disabled = He motion Ale he this Abe billed Overt overture = Over toe virtue err (Was a hard one to see) Kenny Stabler = Ken he stable err Constellation = Cons tell a ton Wires crossed = Why errs crossed? Small feet = All he Enmity = In mitt he Anette fonachello = On net faun a cello Pooper scooper = Poop err scoop her Pattern = At err in Haul off = All off Bill Gates = Ill hates Soviet Union = So he et - you in on Captain Black = Cap ten lack (When I lifted wood stove lid) Repugnant = Reap hug in ant (Was a very hard riddle to see) Drew Bleudsoe = Drew blood soe Marcellas = Mar cell ass Overture = Over chew err Victoria's secrete = Vic tore he as seek writ Jesse Marcellas = Jess see mar Sale ace Valachinko = Vale a shank go Valitae Smitnickoff = Vale it he some mitt nick off Valedictorian = Vale a dick tore he in Fine tuning = Eye in tooning Edger Casey = Head gear case see Your time commeth = Our time come myth Edger Allen Poe = Head gerr haul in go (When I hauled in wood) Pyrocantha = Pie row can the Venezuela = Hen is you ail a Randy Shandabill = Rend each and a bill Ukulele = You cull lay Lee Limeric = Limb err icck Zimbabwe = Is him bab way Bantam books = Ban tam hooks = Gazuenthiet = Gauze hunt height Low IQ = Oh - - I qu Wits end = It send Ukraine = You crayon Lymes disease = lie yums this ease One iota = On I oat a Pit bull = It bull Peter Pan = Pee tour pan Disabled = This Abe bold Old age = Hole egg Attarandyke = At her ran dike/ Hat tar ran dyke Disbanded = This band did Rowenoak = Row an oak Lysentatious = Lies in hay us Watch factory = Watch - - - fact ore he Pot belly pig = Pot hell - he pig About a week ago I saw on three seperate nights, a unusual light in the sky. Once a blinking light in the north that went out, once a flash of moving light in the east a few days later, and about three days after that in the early morning when all stars were out, I saw a very big shooting star heading down in the west. One other thing they showed me during the day a couple of times a day ago, and three days ago, was that while I was reading: -----a remote peice of a dream was suddenly recalled, that came from the night before. This tied into the subject matter of what I just read, and gave a riddle that taught. It had to do with taking things that weren't mine. On the second time this happened. The first time I missed the clue. This meant my subconscious mind was doing things in the real world? or I was unconsciously stealing , not thinking that it mattered , as some things I claimed from family and others things I thought no one cared. Other was petty theft even it developed into. It started with being a rock hound, and wanting all the best rocks, and developed into into petty theft. Later they even gave me a dream of a word (that needed to be broken down into the riddle), and I couldn't recall the dream exactly, but then awoke and heard the riddle spoken out. This was another totally new thing, and might mean that maby I'm living in a subconscious real life dream world (receiving the world riddles) and hen in real life trying to decifer them? Or the key words given are the subconscious , and the riddle itself is the real me. This is true. This dream happened a few days later, after I thought " what else can you show me"? as a smart alic joke. Simon Peter = I on eater Catechism = Cat tic is him Vigarow = Vigor row Psychic solution = side kick sole you ton (When I saw another psychic advertisement on TV.) Catalyst = Cat a list Acts of the apostles = Ax of the ape hostels Hospice = Us piss Benevolent beings = Be have oh lent be in Lines Paulings = (author) Lioness all in (apostle Paul) Sand scrit = Hand writ/ And it Chuck Mitzler = Chuck - - - his err Leslie Van Howton = Less Lee van how ton Love your enemy = Love your an a me Telouse Latreck = Tell Loose lit wreck Brady bill = Aid - he Bill Betty Ford clinic = Et he or in icch Figon = Fig gone Conspicuous = Con spic you us Constantenople = Con Stan ten ople Bio deversable = High owed he verse able Return = He turn High ho silver = I hoe silver Serpentine = Sir pen teen Copisetic = Hope is set icck Casper gum = Hasp erg um/ Hasp berg um Mississippi rising = Miss his sip pee rise sing Extraterrestrial = Extra her rest tree all Capernaum = Cup urn him/ Cup earn him/ Cup burn him Charismatic = Care his mat icck Penny pincher = Pen he pinch her Matlock = At lock The black box seen in UFO stories could represent "ARK," (the chest) as in the ark of the covenant and Noah's ark. The bright spot seen in the darkness when eyes are closed (given by them when speking to my thoughts,) is similar to a recent sun spot burned into the eye. This explains why some Indians would stare at the sun. This explains why in the bible it says "no one can look directly at god without being blinded, for it is too bright, and no one can see his face. This must go back to older religions also. Inert gas = In hert has Every bit = Have he it Crucifix = Crews ah fix/ You's a fix (When first typing this word, the song with the lines "happy birthday baby" was for a moment going through my head. Beat um bust um that's our custom = Eat um us um hats our cuss tum (This was the cheerleaders slogan when I was in high school twenty odd years ago Alagainey (The river?) = All a gain he Repeater = He eater What goes in must come out = What goes in must come out Allagash = All a gash What goes around comes around = What goes around comes around Rancho costa plenty = An oue us a lent he Indonesia = End owe knee shah/ In doe knee shah Inquisition = In quiz sit shun/ In qua sit shun (Was the hardest to figure out. I finally gave up, and then they gave it to me.) Hart attack = Art hit tacks/ Art hat tax Boe Jackson = Oh ax son Boe Diddly = Oh did Lee Indigestion = In die jest shun Heavy handed = Have he hand did Willow = will low Circumspect = Sir comes pecked/ Sir comes specked Dispensation = His pen say shun Insinuation In sin you way shun Penetration = pen it tray shun/ Pen it ray shun Predestination = He dust tin nation Peanut butter = Pee nut butt err Pot shots = hot hots Bare foot in the sand = Bear foot in the sand Balance beams = Bale ants be yums Appendectomy = Happen deck toe me Bolemia = Bo Lee me ah/ Holy me ah (When I lifted tea pot from stove) Happenstance = Happens stance/ Hat pins dance Buckwheat = Buck we eat Assasie Saadatt = As sass see sad dot/ Us ass see sod dot/ Ah sassy said dot Bare in mind = Hier in mine Assanine Idiot = As sin eye in hit tea it Emotional rescue = He mo ton all re skew Mel Tormay = Hell tore may Trinity church = In it he err Constipation = Cons tip pay shin/ Cons tip pay shun/ Terms of endearment = Terms of an ear meant/ Terms of in deer meant/ Terms oven deer meant Baptism = Bap is him (Has been ceremoniously bopped on head) Baptismal font = Bap is him all on Metallica = Mitt Hale icck a Mellencamp = Melon camp/ hell in camp Hale Lindsay = Hail Lynn see/ Hay ill Lynn see/ Hell in see Hazel nut eyes = Haze ill nut I/ Hay sill not high Metro = Met row Metro traffic news = Met rotor raff icck gnus (Was very hard to see) Bingam North Carolina = Bing am north care oh line a Gertrude Roberts = Gerr trued rob hurts (Was my piano teacher over thirty years ago.) Gwalalah = Go wall loll a (small town on Mendacino coast) Dunlop = Done lop Marsupial = Our soup he ill Cat majic = Hat majic Gastosterone = Gas tossed err own (Is not a real word) Gastular enteritis = Guest you lure inter write us/ Guest you'll err inter write us Eye in the sky =I yin the sky Laugerfelt = Loug err felt/ Log gerr felt/ Logger felt Claudia = Clod he a Emancipated = He man sip hated Random acts of violence = Ran dome acts of I lance/ Rend home acts of I lance Biochemistry = By owe Kim is tree Junk mail = Hunk hell Shatters = Hat errs Almamata = Ale ma mot a Principality = Prince he pale lit he/ Prince he pall lit he/ Prints sea pail it he/ Prints see pal it he Emancipation = He man sip pay shun Predestination = Pre destine nay shin Ala mode = Allah mowed / All ah mowed All understanding = All under standing (Are standing under it) Read him his rights = Read him - - - - - - his rights Sexual harrasment suite = X you all her ass meant suit Julian Lennon = Jewel he in an on Paula Jones = All a owns Bombardment = Bomb - barred ment Crotch shot = Crotch hot Paula Barbeairy = All a barb he air he Bill Clinton = Ill in ton (saw him on TV right after this) Worrier = War he hore Depression = He press shun Damian Williams = Dame he in will yams/ Day me in will yums Transitory = Transit tore he Quonset hut = Who on set hut/ Who want's set hut Blinded by the enemy = Lie in did in he me/ Lion did and he me Paper back writer = Paper back - - - - - I err/ Ape err ax - I err Communications specialist = Come you nick Kay shuns special list Influenza = In flue in's a (When I checked my stove flue for leaks) Pleurisy = Pull lure is he (I was chocking from smoke) Red rock in = Read - - - rock in Grape boxes = Gerrr - - ape boxes Lady in red = Laid he in - - - read Emphysema = Him fizz zee ma Honeysuckle rose = Hone knee's uck ill rows Communications industry = Come you nick Kay shuns in dust tree Tweedy bird = To weed he bird/ Tweed - he bird Soothsayer = Sue's sayer Jennifer Loure = Yen if err lorry Poncho De Leone = Paunch hoe day Lee own Childrens tylenol = Chilled wrens tie Lynn all Bow hunting = Oh hunting Pittsburgh Pirates = Pitts err pie et's/ It's burr I writ Chi chi Rodregas = She She rod he has/ He he odd he us Brad pitts = Rad hits Pizza pie = Peat's up I Horewitzer = Hore wits err Horowitz = Hore row wits Gummy bear = Humm he air Hiroshima = Hair row she ma Helsinki = Hell sink he Hezekiah = Has icck high a Joseph Smith = Oh huff some mitt Herchel hawkins = Her shill haw kin's Rancho Cordova = Ran choke cord ova/ Ran choke or dove a/ Ran choke core dove a Terradactile = Terra dactyl/ Tare a dactyl Brunnamyer = Brew in a mire Toadstool = Toe wed stew wool Demeaner = Dee mean eer/ Deem ean Gar = are Rosie Mulendez = Rose see mull lend is (When I mulled over a money) Black box = Black ox Moses = Mows is Egyptian monolith = He gyp shun mon Country bumpkin = Cunt tree bump kin The pit and the pendulum = The it and the pen jew um Tundra bus = Ton drub us (Saw a show about polar bears on TV then) Barbitall - Barb it all/ Bar bit all Wake up call = Ake up all Leggo Maniac = Leg go main he yack Doctor feel good = Doc or eel goo Warm blooded = Harm blood did Even steven = Eve in - he in Pall bearer = All error Barbitual = Barb it chew wool/ Bar bit chew wool Fernndale = Earn ale Howie Mendell = How we men dell Slim pickens = Limb pick kins/ Him icck in Mendocino all stars = Men doe scene no all stars/In oh see doe all ours Men oh see no all ours Bermuda triangle = Berm you duh try hang gel/ Err you a I hang hell Folgers coffee crystals = Foal gerrs coff he christ tells/ Oh err is coff he is hell Taywotewakcon = Tae woe tea wok con Chariots of the gods = Chair he it's of the odds Rita Hayworth = Rite a hay worth Taxation = Ax a ton Dragon flies = drag on flys Antediluvian world = Ant he dull you've he in world Androgenous = And rouge in us Pinnacle = Pin nick cull Equalizer = Eke will eyes err Thomas Edison = Tom miss et is son Westbray = West brae Worst case scenario = Err a sin - air he owe A separate reality = Ass up err writ reality Reign of terror = Rain of error Son of a bitch = Son of a itch Lou Rawls = Who awls Monster mash = On stir - hash/ On err - ash Cinderella story = Sin err hell - a hore he Jerry Louis and the playboys = Air he you is and the lay boys Joseph Mengala = You self men gala/ You self men hell a Self = distruct = Hell is struck/ Hell is ucck/ Elf is truck Distrust = is trust Catie Currick = Ate tea - cur icck/ Hate he err icck Voyeur = Why err Letter bomb = Let her home/ Et err home Cry me a river = I me a err/ Rye me - a river Cauldacot tunnel = Culled a cot ton knell Shish kabobs = Shh his cab bobs Swastika = Saw ass stick a Cauldron = Called drawn High ho silver = I owe silver Peridot = Pear a dot Ezekiel = Easy keel Jeremiah = Jeer a Maya Aphrodite = Have fro dye tee/ Have row die tea Habakkuk = Have back cook Bounjure = Bone's your Ararat = Ear a rat/ Air a rat Gazetteer of places = Gas et tier of places Oxyana Byoule = Ox yon a by you'll Temper tantrum = Him err tantrum Alma matte = Ale ma mat ah Dec. 23 1996 Origin of species = Ore a gin of specs sees Chucky cheese = Ucck - he cheese Policea = Pole la see a Hemmingway = Him in way Hemlick maneuver = Him lick men you've err Paula Abdule = All a have you Martin Mareatta = Mar tin marry et a/ Mar tin mar he et a Health net seniority plus = Hell et sin hore it he us. Exasperation = Ex ass per ray shun Martin Short = Mar tin short Bruce Macabbie = Brew smack cab be cabbie Bruce Lee = Brew sleigh Benjamin Netinyahoo = Ben jam in net in yahoo Galapagos islands = Gal lap pa goes I lands Bemani = Beam any Bee man he/ Be many Gloria Stinem = Hore he a sty in um/ Or he a eye in um/ Glory a stein um Aard vark = Our ark/ Hard ark Pidgin hole = Pidgin hole (stool pidgin) Sionada = I owe nada Michuakan = Mitt chew ah con Mark Twain = Ark wane Phenobarbital = Fee in no barb bit tall Hysterectomy = His store wreck to me Interstellyaler space = In err hell you err ace Condolini = Con do Lee knee Ambrosia = Am broach a Nostrodamas = Nosh draw dam ass C. W. Mc Call = See dub hell you icck all Homophobia = Home owe foe be a W. C. Fields = Dub hell you see fields Hypochondriac = Hype poke Andrea acck Drip dry = rip rye Brie = He Fruit cake = Root ake Logan pass = Low gun ass Paul Newman = All you man Attraction = At track shun Benjamin Netinyahoo = Bend gym in net ten yahoo C. W. Mc Call = See dub bell you icck all Arachnid = Ah Barbitchuwits = Bar bit chew it's/ Barb itch you wits Apple sauce = Ape hell sauce Logan pass = Low gun pass/ Log on ass Phenobarbital = Garberville Samoyad = Some way hid Sarengetti = Air in get he Wonderlust = One err lust/ On her lust Wondering Jew = On err in you Guillotine = Ill owe he in Smith and Barney = It and are he Cortney Cox = Court he cox Orville dam = Or ill dam Orville Redenbacker = Or ill red in back err Get back = et acck Carpacian diet = Our ace he in die it Jessie Suppolo = Is he up pole low Lethargic = He are icck Eddy Debartelo junior = Et he he are hell low you in err Capricorn = Capri corn Riddic Boe = Rid icck bo Captain Crunch = Cap tin crunch Ergonomics = Err gun home iccks Scottsdale Arizona = Outs hell air own a Hideous = Hid he us/ Id he us Leonard Pelter = In our hell err Ridicule = Rid icck you ill Logger rhythms = Log err is him Musical chairs = You sick cull airs Stone hinge = Own hinge Sarengeti = Hier in get he Thorazine = Thor razz seen Sorry Charly = Are he are he Contingent = On in gent Fasten your seat belts = Ass in or eat hell Megalowmainia = Meg a low main he a/ Meg ah low may knee a Sinkione wilderness = Sin key own will err is Fish rock = Fish rock (back and forth) Recycle = He psyche cull James Bond = Aim on Marx brothers = mar X brothers Tiger woods = I gerr woods Diedric Myer = He icck my err Dirt devil = Err he hell Jose Felizeano = Hoe say hell he see ah no/ Oh say fell he see ah know One brick too maney = On icck you men he Teaser and the fire cat = Tee's err and the ire cat Hitler's choice = Hit err's - - why Motor boat = Moat or boat/ Moe tore boat/ Mow tore oat/ Moe ore oat Sex pistols = X is all Pistachios = Piss stash she owes Morning after = Mourning have err Lima Peru = He a err you Matzetlan = Ma zit lawn Class cannibalism = Ass an nibble is him Airmail = Hier male Anabel = Ana bell/ An a bell/ An a hell Uncle Scrooge = Un cull you Malissa Manchester = Hell is a man chest her Malissa Eldridge = Hell is a hell ridge Hanukah = Hon nick a Akunoten = Ah coo not in Mezzersmitt = Mess err some it Perth = Earth Sabbatical = A bat tick cull Fuzzy Zeller = Fuzz see hell err Shataki = Shut talk he (The mushroom) Irresistible = Ear re cyst able Remedy = Re med he Pilot error = Pie lit air or Bestiality = Beast he Ale lit he Abcott tunnel = Have got ton hell Eldridge Cleaver = Hell ridge cleave her Irreversatality = Ear re verse ah tail it he Scotsdale = Outs hell Hale Erwin = Ale err win Morels = More ells (The mushroom) Quarterback stoop = Quart err back stoop Pole sitter = Hole it err Laurence Welk = Lower in well Web free net = Web he et A lighter shade of pale = A I err ade of a ale Donald Leeper = Don all leap her/ On nulled he err Primrose place = Rim rose lace/ Him rose ace Fred Musberger = Head must err gerr Moppit stadium = Mop pit stayed he yum Lethal injection = He hell in ecck ton Mother hen = Other in Fred Musburger = Head us err gerr Alix Boxworth = Ale licks box worth No fear = No ear Black river = Lack river Fillet of fish = Fill lay of fish Separation of church and state = Sup err a ton of err and ate Lorenzo Llamas = Hore in so am us Honey glazed nuts = On he lazed nuts/ On he a nut Conjuctavitus = On junked ah fight us Ambersill = Am burr sill Anhieser bush = Ann high is her bush Androgenous = An draw gin us Taipay = Type "A"/ Type hay/ Tie pay/ I pay Abdual Careem Jabar = Have duel cur reem jab are Cinnabar = Sin a bar Kalamazoo = Kale Llama zoo Frequent flyer = Freak went fly err Dilate = Dye hell ate Oil spills = Oye ill ill's Hemorrhoids = Him more hides Rock bottom = Rock Bought Tom Furry freak brothers = Furr he freak bro errs Rendezvous = Rend is voce Rent a wreak = Wren tae wreak Cow Cills = Ow ills (the singing group) Slip knot = Slip not/ Lip hot Catechism = Cat teck kiss um Zodiac = Zoo de yack/ Zoo de ax Zechariah = Sack are rye ah/ Zack car eye ah/ Sack ah rye ah Ezekiel = Ease Zeek keel/ Easy key yell Harry Bellafante = Air he bell a faun tae Mesoe = Me sew The pit and the pendulum = The pit and the pen do um Rasberry zinger tea = Has air he zing err he Bendbow inn = Bend bow in Cracker jack = Crack err ax Morton Downy = More ton down he Family snap shot = Am he snap hot/ Am he nap shot Gun issue = Un is you Golden glove award = Gold in glove a hard/ Old in love a warred Betty Baker = Et he acre/ bet he ake err Chickowa Casino = Check go ah cuss seen know Turkey Jerky = Turk he jerk key/ Turk key jerk he/ Turkey jerk key/ Turk key jerkey/ Turk he jerkey/ Turkey jerk he (When I ran) Snail mail = Snail ail/ Ail mail/ Son ail mail Teriyaki = Terry yucck he/ Tear he yucck he/ Air he yack he Hail Mary = Ail air he Chicken fat = Icck in hat Owl cove = Ow wool go/ Ow will hoe Wind in the willows = Wind in the will owes Petaluma = Petal loom ah/ Peddle loom ah/ Pedal loom ah Cashews = Cash shoes Put the pedal to the metal = Put the peddle to the meddle Gun shy = Gun I Librarian = Lie brae err re in Captain Jack = Cap ten ax Trigger happy = Trig gerr happy Gatteling gun = Cattle in gun Diabolical = Die ah ball icck cull/ I a all icck hell Eurba Buena = He your bub way na Diablo = Dee hob low Yom Kippoor = Yum cup poor/ Yum key poor/ Yum Kipp poor Tarantula = Tar ran chew la / Tar ran jewel ah Willy Nilly = Will he nill he/ Will he ill he/ Ill he nill he/ ill he ill he Willy Wonka = Ill he on ah Ebaneezer = Ebb and he is err/ Ebb and knees err Classic case = Ass icck ace Silly puddy = Sill he pud he Cruse ship = ruse hip One fell swoop = One fell - swoop Bury my hart at wounded knee = Bear he my hart at who in did knee Amazing rhythm aces = Am maze sing rhythm ace is Manipulation = Man nip you lay shun Hubble space program = Hub bull ace pro am Crocodile Dundee = Crock owe dial done Dee/ Crock owe die hell done he Bird mans nut cracker = Heard man's nut ax her Feather forest walker = Heather for is walk her Owl cove = Ow will go Art Linkletter = Hart link letter/ Hart link let her Henry Mancini = An he man seen knee/ An he man see in he Shadow boxing = Shad owe boxing/ Had owe ox in Shadrach Meshack and Abebnego = Shad rack me shack and Habib Knee go Tipperrairy = Tip her rare he/ Tip her air he Iffel tower = I fill tow err/ I fell ow err Fred Istare = Read his stare William Pickering = Will yum pick her ring William Golding = Will yum holding William Puckering = Will yum Puckering Lord of the flys = Lord of the lies Gold dust = Old dust Ace of all spades = Ace of all aids Make the best of it = Ake - the best of it Have it your way = Half it our way Conflicting comments = On flick in come men Stick in the mud = Icck in the mud Longevity = Long have it he Animal mutilation = An a mull mute tell lay shun/ An a mull mew tee lay shun/ / An a all you "T" lay on Colen care = Hole in care Animal sacrafice = An a mull sack a ice Jewish lightening bolt = You wish light ten in bowl Epic cap = Up pick cap/ Up icck cap Emaciated = He may see ate did Hail Erwin = Hell err win Kimbell James = Him bell aims Less is more and more is less William James = Will yum aims Anachronism = Ah knack crone is um/ A knack roan is um = (Was very hard to figure out) Cancel = Can sell Slaughter house five = Sell laud err house five Hopi prophecy = Hope he pro fuss see Ebaneezer Scrooge = Ebb ban knees err scrooge/ Ebb in he is err you Tumultuous = To mull too us A margin of safety = A mar in of a "T" Smelt = Some melt Profound = Pro found Konietchewa = Con each he wa/ Own itch he ah (A Taiwanese word) Intrepid = In trip hid Heraldo Raviera = Air all oh he air ah Conjure = Con you are Condescending = Con he sending/ On he ending Impetuous = Him pet chew us Continuity = Con tin new it he/ On in new it he Vendetta = Vend debt ah/ In debt ah/ In dead ah Porcupine = Pork you pie in Laurance Willerby = Hore in will err be Lourance Sleshinger = Hore in less in err I pee freely = I he free he Elemental = Element tell Abtuse = Have you Abshire = Have hire lightening bolt = lighten ing bolt (A little later while riding bicycle, I saw Dick Abshire cutting wood and he was lifting bolts of logs to be split. It took me a while to recognize it was him. This means that they already knew he was there.) Emily Dickenson = Him ah he dick in son Cauterize = Caught her eyes/ Cought err I is/ Cought err - eye is (When talking to my brother in law about very bad hemorrhoids. He is a doctor, and he said they cauterize them. Later they (aliens) gave me the word again, and made me hear the riddle. There is a riddle in so many words. L. Ron Hubbard = Hell on who heard Theosophy = See us so fee (Means the doctors fee) Cauterize = Cought err I is (They gave theosophy right after I typed about cauterize. Now they gave cauterize again, as a clue. Sacraligious = Ax ah ledge us Agent orange = A gent hore range Pyramid power = Peer amid pow err (When I was at the library looking at a book on pyramid power, and a girl happened to be peering through the book shelf at me.) Winchesters = In chest airs Tony Hillerman = Oh he hill her man (When I saw the really big guy talking to the girl at the goodwill store.) Limited access = Him et did acck says/ Him et did ax says Ah docka toowh = A talk a to ah (Have vaguely heard this a few times, after they give messages that answer my thoughts.) Hurry up before the sun goes down = Err he up he or the sun goes down (I heard this when riding home on bicycle.) Sistene chapel = Is he in a hell Barry Manilo = Air he man ill low (When I stopped to put air in tire) Mercy killing = Err he killing Brake fluid = Break - - fluid (Is a break in the line and is leaking) One cracky character = One crack he care icck err Antediluvian world = An he ill you he in world Rise to the top = Eyes to the top Acidawfuliss = Acid awful - - less (When thinking bad thoughts) Lightening Hopkins = High ten in hop kin's (Is a black musician) The Walton experience = The wall ton X spear he in Rise above abject poverty = Rise above abject ah err "T" (Heard this when pondering my lifestyle. There must be a double meaning.) No rules = No - - - - rules A million dollars = A mill Lee on doll lures/ A ill he on all errs/ Am ill he on all heirs Hair ball = Air all/ Hair all/ Air ball Heavy Metal = Have he et hell Choleric = Coller icck Colexico = Oh X icck go Placebo effect = Place he bow effect/Us see bow effect/ Plus he owe effect Run the gauntlet = / Run - - - - - - the gauntlet/ Run - the gaunt et Rock art = Rock are Hubert Humphry = You err hump free Foo man chew = Who man who/ You man you Chicken and dumplings = Chick in and dump Chicken catchatorie = Chicken catch it tore he/ Hick in hatchet tore he Nuro Surgeon = You row sir - in Jerry Springer = Air he - spring her |