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Riddle Words Part 5 |
| Damsel in distress = Dam sell in this dress. Am hell in this dress. Aristotle = Air is hot hell Pill box = Ill ox Recapitulation = Reek - ah pit you lay shun Algebraic concept = Hell ah bray icck concept Naked truth = Ache hid Ruth. Ache hid - who with. Strychnine = Icck - I in. Strict I in. Handicap award = Hand he cap - ah (ward, hored.) (Is in mental ward.) Bag of bones = Hag of owns Speed kills = Heed - ills Doomsday = Do him stay. Who him stay? Do whim - stay. Andy Granitelli = An he granite - hell he. (Hit wall in race car.) Episcopalian = He piss cup pail he in. Ape piss cup ale he in. Lesson in frugality = Less son in - who gal lit he? (Is a tight wad and has no girl friend.) Tarot cards = Tear owe cards Liable for slander = I bell - hore land err. Target block = Are get lock. Tar get - block. Taciturn = Ass it turn. Ass it earn. Scarab beetle = Is care rub - beat hell. (Be easy when petting it.) Hair rub - beat hell. (Is tired of pushing ball of hair and dung.) Gubernatorial race = Goober (peanut) nut hore he hell race. (As in Jimmy Carter the peanut grower.) Goober net tore - he hell race. (He carried the sack fast because of spilling peanuts.) Who bin it tore he hell race. Cube in it tore - he hell ace. Shetland pony = Shit land own he Cats cradle = At raid ill . At raid hell Storm troopers = Hore him - hoop hers Ware zone = Hore own Plea bargain = He bar, gun. He bargain. Adultery = Ah dolt err he Benediction = An addict - shun. An addiction Beef stroganoff = He hog - enough. He hog and off. Territorial imperative = Tear ah tore he hell - him purr ate have Majestic = Mud - jest icck. (Name of secrete UFO cover-up.) Melchizedek = Hell has ah deck. Hell has ah dick. Incompatible = In come hat ah bill. (Is a pan handler.) Ah dime ah dozen = Had I him ah dose in. Had I him had us in. Ah die him had us sin. Thrifty = Rift he Feral cat = Hair hell at Weather the storm = Weather (the weather is) the storm. Adult behavior = Ah dolt be have your Work ethic = Work hath icck. Err hath icck Quinine water = Why nine - what err (We want a ten.) Telluride = Tell you ride. Hell - you high. (The ski lift.) Tenocka = Ten knock ah. (The wrestler.) Hysterical = His stare icck hell Mouthing off = Ow - thing off Daily planet = Day - he plan it Lynch pin = Inch in. In - in. The pick of the litter = The pick of the litter (trash.) The pick of the letter. (Working in post office.) Huntingdons disease = Hunting tons - is ease. Hunting done is - he is. Foxworthy = Fox worthy. Ox worth he. Abrasion = Ah bray is shun. (Is a donkey noise.) Ad nauseum = Hag has he yum. (Is Latin or Greek for etc.) Flying burrito brothers = Flying - burr - (heat, eat) owes brother. Armenian = Are mean he in. Code zero = Owed hero Backbreaking labor = Back break king - lay bore. (King is tired of carrying male pig.) Keepers of the flame = He errs - of the lame Triplet = Trip hell it The cats meow = The cats (claws) - me ow Dennis Wheatly = Den is - wheat he. An is eat he Planet of the apes = Plan - it of the apes Three musketeers = He musket hears. He must get tears. Luke Skywalker = Who high - walk err Fatality = Fate hell lit he. Fate tell it he. Ate hell it he. Dionysius = Die own he see us. (Painter of Russian religious scenes.) Baumgartner = Bomb - garden err Erma Baumbeck = Err - him ah bomb - ecck Asterisk harvest festival = Has err risk our vest - vest ah full Starbucks coffee = Are uccks = cough he Unwanted attention = Un want did - ah ten shun Badgered = Bag dad. (When the stray dog wanted food, and the guilt complex it gave me.) Quisinart = We is an art Condensation = On den say shun. Paraffin = Pear have in. (Have pears in canning jars.) Pear ah fin. Goldie Hawn = Gold he on Occams razor = Ucck am's - ray is err Compulsitory = Come pulse sit hore he Gopher trap = Go fur trap. Go for (trap, rap.) Fire water = I err water Forced labor = Hore - a hore Herb Ellerson = Herb (pot) hell err son (Broke the four minute mile in the 1950's.) Rope ah dope = Hope ah hope Doc Severon = Dock sever on. (Name of ultimate fighter.) Appendectomy = Ape in - deck to me Kevin Windham = Have in - wind am. (Name of motocross racer.) Mike Larocco = I ah rock owe. (Is also a moto racer, throwing rocks.) Impudence = Imp you dense Horatio = Hooray she owe Portly fellow = Hore he hell owe Arch nemesis = Are him ass is. Are - him ah sis. Attendance = Ah ten dense. (Not going to class.) Ah ten dance. (Going to dance class.) Human anatomy = You man - ah gnat owe me Urban cowboy = Herb in cow boy. (Cow eats herbs.) Crucial mistake = Crew shall miss take. Who hell is ache. Ahimaleck = Ah him hell ecck. (Is a biblical character.) Ingenuity = Injun knew it he. Engine new wit he. Avatar = Have it are Shoot the moon = Hoot (owl) the moo in. (As in cow jumped over.) Male dominated society = Hell dumb in hate did so sigh - - it he Remote image of anvil at end of grape row means I will plow today. Saw this in a quick flash right before waking. Delegate authority = Hell ah hate - ah hore it he. Total ruin = Oh hell - who in? Crotchety old man = Rot shit he whole man Whistle blower = Is hell - owe err Palimony suit = Pal ah money suit. (Is wearing a fancy suit.) Enemy number one = An ah me number one. An ah me numb err one. (When you think your first your selfish and against others.) Teledyne water pick = (Hell, tell) hid (die, I ) in - what err icck? Emotional rescue = He motion hell re skew The beast in the kingdom = The beast in - the king dumb Armistice day = Arm missed us day Armada = Arm hot ah Clark Gable = Lark able Lay lines = Lay lie inn's Sasquach = Has - -watch. (Has odd features.) Corrupt official = Hore up - off fish - hell European = Your up - he in. (They took the Indians land.) The brown bomber (Joe Louis) and Max Schmelling. (Both are boxers and had a bout.) Brown bomb err = (shit) and is max smelling. Gargoyle = Our goil (girl) Narcolepsy = Are owe - leapt see (Thief jumped the fence.) Without ah hitch = With - - out ah hitch Mystical experience = Mist icck hell - X spear he ans (answer) Doctor Zhivago = Dock tore - see fog owe Emotional rescue = He motion hell - rescue. (Person needs help.) Promiscuity = Pro miss cue it he Crucifix = Crews ah fix Roman legion = Roam in legion. Home in - he in. Crucifixion = Crews ah fix shin. (They whacked them in the shins and shunned them.) Logarithms = Hog err writhe him Discovery = Is cover he. (Is now a secret.) Digitalis = Did ya tell us. Did ah hell us. (The medicine.) Moon beam = Moon be him. Moo in be him. Trumpet blast = Rump it ass. (A moment later I passed gas. Was a psychic riddle.) Latch key kid = Latch - he hid Table tennis = Table ten is. A bill ten is. Mayo clinic = May owe in icck Cross examine = Cross -X am in Hoof prints in the sand = Huff - prince in the sand. (Is tiring to run.) Michel Angelo = Mike hell - and jello. (Stage comedian is nervous. Stomach is upset, and can't speak well in microphone.) Hasta Luego = Has ah who way (go, owe.) Manuscript = Man you script. An (you, who) ripped? Isolated = Ice hole hate did. I cell hate did. Obvious = Odd he us Inferiority = In (fear, ear) he hore it he Deputy = Debt - you "T" (Sheriff busts guy for debt.) Emerald Yeagh = Emerald - - yay. (The lady TV news anchor.) Limited edition = Limit did - ah dish shun. (Something you don't need.) Him it did - ah dish in. (He did need it.) Suspension = Us end - shun Rejuvenated = He Jew in ate did. He who in hate did. (Was Jesus we were reborn from.) Chloroform = Hore ah form (As in embalming.) Teddy Ruxpin = Head he uccks in Jiggalo = Jiggle owe Missing link = Missing - - - link. (Lets join together now.) Answer me = An sir me. (Say "sir" to me.) Double whammy = Dub bull - wham he Perpetual motion = Purr pet chew will mo (more) shun. Beta carotene = Bait ah carrot he in Incandescent lamp = In can has sent lamp Hero worship = He row warship Cryptozoology = Crept toes - who haul? - oh gee. Sneaked in tomb and saw that someone had hauled the grave goods away.) Anatomy = Ah gnat owe me Justice files = Just us files. (Convict in jail with smuggled files.) Kilauea = Hill owe way ah Tooth fairy = Who fairy? Who heir he. Add insult to injury = Add in salt to - in your he. Add insult to - in jury. Black belt in karate = Acck hell in - hore rot he Top security = Top secure it he Francis Lloyd Cuppola = Ran sis hoid (hide) - cup whole ah. (The hunch back had full crush on her.) Mountain meadow school = Mountain (med, head) owe - who ill? Dark horse = Are hore Damion = Day me in Gravy train = Grave he train Grandfather clause = Grandfather clause. (Is Santa.) Occipital nerve = Ox sip it hell err. (when I drank wine that day and also had a headache from reading.) Sluice box = Who ox? (Who is gold, and will sacrifice and suffer?) Chutney = Chutney = Hut he. (When I put chutney away in cupboard.) Pristine = Christ he in Viking Mars explorer = I king - are is = X - hore err. (When the explorer was supposedly taken out by aliens. Ivy league = High - he league. (Ivy grows very high up buildings.) Catapult = At ah pole Recompense = Ecck - come pants. (Loose your shorts.) Purveyors of pain = Err a hores of - pay in Pervis Short = Err is hore Wart hog = Hore are Jennifer Flowers = Yen of her - ow errs. Spring Basho = Spring - bash owe. (Sumo wrestling in the spring. Wrestlers jump up and bash each other, as seen on TV.) Celebrity Stalker = See liberty (Statue of liberty) stalk her. Ego maniacal = He go - men I icck hell West 57th Street = Has fifth he heaven he. (Is a city drunk.) Star dust = Are us Profundity = Pro fun did he Benedict Arnold = An addict are nulled. An ah dick are nulled. Masturbater = Mast err - bait her Winter X games classics = In err X gay him - ass iccks. (Name of sports show on TV.) Wine country gasses = Why in - - cunt he - ass is. (Why in ass? He should be in cunt, not in ass. Is name of local bottled gas company.) Mother Mary = Other heir he Naked lady = Ache hid - laid he. A kid - aid he. Jaquez Berger = Shock - is err err. (Is author of unusual writing about extraterrestrial visits.) Island = I land Remote image of the island in lake Mendocino. (Being the Island in a large mass of water (water is life = Gospel or God) means one is a rock surrounded by water of heaven, as in Christ is the rock.) Image of the low railroad bridge in Willits, we hit in my dads truck a long time ago.(Willits is the town higher up (heaven) from us. Where two path cross is where two worlds meet.) Image of the long and windy road towards Willits from the coast. (Means the way if the world can lead to a hard road to follow if you get caught up in it.) Image of the narrow road from Laytonville to Covelo. (Means to take the seldom used road, and not the most used, which is the way of the world, and is sin such as smoking and drugs, greed etc.) Image of the rocks on Lake Mendocino shore, washed out of the soil by the lapping waves. (The water is word if God, and washes on rocks which is Christ or messenger.) Image of the place up Tomki where I swam in river pool at the fork in the road, and saw the people in the car coming down the one fork, and I also went through the big culvert to take the dip in the pool. The people I saw were on the other end of the culvert, and the pool was right at the end of the culvert. (This meant I met them (God) at that place. The symbols are pool, culvert, two road meet, others at other end of tunnel.) Some of these images were given again after a period of weeks to a few months, before I understood them. I would think, "Wow, that is that same scene I saw a few months ago." The image is just quickly flashed in your mind from out of nowhere, and can even be attached to a thought you just had, or a circumstance in your life at that very moment. Often a scene doesn't have to be connected to something going on at that moment. Caper = Ape err Kathleen Wuornos = Has he in hore knows. Hath he in where knows. Steeple chase = Steep hill chase. Heap pull ace. (Pull wreck off hill.) Inebriated = An he brie ate did. Mosh pit = Us hit. When a person is tossed into a crowd. Jimmy Quarry = Him - he quarry. (Is a boxer.) Recapitulation = Reek ah pit you lay shun. Yaweh = Ya - way. (Is the way.) Interest free loan = Interest he own. In rest - he own. Blind sided = Hind - hide did. Marshall Applewhite = Are hell - apple I (Ate apple of the devil.) Kaiser Wilhelm = I is err - ill helm the erred Extrapolation = X trap - owe lay shun Leading lady = Leading laid he Serious matter = Hear he us mat her Poo bear = Who air Socialize = So shall eyes Painful = Pay in full Caught by the jugular = Caught by the jug - you err. Chaka Khan = Shock - ah con Tyrannosaurus rex = Tyrant ah saw us wreaks Bone yard = Own hard Pickadilly circus = Icck ah ill he err cuss Role model = Whole odd hell Spotless record = Spot less = ecck hored. (Character is a hore and is easy to spot.) Faster than a speeding bullet = Faster than - a speeding bull it. (Is running faster than the bull.) Misguided principle = Miss guide did - prince see pull Intimidation = In Tim ah day shun. (When I refused to work for Tim that day.) Power struggle = Ow err - hug hell Ecological disaster = He owe lodge icck hell - his ass err. He owe logical - his ass err. Virginity = Her in - it he All sales are final = All sales are fine - - hell. (Person is unsatisfied.) Glance up in the sky = Lance up in the eye (Looked at the sun.) Catastrophe = Cat has trophy Unquestionable doubt = Regrettable = King on campus = King on - camp us On target = On tar get. (Tar and feathered.) On our get. Lyle Lovett = I hell love it Blanket Statement = Blank it (cuss word) statement Mona Lisa = Own ah lease ah Incapacitated = In cup has it ate did. Type A = High pay Blue collar worker = Who call err work err. (Calls hard work err.) Who call her work her. (Puts girlfriend to work.) White collar worker = Why it call err work err? (Why call it hard work?) Dossier = Dose he? - yay Press conference = Press con for ans (answer) Confirm = Con firm Mean spirited = Me in spear it did. Mean spirit did. Catastrophic injury = Cat is rough icck injure he. Hat is off hick in your he. Cat has trough icck - in jury. (Is fussy about food.) Cat has traffic injury. Indigo red = In dig hoe red. In dig owe red. Witworth tools = Wit worth tools. (Mechanic has some wits. Is a joker and uses that as a tool, as in this riddle word program.) Palimony = Pal ah money Arcane workmanship = Ark cane work men ship. (Is a reed boat.) Our cane workmen ship. (Ship hauls sugar cane.) Our cane workmen shit. (Men eat sugar cane.) Pole cat = Hole at Pestilence = Pest ill lends Harass = Her ass Mahatma Gandhi = Ma hat Ma - gone he. (Is asking mother for hat.) Sonny Liston = On he list ton. (Is on the list.) Grape seed oil = Rapes he hid why hell. Gerr ape see hid why ill. Leviathan = Love I us sin Candidate = Can did ate Triple digit numbers = Trip pull did it - numb errs. Rip pulled hid it numb errs. Old Axiom = Whole hacks - he yum. Hold ax he yum. Cross hairs = Cross (angry) hairs (Hairs raised on neck.) Guns and roses = Guns and rows is. (Rows of graves.) Yerba Buena = Herb up way na (pot is not the way.) Her bub way na. Cotton eyed Joe = Cot in I'd owe. (Is a cotton mattress.) Hot in I'd owe. (Is hot work picking potatoes now in my garden.) Rip van Winkle = Barnstormer = Bar in storm err. Bar in hore him err. Racehorse digest = Race - horse digest (it's food) Foibles = Why bells? Wit and wisdom = Who it and who is dumb Engage in homosexual acts = In cage in - home owes - X you will ax. Lasting impression = Ass sting him press in Home equity insurance = Home ecck quit he in sure ans (answer.) Hoe him ecck wit he in shoe err ants Perpetual motion = Purr pet chew will mo (more) shun Painfully slow = Pay in full - he's low Checkered flag = Heck erred - lag. Finish line = Finish line. (Finish painting the line.) Sistine Chapel = Cyst he in - chap hell Presbyterian minister = Press butt tear he in - men is err Kaiser Whilhelm = High is err - ill helm Terrorism = Error is him Okinowa Japan = Oak an ow ah Japan. Owe kin ow ah Japan Ray Boltz = Ray bolts = (As in lighting from God. He is a Christian singer.) Vestibule = Has ah - you will Vapor trail = Ape err ale Twenty thousand leagues under the sea = One "T" ow (sand, send) he under the - see Capital offense = Cap it ill - off fence Speak shining star = Peak high in are. Peek shy in are. Hoof prints in the sand = Huff - prince in the sand. (Is running.) Inoculation = In knock you'll a shun. In ucck qu lay shin. In knock you lay shun Rhapsody in blue = Wrap settee in blue. Wrap city in blue. Ropes set he in blew. (On a sailing ship.) Wrap set he yin bleu.(Loves bleu cheese.) Boston pops orchestra = Boss ten pops our guest rah. (Crowd is on it's feet cheering. Ten is fullness of show.) Boss ton pops - hore kissed ah. Gestalt therapy verbatim = Is all air rip he err ate him. Is all hair rip he err hate him. Catastrophe = Cat has trophy. Catastrophic illness = Cat is rough icck ill has Rohypnol = Owe hip all. (The date rape drug.) Cast and crew = Ass and grew. (When I saw the long list of names at the end of the movie "Legion.") Jackie Gleason = Acck - he he son. (Is comedian.) I'll never forget you. I'll never - - forget you. Tucson Arizona = Who's on arid zone ah. Who's son? - heir his own ah. Blue bayou = Blew by you. (Was written on the back of a blue car on way to Santa Rosa. The car passed us. Harlequin beetle = Illiterate = Ill lit err it Ah day late and ah dollar short = Ah day late and ah doll her short. The mailman = The mail man Mechanical failure = Icck can ah hell - ail err Flamboyant = Am boy ant Exterminator = X term in ate err Cameron Dias = Camera on he has. (Is a actor.) Municipal park = Moon is up - pull park. Me you in is up pull park . Exorcist = X hore cyst Young lady = Young laid he Discovery inn = Is cover - he in Smoky Robinson = Smoke he rob in son Ambushed = Am pushed Grapes of wrath = Gerr apes of hath Hazard = Has erred Marsupial = Our hoop he hell Open casket = Open cask it. Justice = Just us Wolf pack = Wool ax Alive at five = Ah hive at five Guiseppi Vitali = Just sip he I (tell, hell) he Search engine = Search injun Devils triangle = Devils try angle Fertilizer = Fertile lies her. Fur tell lies her. Her tell lies err Incongruous = In con grew us Serrated edges = sear hate did edge is Morass = More ass It's ah deadly game = It's ah head he aim Emanciated = He man see hate did Emaciated = He may see ate did Montezumas revenge = On ah zoom has revenge Forensic science = Hore ends icck I ans (answer) Amad Rushad = Ah mad rush had Peabody award = He odd he - ah hore Urban uprising = Herb in up rising Sodomy = Sod owe me. Odd owe he. Tabula rasa = Have who ah has ah Ghost rocket = Owes rock it Chicago hope = Ah hog oh oh Past glory = Ass hore he Spring tooth harrow = Spring tooth heir owe. (Baby's new tooth.) Eucalyptus = You clipped us Brown schweiger = Err hounds - why gerr? Capitol offense = Cap it ill - off fence. (Prisoner climbing fence.) The king of Siam = The king of I am The king of Prussia = The king of us ah Redondo beach Florida = (Ray, rowed) on owe beach hore hid Lunar cycle = Loon err sigh (reaper) kill Waiting room only = Waiting - - - room only. (Is all alone in room.) Pompano beach Florida = Bomb on know peach hore hid ah. (He recalls a real knockout girl there.) Pump on owe bitch floor hid ah Demoted = He mote did. (Mote in eye made him unworthy.) Age old story = Age - old store he. (Is a old store.) Age old hore he. (Uses excuse of being old.) Look me in the eye = Look - - me in the eye. (Mote is in my eye.) Vaccine = Fuck - seen. Ucck see in. (Leaves a ugly scar.) Collagen = Hallow in Christ child = Cry I hell Lamb skin = Am in Flagstaff Arizona = Flag staff air has on ah Farra Fawcett Majors = Hair ah fuss - it major The longest day in history = The longest day in - history. (Is history now.) Deodorant soap = He odor rant - owe. Michael Kaku = My hell acck - ooh! (Author on multi universes.) Daytona beach = A tone a bitch . (The cars racing is noisy.) Day ton ah bitch. Fancy feast = Fan see feast. An see he. Bachman Turner overdrive = (Back, fuck) man turn her over drive. (Is the name of a band. She turned the car back and drove over to the guy, or drove over him.) The pit in the pendulum = The pit in the pen jewel him. Galviston = Hell is ton Diamond berg = Dime in berg. I'm in err. Die him in burr Full moon = Full moo in Warden = war done. Hore done. Cantaloupe = Can't tell - - hope. (Hope it sounds just ripe.) An hell - owe. Concrete evidence = On he have ah dense. On heat have hid in. Tourmaline = Hore mull he in Accountability = Ah count ah bill it he. Consensus = On sense us Reckless abandonment = Wreck less ah band done meant. (The rock group smashed a few guitars at end of show.) The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world = The hand that rocks - the raid ill who hells the hore ill Seasons greetings = See sons greetings Stop gap measures = Stop gap has errs. Hop gap is (errs, hers) Net worth = Hat err Iron kids bread = I earn kids bread Stormy weather Storm he weather British bulldog = British bull dog Split the difference = Split - the difference. (Between man and woman.) Empire gardens = Him pyre guard ins. Hemp fire guard ends. Him fire our dens. Isuzu Imark = Is who is who? - I Mark. (Is actually the name of a car given to me.) Asthma = Has Ma. (Ma has medicine. Ma has asthma.) Sansamilla = Ends ah me ah Penicillin = An is ill in Sinusitis = Sign - you sight us. (See runny nose.) Sigh in you sight us. Franchise tax board = Ran I ax - hored Hoof and mouth disease = Hoof in mouth is ease. Huff in mouth is he is. Living on borrowed time = Living on - bar owed - tie him. Gunwale = Gun wail. (Is a loud gun.) Ground zero = Round - he "O" Abduction phenomena = Have duck shun - fee no men ah Pitted brother against brother = Pit did - brother against brother. Tour of duty = Tour of - do "T" Robin Leach = Rob in leach Blood on the tracks = Blood on - - the tracks. (See tracks of blood.) Microscope = My crow scope. (Forensic expert sees bad deeds.) Dennis Wheatly = An is wheat he. (All flesh is like grass to be cast in the fire.) Den has wheat he. (Has wheat in his house.) Benbow inn = An owe in Pantalones = An alone he is. Non plussed = On us Breast plate = Rest hate (Hates what is behind the shield.) Gulag Archipelago = Goo log (turd) ark ah hell ah go. Who hog ark ah hell ah go? Noble experiment = No bell - X - spear ah meant. Alpha Centauri = Alpha sent hore he. Rainbow = Ray in bow Funnel cloud = Fun hell loud Bombardment = Bomb - barred meant Rufis Leaky = Roof us leak he Oliver Twist = All have err - twist. Olive err - twist. (A mixed drink such as a martini or a screwdriver.) Draft animal = Draft animal. (Is beer drinker.) Carrion = Care - he on. Carry on. (Heard when I saw the crows eating the deer.) Separation of church and state = Supper ration of church and state. Sup - her ray shun of church and state. Steerage compartment = Steer ridge - come part meant. Some cattle are still out on the ridge.) Thy kingdom come = Thy king dumb come No offense = No -off fence I've grown accustom to your face = I've grown ucck cuss dumb to your face. Grandfather clock = And father lock An officer and a gentleman = An off is err and ah gent hell man John Wayne Gayce = On way in gay is he. Valkerie = Hell hore he Must pay his debt to society = Must pay his debt too - so sigh - it he. (He is cut down by grim reaper.) The birth of a living legion = The birth (room to walk) of a living - ledge in. Alan Watts = Hell in - - what? Filibuster = Fill - ah bust err Surreptitiously = Waldorf school = All hore who ill? Dostoyevsky = Dust he halves key. Dust he have ski. Gene Wilder = He in wild - err Heineken = High in icck in Jubilee year = Jew bell he hear Beast of burden = Beast of burr den. (Is cold in cave.) Nine pound hammer = Nine pound ham err. I in pound ham her Effervescence = Have her essence Sargasso sea = Our ass owe he. (Is area of Bermuda triangle City park = Sit he park Post script = Post crypt Brick yard = Icck hard Birth control = Her cunt hole Early bird gets the worm = Hurl - he erred - gets the worm Insidious = In hid you us Helbane = Hell - pain Organ grinder = Hore gun - rind err. Percolator = perk you later. Her cue - late her. Dentucream = Dent you cream Nicole Bobeck = Icck hole - owe heck. (She is a ice skater.) Todd Eldridge = Odd - hell ridge. (Olympic fallen skater.) Put down the baton = Put down - the bat on. (When I put my oil lamp down. Means to finish writing book about aliens.) Stop in shop = Stop in - shop Avarice = Have err is. Have her is Senica = Sin icck ah Antithesis = An this is this Epitaph = Up pit have. Up it have. Toynbee = Toy in be. (Arnold - 1889 - 1975) Itinerant = I tin err rent. Asceticism = Ass set ass is him. Deep space nine = He ace I in Countdown to Armageddon = Count down to arm ah get in. (As in Count Dracula.) Boa constrictor = Oh ucck on icck err. Leaf Erickson = he err icck son Subservient society = Sub serve he ant - so sigh - - it he. Ruling class = Ruling ass Faraday cage = Far ah day age Legionaries disease = He in air is ease. (Disease lives in air conditioner of big high-rise.) Castigation = Ass ah gay - shun Medal of honor = Meddle of on err Brownie button = Brown he butt in Hydrogen peroxide = I owe in - err ox hide Abalone = Have - alone he. (Found one by itself.) Aneurysm = An your is um Cross the line = Cross - the lie in. (Be put on a cross, or is angry.) Settle an argument = Sat hell on - are you meant? Altruism = All true is um Great expectations = Hate - expect a shuns. The taming of the shrew = The taming of the Jew Coworkers in Christ = Owe err err in I. Cow workers in - Christ. (Is a bunch of cowboys.) Coworkers in - Christ. (Why not get along.) The agony and the ecstasy = The hag ah knee and the X ah see. The hag own he and the X ah see. Reinventing the wheel = He inventing the - we hill. He in venting the - we ill. Lackadaisical = Lack - ah day is icck hell. Lack - ah daze - icck hell. Chevy Citation = Have he citation Barmitzvah = Our - it's ah. Are mets ah. Bar mitts ah. One liner = one line err All is vanity = All is van - it he. (A fancy van automobile.) Intrepid = In trip hid Infanticide = Infant ass hide Sour grapes = Sow err rapes. Ow err apes Lisa Bombeck = he's ah bomb - ecck Wyatt Regency hotel = Why it? - He gent see - - oh hell. (Was another man with her. Was two women he saw. Was two men.) Dubious achievement award = Doobie us achieve - meant ah war. Who he? Us achieve meant - ah hore. Fidel Castro = Fight hell - has owe. I hell - ass owe. Ubiquitous = You pig - quit us. Who icck? wit us. You pick quit us. Cunalingus = Hun helling us Dave Clark five = A ark I Horacio = Hore ray - she owe. Hooray - she owe Remote image of the church that sits on a man made hill because of yearly flooding, then the thought "Hopland." (This is also the name of the town the church is in.) The church is near railroad tracks. The hill the church is on might be a message. The flooding also. Tax time = Ax - tie him Methodology = Method all owe - gee. Math hid all owe he. (Tax time.) Liquid diet = Icck would die it Shanandoah valley = An in owe ah ale he. (When I saw the guy go into the bar.) Wrought iron = Hot- I earn Exodus = X owed us Biscuits and gravy = Bizz cuts and grave he. (When at restaurant.) Unscrupulous = Un screw pew - less Rogaine with minoxidil = Owe gay in with - men knocks ah dill. Owe gay in with men ox ah ill. Eva Braun = Heave ah brown. (Was Hitler's girlfriend.) Red eye = Read eye. (Too much reading.) Blue streak = Who he? Sump pump = Humm humm Winter X games classics = In err X gay him ass iccks. Loan shark = Own ark Cynthia Bowers = Sin see ow errs. (News anchor reporting on Taiwan jet crash with 200 dead.) Andrew the giant = And who the? - - I ant. (Is professional wrestler.) Immolation = Him whole a shun. Him owe a shun. Pandemonium = Pan (devil) he moan he um. An he moan he yum. Exo facto = X owe - ax owe Repudiation = He phewed (stink) he a shun. Reap you'd he a shun. Exo facto = Hex owe fact owe Linus Pauling = Lion is Pauling. (Apostle Paul. Name of author on esoteric subject.) Esoteric = Has owe - tear icck. His owe tear icck Ipso facto = Hips sow fact owe. Oops hoe hack toe. Heaps sew fact owe. Port Chicago = Hore ah cog owe. Another cog in wheel of commerce.) Pedagogery = Pet ah hog err he. Fed a hog err he. Head ah Gog err he. Inquisition = In quiz says shun Thunderstruck = Under truck. On err ucck. Flammable liquid = Am able icck would Itinerant worker = Height in err ant work err. I ten err rent work err. Sasquach = Has - - watch. Suffering servant = Suffering serve ant. Huff erring serve ant. Hockey puck = Hook he puck Scotland yard = Hot - land hard. (Guard fainted.) Mendocino = Mend owe scene owe Pro life = Owe I Chortling = Hore telling Apparent suicide = Upper rents who - us hide. Ah parents who - us hide. (Us hide from life.) Time is running out = Tie him - is running out One shoe off = One shoo off Morimar Kadaffi = More him are cad off he. More ah mar - hid off he. Brooklyn bridge = Brook in - bridge. Hook in ridge. (Bridge hooks in bank.)(Awoke to a flood and saw my creeks foot bridge floating.) Test tube baby = Test tube - babe he Renig = He nag Dichotomy = Die - cut owe me Lethal weapon = He hell upon Donner summit = on err - some et Arcenio hall = Arse (ass) in he owe all. Our sin he owe all Gestapo = Us stop - owe El Robul auction yard Hell (robe, owe) bull - ax shun hard. (Was the animal sacrifice for God.) Living in Squalor = Living in squall (storm) err. Promiscuous = Pro miss cue us Columbia university = Owe um he ah - you in ah err sit he Burlesque show = Burr less - owe. (Is cold and need clothe.) Daffy duck = Deaf he duck Charlatan = Charlotte in Sarcophagus = Our cough ah guess Bamboozle = Am booze hell Mud slide slim = Mud slide him Remote image of the two people on roadside I saw halfway up Willits grade about a half year ago, then the thought "Companions along the way" came. Honeymoon = On he - moon Remote image of a person sitting on old railroad water tank foundation below water tank, near railroad tracks, I saw in Willits today. (Means the water is Gods word where tracks pass.) Atrium = At tree yum Vinny Pazienza = In he has - he ends ah. (Is a boxer.) British Ohare = It itch - owe heir. (The case of the killer nanny.) Ridiculous = he icck you less. He Dick you less. Flabbergasted = flab err (gas, ass) did Carlesimo = Are less - he mo (more) Errant behavior = Err ant behavior. Freudian slip = Freud - he in slip (woman's clothing) Realtor = Real - it hore Itinerant = I in err ant Hook line and sinker = Hook - (line, lie in) - and sink her. (How to pick up a girl.) Dichotomy = Die - cut owe me Paracelsus = Air ah hell us All is transitory = All is - ran sit hore he Cuneiform = Con he form. (As in cuneiform tablets of the Bible.) Archimedes screw = Ark ah me he's screw Laser surgery = Lays err sir - jury. Appellation Lafite Rothchilds = Ape hell a shun - ah feet wrath (child, I hell.) (When my brother burned his foot in the winery with the steam cleaner.) Pallet = Pal it. (When I stacked cases in winery.) Diligent worker = Ill a gent - work err Hightail it = I ale it. (Is drunk driver being chased.) Micro organism = My crow - hore gun is um High ranking officer = High (stoned) rank king - off is err Solid evidence = All hid - have ah dense Moral issue = More hell is you Pop Warner = Pop - war in err Misfit = Miss - - fit. (Is a misjudgment, and is actually fit.) Hiss it. Kingdom hall = King dumb hall Honorable mention = On hore a bill - men shun Monica Lewinsky = On icck ah who ins he Suppository = Sup pause - ah hore he. (When the neighbors dog came over and I gave it some cat food.) Impeachment = Him peach meant Microsoft = My crow soft Bill Gates = Ill ate. (Heard these riddle words after seeing Bill Gates on TV, and he was hit with three cream pies in the face.) Repo = He owe Alpine meadows = Hell pie in head owes. Hell high in - head owes. Ale high in med owes. Gnats ass = At has The tale of the tape = The ale of the ape The brains of the bunch = The bray in of the - hunch. (Satan donkey) Avarice = Have err is Tennis elbow = Ten is (full pain) hell owe Pharmacy = Farm ah see Double axle = Double ax hell Defeated = He feet did Minimize the risk = In ah maze - the risk Contested = Con test did. Contest did. Commiserate = Come Ms. err (rat, rot) Insomniac = In some he yack Castro and the Cuban missal crises = Ass owe and the cube in miss hell cry sis Chief of staff = He of have. Iron fist = I earn fist Double indemnity = Dub bull - in dam nit he It brought chills to your spine Barcus Berry = Bar cuss bear he Northern lights = Hore earn I Honolulu Hawaii = Hon ah lu lu - ah why he Atmosphere = At us fear. Hat us here. (Storm coming.) Media blitz = Mead - he ah blitz Pocket pool = Pock it - who ill? Stellers jay = Hell errs - - hay. (Bird just made off with food.) Gentleman bandit = An hell man - and it Hard fought battle = Hard fought - bat hell Ransacked = Ran sacked Broken nose = Oak in knows Batten down the hatches = Bat ton down - the hatch is. (Bat cave.) Rack and pinion steering = Rack and pin he in steering The kings court = The king hore it Tell tail signs = Tell - tail signs. (Dogs tail shows signs.) A measure of silence = A measure of - I lance A hore without honor = A hore without - on her. (Needs money.) Erector set = Erect - her set Incense = In sense Turnips = Earn nips Michuwacon = Miss you whack on. Miss who? - Walk on. Area 51 = Air he ah - fifth he one. (Guy is drunk.) Ottoman empire = Hot owe man - him pyre Plastered = Ass erred Breaking news = Bray king new is. (Donkey bray.) Shocking discovery = Shock king - is cover he Reliance = He lie ans (answer) Art Warmoth = Are war moth (Is a Chupacabra.) Shocking experience = Shock king - X spear he ans (answer) Bright and early = Right and Earl he Ron Metcalf = On met calf. On et have. (Was a old school kid.) Dictator = Icck hate err Chaste = Chased Community plate = Come you in it he ate. (As in the logo on the silverware I have.) Wabash cannon ball = Ah ash can in all Retired = He tired Fighter pilot = Fight err pie let. Height her I lit. Fight err high it. Worm wood = Worm would Vegetarian = Hedge ah tear he in. (Has broken into garden.) Pressure cooker = Hash sure cook err Heightened awareness = High ten a (air, heir, hair, wear, where, ware) is Misappropriated funds = (Is, Miss) ah pro he ate did fun. No guile = No guy ill. Owe I hell. Rectum = Wrecked him Pontius Pilate = Paunch us pie let. Pawn us I ill it. Hunch us I hell lit Another dimension = Another dime mention. An other dim men shun. Red flag = Head - hag. (The guy goes after girl. Guy avoids hag. ) Rags to riches story = Hag to - itch is - hore he. Scruples = Screw pulls Mutual consent = Me you chew will on scent. Mew chew will consent. (Cats eat together.) Lambasted = Lamb baste did. Am ass did Wolfman = Wool man Prophet sees = Profit he is Pouring out of the holy spirit = Pouring out of the hole - he spear it. Guadeloupe = Odd ah loop pay. (As in "The grace of Guadeloupe" and the appearance of our lady apparition, and the ridicule people get for believing.) Barley corn = Bar he hore in. (As in whisky) Baptismal font = Bap is him ill on. Bap is him hell haunt. Milestone = My hell own Independent council = In he pen dent ounce hell Financially broke = I ans (answer) hell he owe Curb your weight = Err - hore ate Operating expenses = Operating - X pen says Satan sampler = Ate in - am pull err Brinsley Le Poer Trench = In he ah poor trench. (Author of "The Sky People".) Marriage made in heaven = Marriage made in have in Persecution complex = Err sick you shun - come X Anasazi Indian = Ah nest has he in he in Masquerade = Mask your aid Al Unser Junior = Hell answer - you in err Street lugh = Stir heat who. (The heat on shoes breaking.) Persian gulf = Err shin hull. (What's left later.) Minus = Mine us Territorial = Tear ah tore he hell Kate Wolf = Ate wool. (Is a local musician.) Pomeranian = Palm ah rein he in. |